time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7726.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55ab18eb636872349b005382","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@OH MY GOD EVERYONE STOP WITH THIS DUMB PUNS!@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55ab18ed636872349b005386","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A weird moment from Turboranger\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dKsRG7LJvQ","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55ab18f163687250610007e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab18b863687215d40020f3#post_55ab18b863687215d40020f3\r\nNo you wont. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ab18f26368724a0500188d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab189a63687215d40020bc#post_55ab189a63687215d40020bc\r\nWe'll just call him the Pun-isher.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab1917636872506100080b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab18f163687250610007e0#post_55ab18f163687250610007e0\r\nYou don't know that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab193f636872506100082e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab18f26368724a0500188d#post_55ab18f26368724a0500188d\r\n\r\nThat BEARly encompasses it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab194c636872228b000201","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab18df6368721ca7000ec8#post_55ab18df6368721ca7000ec8\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab189163687215d40020a8#post_55ab189163687215d40020a8\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab189a63687215d40020bc#post_55ab189a63687215d40020bc\r\n*Breathe in*\r\n*Breathe out*\r\nInner peace.[/bq]\r\nWhat was that? Did you just say Inner _Piece?_\r\n\r\nYou mean like your vagina? Wow your dick really is that small! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ab19616368722ff6001bf8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab181c6368722ff6001a13#post_55ab181c6368722ff6001a13\r\nUr playing with the big boys nao\r\n!31.media.tumblr.com/fc3671dd2aa41156aaad2fcac3d1e1ac/tumblr_ms7tva6MwG1r0ghm8o1_250.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55ab196d6368722ff6001c13","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1917636872506100080b#post_55ab1917636872506100080b\r\nYou don't know that ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ab19876368722ff6001c34","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab194c636872228b000201#post_55ab194c636872228b000201\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab18df6368721ca7000ec8#post_55ab18df6368721ca7000ec8\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab189163687215d40020a8#post_55ab189163687215d40020a8\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab189a63687215d40020bc#post_55ab189a63687215d40020bc\r\n*Breathe in*\r\n*Breathe out*\r\nInner peace.[/bq]\r\nWhat was that? Did you just say Inner _Piece?_\r\n\r\nYou mean like your vagina? Wow your dick really is that small! [/bq]\r\nI swear to god\r\nI fucking\r\nHRmmmmm","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab19a863687215d400228b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Inner peace...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ab19ba636872349b0054bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab194c636872228b000201#post_55ab194c636872228b000201\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/UgJFJRR.gif!\r\nBEST BLACK PERSON I'VE EVER MET.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55ab19c0636872349b0054c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab193f636872506100082e#post_55ab193f636872506100082e\r\nThese puns are unBEARable","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab19c36368721ca7000fd0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab19876368722ff6001c34#post_55ab19876368722ff6001c34\r\nDarling.\r\nInner peace.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ab19ca636872228b000286","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ugh.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55ab19f3636872228b0002ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab19c36368721ca7000fd0#post_55ab19c36368721ca7000fd0\r\nBut you are being insulted\r\nNo one insults my husband and gets away with it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab19f7636872228b0002af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab19c36368721ca7000fd0#post_55ab19c36368721ca7000fd0\r\nLooks like these people are getting a million bonus turns vs you.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ab1a3c636872349b00557f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab19f3636872228b0002ac#post_55ab19f3636872228b0002ac\r\nRelax dear. I will have my vengeance.\r\n\r\nWhen they least expect it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ab1a446368722ff6001d3e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How today will be remembered\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/6/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-buzz-2200-1402999367-4.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab1a606368724a05001a4d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab194c636872228b000201#post_55ab194c636872228b000201\r\noh dont tease them about something they had no power over, i'm sure they have a hard enough time finding inner peace over it already","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab1a81636872349b0055c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab19f3636872228b0002ac#post_55ab19f3636872228b0002ac\r\nPfft\r\nPegasus thinks everyone has a tiny dick\r\n[spoiler]i mean he's black after all[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55ab1a856368722ff6001d80","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Llllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiii <<<<<<<<<3333333333","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55ab1a856368721c9700120a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab19a863687215d400228b#post_55ab19a863687215d400228b\r\nOooooh Darling, Don't be sad.\r\n\r\nIf I had a penis the size of a pebble I'd be sad too.\r\n\r\nBut you know, there's always sex chan-oh wait I forgot, your already a woman aren't you?\r\n\r\nYou should probably buy a bigger strap on honey~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab19ba636872349b0054bd#post_55ab19ba636872349b0054bd\r\nI aim to please!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ab1a9763687215d40023df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And in other news, only eight episodes of Steven Universe to go.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ab1aaa6368724a05001a96","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1a3c636872349b00557f#post_55ab1a3c636872349b00557f\r\nWhat, with a cucumber?\r\nBecause I'm pretty sure I heard that your dick is too small for it to even touch their asses.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}