time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/779.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c0816c6368721af2430400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c080666368721c54b40300#post_53c080666368721c54b40300\r\nI saw \"going down my throat\" and immediately thought it was something dirty...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c081df6368721a8dd70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0816c6368721af2430400#post_53c0816c6368721af2430400\r\nOh SH-!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c084df6368721af2320500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Spit or swallow?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c085506368721a75060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c084df6368721af2320500#post_53c084df6368721af2320500\r\nSwallow. All day every day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c0861c6368721c27a70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c084df6368721af2320500#post_53c084df6368721af2320500\r\n\"Why not both?\":www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball\r\n\r\n(Do I need to say NSFW For text?)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c086556368721a8d680500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0861c6368721c27a70500#post_53c0861c6368721c27a70500\r\nBut I'm a greedy selfish whore...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c086b56368721a7fcc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0861c6368721c27a70500#post_53c0861c6368721c27a70500\r\n\r\nThat's known different where I come from though\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c086556368721a8d680500#post_53c086556368721a8d680500\r\n\r\nAnd we love you for it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c089e86368721ca7fb0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0861c6368721c27a70500#post_53c0861c6368721c27a70500\r\nI wonder how many people know that term from Clerks?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c08a4e6368721b11310700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c089e86368721ca7fb0600#post_53c089e86368721ca7fb0600\r\n>clerks\r\nVery bad in many ways... and yet so great","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c08aad6368721b01b70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c08a4e6368721b11310700#post_53c08a4e6368721b11310700\r\n\"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!\" has to be one of my all time favorite lines.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c08e5a6368727b418e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"YAY, after 2 months i finally got a haircut.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c094316368727b86180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so, anyone here?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c0948b6368727a07060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c094316368727b86180200#post_53c094316368727b86180200\r\nI'm here but I keep getting distracted by The Best Friends.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c094ca6368727c708f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0948b6368727a07060300#post_53c0948b6368727a07060300\r\n\r\nA wild Machop appears!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c0950e6368727c80e60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c094ca6368727c708f0200#post_53c094ca6368727c708f0200\r\nDat's a Machoke dude.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c0954f6368727cb1e30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0950e6368727c80e60200#post_53c0950e6368727c80e60200\r\nWild Machamp appears","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c095a16368727b86ab0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0950e6368727c80e60200#post_53c0950e6368727c80e60200\r\n\r\n\r\na wild bulbasaur appears","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c095a76368727c34ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0954f6368727cb1e30200#post_53c0954f6368727cb1e30200\r\nMachamp isn't as sexy as Machoke. I thinks it's the more human-like face that bothers me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c096366368727a4b300300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0950e6368727c80e60200#post_53c0950e6368727c80e60200\r\n\r\nIs a Macho Macho Man!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53c097c06368727c800f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://blogs.c.yimg.jp/res/blog-08-f7/bongore_asterisk/folder/1542009/67/64380167/img_2?1382957902!\r\nBig Magnum!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c0984c6368727cb1e10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c097c06368727c800f0400#post_53c097c06368727c800f0400\r\n\r\nSo, for what I gather from the pic alone.\r\n\r\nHe pulls out a pistol, that creates a hologram of himself, holding an even bigger version of the one in his hands...\r\n\r\nOh, Japan","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c098d46368727b9f990400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0984c6368727cb1e10300#post_53c0984c6368727cb1e10300\r\nThe truth is far crazier\r\n\r\nHis Spaceship turns into a Giant gun, And for some reason, He mimes holding it, Which allows him to fire it","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c099a16368727ab2c60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c098d46368727b9f990400#post_53c098d46368727b9f990400\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nOh, Japan!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c09a4e6368727cfe0e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c099a16368727ab2c60400#post_53c099a16368727ab2c60400\r\nThe Vavilos can also become a giant robot (Of course)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c09b5263687279e1880500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"It's also a pretty sweet ass looking toy\":https://www.google.com/search?q=Vavilos&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS596US596&hl=en-US&espv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sboxchip=Images&sa=X&ei=6prAU43SPMGoyAS2_oGgDA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=672","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}