time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7740.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55ab53ed6368721474001fff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab53aa6368724c7700014d#post_55ab53aa6368724c7700014d\r\nEven if it's for a few seconds, just imagine what you could do in a few seconds of stopped time.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab541b6368722c8c001a50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab536e6368723ebe002426#post_55ab536e6368723ebe002426\r\n@But jade is more cool than simple green wood@","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab5439636872331000159f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab53ed6368721474001fff#post_55ab53ed6368721474001fff\r\nScratch my butt? Slap someone else butt? Hard? With a bat?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab54756368721fd5000ad6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab541b6368722c8c001a50#post_55ab541b6368722c8c001a50\r\nYeah. But Jade doesn't let you be totally invulnerable and pull anything you want out of thin air.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab54786368724c770001f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab53b76368721474001fc7#post_55ab53b76368721474001fc7\r\n\r\nTime travel + Reincarnation + Alternate Universes = Bad idea. Or at least that is the short version.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab53d06368721474001fe2#post_55ab53d06368721474001fe2\r\n\r\nIf you have a basic understanding of the character you're reading there's not going to be any problem","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab54866368723ebe0025d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab53ed6368721474001fff#post_55ab53ed6368721474001fff\r\nI don't know how many seconds Dio can stop time... Maybe 9 or ten seconds? Dunno, but assuming its only nine seconds, that is the time for me to get up from the bed....","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab54ac636872147400212a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*crawls out of bed*\r\nUghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55ab54d16368723310001668","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54786368724c770001f7#post_55ab54786368724c770001f7\r\n1)...Is Tsubasa Chronicles Homestuck?\r\n\r\n2)True. THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA on that ground!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab54e1636872331000167c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54ac636872147400212a#post_55ab54ac636872147400212a\r\n*throws semen on you*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab54e76368721176000096","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54866368723ebe0025d4#post_55ab54866368723ebe0025d4\r\nUp to his fight with Jotaro, he can stop time for 10 seconds. And then, he died.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab550e6368724c77000266","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54e1636872331000167c#post_55ab54e1636872331000167c\r\n.... \r\nNo","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55ab55366368721fd5000b96","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54ac636872147400212a#post_55ab54ac636872147400212a\r\nah a spider","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab553f6368723ebe0026ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54d16368723310001668#post_55ab54d16368723310001668\r\n\r\nAnd another thanks for being the primary source for homework Wikipedia.\r\n\r\nOn the Homestuck part... You k ow that is a pretty good way to put it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab5570636872608a000f9f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54e76368721176000096#post_55ab54e76368721176000096\r\nWhat you can do for 10 seconds?\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab55ac6368721474002289","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5570636872608a000f9f#post_55ab5570636872608a000f9f\r\n\r\nRomperle el ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA al WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY que tienes frente a golpes","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab55ce6368721176000141","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5570636872608a000f9f#post_55ab5570636872608a000f9f\r\nHotwire a car, pick a lock, hack into security systems, punch a guy 10 times....","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab55f36368723ebe0027e4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab55ac6368721474002289#post_55ab55ac6368721474002289\r\npero luego que pasa si el otro AATATATATATATATATATATATATA WATAAA a ti?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab561e6368723ebe002825","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab55ce6368721176000141#post_55ab55ce6368721176000141\r\nCan you hotwire a car in 10 seconds?\r\npffff ahahsdhqwuipdnspcasjn","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab56216368723ebe00282d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab55366368721fd5000b96#post_55ab55366368721fd5000b96\r\nAh a chicken ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55ab5636636872147400236f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab55ce6368721176000141#post_55ab55ce6368721176000141\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5570636872608a000f9f#post_55ab5570636872608a000f9f\r\nHotwire a car, pick a lock[/bq]\r\nyou should get along great with quasar and shadow then","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab563e6368723310001807","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5570636872608a000f9f#post_55ab5570636872608a000f9f\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab54e76368721176000096#post_55ab54e76368721176000096\r\nWhat you can do for 10 seconds?\r\n[/bq]\r\nDoodle dickbutt all over someone's face in permanent marker.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55ab564e6368722c8c001d2b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab55f36368723ebe0027e4#post_55ab55f36368723ebe0027e4\r\n\r\nPues simplemente lo MUDADAMUDADAMUDADAMUDADAMUDADAMUDADAMUDADA de vuelta","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab564f6368724c7700035f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab561e6368723ebe002825#post_55ab561e6368723ebe002825\r\nI dunno.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab567c6368724f9100001c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5636636872147400236f#post_55ab5636636872147400236f\r\n\r\nHe still needs to jump fences and steal jbs from other murikans","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab56d9636872540900005e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5636636872147400236f#post_55ab5636636872147400236f\r\nwe don't do that\r\nWe now sell drugs and make extortions\r\nthats old times","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}