time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7771.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55ac482a63687257e7000467","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac46b66368722e700005d6#post_55ac46b66368722e700005d6\r\n\r\nPErhaps. Either way it was terrible thing to say, something only a terrible person would say.\r\n\r\nThey're terrible people, them who said that.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ac48326368721421000263","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac47986368725cd8000353#post_55ac47986368725cd8000353\r\n!http://www.neonpunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mgs_walkman.jpg!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ac484a6368723579000631","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac47f8636872330d00011d#post_55ac47f8636872330d00011d\r\nImagine Mission Impossible bit with superheroes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ac484d636872330d000163","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac48326368721421000263#post_55ac48326368721421000263\r\n\r\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ac486863687257e70004b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac48276368724d360000ae#post_55ac48276368724d360000ae\r\n[mantatory Jesus]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55ac487e63687214210002a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac4749636872330d000086#post_55ac4749636872330d000086\r\ni think that fox might be having a seizure","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55ac48a26368723579000699","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nothing like a bunch of buff half-naked Japanese men touching each other in the locker room.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ac48af6368725cd8000475","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac486863687257e70004b0#post_55ac486863687257e70004b0\r\n\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/8014e219c4923d0b10f4d9281bd0efa7/tumblr_n181pup3mO1tsbn0io4_500.png!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ac48b263687235790006ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac48276368724d360000ae#post_55ac48276368724d360000ae\r\nCOmeone kid! so what all your friends and family died then you found out the disowned you and burned your puppy and then the house they died in because they couldn't stand your mere existence. Baby.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ac48c16368725cd8000486","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ffs","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ac48d76368724ad9000177","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac48a26368723579000699#post_55ac48a26368723579000699\r\n\r\nAnd one of them being more endowed than all of them only adds to that","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac48dc6368725cd80004ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"So I'm nailin' this midget when my mom walks in...\"","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ac48df6368725cd80004b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac487e63687214210002a9#post_55ac487e63687214210002a9\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/53Zwk2T.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55ac48e96368725cd80004bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac484a6368723579000631#post_55ac484a6368723579000631\r\nGood to see MArvel is branching out in how the movies work.\r\n\r\nNow we just need a spy thriller Black Widow Film.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ac48f4636872330d000204","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac48af6368725cd8000475#post_55ac48af6368725cd8000475\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/C0a5kIg.png?1!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ac48fc6368724ad900018d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac48d76368724ad9000177#post_55ac48d76368724ad9000177\r\nIppo is hung like a goddamn moose.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ac49026368724ad9000191","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Behold! Bask in its glory!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV8v9WVGiqk","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac490b636872142100033f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac48dc6368725cd80004ab#post_55ac48dc6368725cd80004ab\r\nI didnt know jesus was a dwarf.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ac491463687257e700058b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't have time tonight, but next available night, should I make a stream of Ghost Stories episodes?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55ac494163687257e70005c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac491463687257e700058b#post_55ac491463687257e700058b\r\n\r\nYES.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac490b636872142100033f#post_55ac490b636872142100033f\r\n\r\nOoooh, I see what you did there.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ac49a663687257e7000632","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac491463687257e700058b#post_55ac491463687257e700058b\r\nOH gawd","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55ac49ab6368725cd80005b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had a surprising normal dream that was just me being awesome.\r\n\r\nI was a part of some council, there were 24 of us and we were discussing about electing a new leader within the council members. The highest number of votes were at some dude but I objected the choice and voted on a female member in front of me. This caused an uproar as there had never been a female council president before.\r\n\r\nAs they started to criticize me, I stayed calm, drank a cup of tea, and gave them a little lesson through a speech that left them speechless. I made them remember what it was to be a leader, to live up as an example and that the leader was the symbol of the council. I told them that choosing an incompetent leader would make us look more incompetent and that incompetence through symbolism can spread, thus ruining the council, the community, the country and later the world. I told them that a leader has a lot to live up to and that responsibility is but a piece of a leader's quality.\r\n\r\nFinally, I asked the one the voted the most an important question. \"Are  you willing and capable to give your all in maintaining the safety, order and peace that a leader must uphold?\" This caused him to think twice about it and declined the leader role so the female member became the next president.\r\n\r\nI don't know why but I felt really awesome in that dream. \r\n\r\nIt started to get weird afterwards such as glow-in-the-dark balloons and some people having not arousing sex on the table.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55ac49ab63687257e700063d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"CHEESY POTATOES\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ac49ef636872330d000304","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac49ab6368725cd80005b8#post_55ac49ab6368725cd80005b8\r\n\r\nSounds like a Medaka Box hentai fic","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac4a136368722b16000029","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac49ab6368725cd80005b8#post_55ac49ab6368725cd80005b8\r\nI had a dream where my class in elementary school were chased by Michael Myers and were being chased inside the school.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"}]}