time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7729.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55ab1dd56368721ca7001488","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1daa63687215d400286a#post_55ab1daa63687215d400286a\r\nLast time I checked","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab1dd8636872228b00069b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WTF\r\nI'm having a hard time trying to comprehend what's going on in this thread right now.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I returned seeing people apparently talking about dick sizes. And now people are photographing their own bellies in their bathrooms?[/spoiler]","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55ab1df26368724a05001f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1dd8636872228b00069b#post_55ab1dd8636872228b00069b\r\n\r\nSpoiler: That wasn't no bellybutton","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab1e0263687233bc00022c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1dd8636872228b00069b#post_55ab1dd8636872228b00069b\r\nThat's not a belly\r\nThat's a dude butt hole","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab1e0c6368721ca70014df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1c9a6368721ca7001305#post_55ab1c9a6368721ca7001305\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1c336368721c9700144b#post_55ab1c336368721c9700144b\r\nIt is.\r\n\r\nNow If only I had some friends\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/4f64ea3ee7a4f5720a606aeb67ed370f/tumblr_inline_nnjad20gK21tq28tp_500.gif![/bq]\r\nAt least your friends aren't massive pricks.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55ab1e176368724a05001f3d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1db3636872228b00067a#post_55ab1db3636872228b00067a\r\n\\( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)/","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55ab1e1b6368722ff60022f2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1dd8636872228b00069b#post_55ab1dd8636872228b00069b\r\nShenanigans. We're just being assholes to each other.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ab1e34636872228b00070e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1e0263687233bc00022c#post_55ab1e0263687233bc00022c\r\nThe guy got no ass, so you're wrong.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55ab1e356368721ca7001519","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1dd8636872228b00069b#post_55ab1dd8636872228b00069b\r\nContext is for the weak.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ab1e3e6368721ca700152e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1e0c6368721ca70014df#post_55ab1e0c6368721ca70014df\r\nWell that would just be weird\r\n\r\n...and hot.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab1e556368722ff600234f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1e176368724a05001f3d#post_55ab1e176368724a05001f3d\r\nWait is there actually anus there\r\nI thought it was just a dimple\r\nYou might wanna edit that","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55ab1e8063687233bc0002c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should be spanked","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab1e896368725061000e42","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1e556368722ff600234f#post_55ab1e556368722ff600234f\r\nTHE GUY GOT NO ASS","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55ab1eaa63687233bc0002eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I used to think that when someone gives birth, their belly buttons open super large and the baby comes out as like Cell throwing up Android 18.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55ab1ec86368722ff6002401","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf6978664f4afa5a55bc1f7ba5234d94/tumblr_mvxzw3vuE11smmpjao1_500.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nDo I laugh or do I cry","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55ab1eda63687233bc00032c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1daa63687215d400286a#post_55ab1daa63687215d400286a\r\nhe's a heathen headed straight for hell, devil's got his talons in him deep\r\n\r\njust like 99% of everyone else here","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab1f0563687233bc00036c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1eaa63687233bc0002eb#post_55ab1eaa63687233bc0002eb\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I used to think that when someone gives birth, their belly buttons open super large and the baby comes out as like Cell throwing up Android 18.[/bq]\r\nthank you for the story i'm going to tell my future kids","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab1f2563687215d4002b50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/b1TmQJF.gif!\r\n\r\nI suppose this is an appropriate reaction.\r\n","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ab1fa06368725061000fc2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1f0563687233bc00036c#post_55ab1f0563687233bc00036c\r\n\"Listen up, you twerps. I used to have a friend in the Internet that told me about birth.\"\r\n*tells story*\r\n\r\n\"Is that real, grandpa?\"\r\n\r\n\"Haha! No.\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55ab1fc263687215d4002c67","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WOW PEARL!\r\n\r\n*FUCK YOU!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ab1fc963687233bc00045f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"DBZ reference dropped in Buffy!\r\n\r\nThanks cliche nerd character!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab1fe36368724a05002251","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1fa06368725061000fc2#post_55ab1fa06368725061000fc2\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1f0563687233bc00036c#post_55ab1f0563687233bc00036c\r\n\"Listen up, you twerps. I used to have a friend in the Internet that told me about birth.\"\r\n*tells story*\r\n\r\n\"Is that real, grandpa?\"\r\n\r\n-\"Haha! No.\"- \"Yes. And you could be next!\"[/bq]\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab1fed63687215d4002cbc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1fc263687215d4002c67#post_55ab1fc263687215d4002c67\r\nWhat did she do now?\r\n\r\nOh wait recent episode\r\nYeah she fucked up","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ab203a6368720dc2000192","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1fa06368725061000fc2#post_55ab1fa06368725061000fc2\r\n>implying i'm gunna credit you\r\n\r\npsh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab205c6368722ff6002711","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab1fed63687215d4002cbc#post_55ab1fed63687215d4002cbc\r\n[spoiler]She is fucking possessive over Rose. She goes so far as to virtually emasculate Greg and tell him TO HIS FACE that Rose doesn't really love him.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}