time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7792.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55ad1688636872211b000230","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad147c63687258270006ac#post_55ad147c63687258270006ac\r\nOh my god that sucks! Good to hear the Boy matured. Looking back I'm pretty glad I matured as soon as I did. (ended up being most mature person in my year/grade, despite always being the youngest.) As for the wrestling bit, I think that might be Lucha Libre or Sumo, one of the two. That's a cool career path.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad168d6368725dcb000744","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Are we sharing kid stories? Because I got a few of them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ad16b063687214380018ec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad15f0636872211b000185#post_55ad15f0636872211b000185\r\n\r\nHere.\r\n\r\n!http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Creamy-Chicken-Noodle-Soup-11.jpg!\r\n\r\nAccept my offering and go to bed.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad168d6368725dcb000744#post_55ad168d6368725dcb000744\r\n\r\nGo ahead.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad16be6368724e57000b4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad14b463687214380015e7#post_55ad14b463687214380015e7\r\nYes, yes it does.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad173b6368724e57000bb1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have to sleep now. I'm starting to feel worn out.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55ad17586368720229000708","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad173b6368724e57000bb1#post_55ad173b6368724e57000bb1\r\nGood night.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad176d6368725dcb000853","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad15c46368720229000550#post_55ad15c46368720229000550\r\nAll in All Parents just need to be good Parents and treat their kids right.\r\n\r\nInstead of forcing them on others or raising them wrongly. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad15f0636872211b000185#post_55ad15f0636872211b000185\r\nWhats wrong? Stomach ach? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ad176d636872211b000344","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I turned one of the kids I used to babysit into a giant weeb. Whenever he came over we would watch three or four episodes of Soul Eater. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55ad186c6368720229000874","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad16be6368724e57000b4f#post_55ad16be6368724e57000b4f\r\nTo be fair, no place in the UK has good weather","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad18b46368725dcb0009f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad16036368722671000bbc#post_55ad16036368722671000bbc\r\nYou know, you could nuke Cena, and he still kick out at two","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad18d763687261060002a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad186c6368720229000874#post_55ad186c6368720229000874\r\nVery true.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad18ef6368724e57000e18","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad1688636872211b000230#post_55ad1688636872211b000230\r\nIts always funny to look back at yourself and realize how much you've changed as time has gone by.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ad190a6368724e57000e33","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad18b46368725dcb0009f3#post_55ad18b46368725dcb0009f3\r\n\r\n\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad18d763687261060002a9#post_55ad18d763687261060002a9\r\nWhat do you mean? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ad190d6368724e57000e3a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ah, what about the twins I had to deal with when I volunteered in the library?\r\n\r\nI was a hotshot in my local library. I was there every day, all of the librarians knew me, and after a ~ certain incident ~ which I believe I've shared here a while back, all of them were looking out for me.\r\n\r\nMy library did this thing called \"tweens night out\". Instead of sitting at home, kids could come to our YA section and chill out. And of course, the kids that tended to go to those types of things were mild. I mean, chess of all of the things was a popular game at this event; that's how quiet they usually were. And this night, it seemed like the same would happen. \r\n\r\nThen, they came.\r\n\r\nI had just finished telling a new volunteer everything I mentioned before; the kids were probably going to be easy to supervise. He seemed nervous, but was assuaged by what I had said. When the twins first approached me to sign in, they seemed okay enough. Sixth grade, kind of rowdy but normal enough for their age. Thirty minutes in, one of them seems to be intrigued with the volunteers, and we're talking to him. The other comes up to us and *screams* in our ears. I mean, *screams*. My heat is pounding painfully, which is why I don't really like being scared, and I tell him politely to stop. Nope. He does it to different kids all around the room. So now I'm looking at the other volunteers, who are lined up directly behind me (this is important). One of the twins knocks very hard into me and laughs, and we all go down like dominoes. The nervous volunteer from before is hurt so badly from the weight that his has trouble getting up. He meets his twin on the wheelchair ramp and starts screaming that he's going to fight him. It's mayhem, they're wrestling and cussing as loudly as they can.\r\n\r\nBut I finally think I have a break when I see their father approach them. I tell him as politely as I can all that has happened. He mumbles something at the boys, and they ignore him.I go to check the injured volunteer, and when I turn around? The father is _gone._  ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad19986368725dcb000b21","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad190d6368724e57000e3a#post_55ad190d6368724e57000e3a\r\nWhat \"certain\" incident?\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad190a6368724e57000e33#post_55ad190a6368724e57000e33\r\nAbout the cena thing?","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad1a176368726106000393","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad190a6368724e57000e33#post_55ad190a6368724e57000e33\r\nBritains usually got pretty gloomy weather, we aren't completly used to good weather.\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad190d6368724e57000e3a#post_55ad190d6368724e57000e3a\r\nOH MY GOD! Were all the volenteers ok?","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad1ab96368720229000b17","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad19986368725dcb000b21#post_55ad19986368725dcb000b21\r\nYus.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad190d6368724e57000e3a#post_55ad190d6368724e57000e3a\r\nOh my god those kids! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ad1b386368721438001f92","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of Twins, Unrelated.\r\n\r\nHas anyone ever been friends with Twins? Its pretty funny.\r\n\r\nI was friends with these Twins, Completely Identical, they always laughed whenever I got confused which one was which! And even trick me at times!\r\n\r\nAnd their mom was awesome! She was nice and also didn't take shit from no one! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55ad1b6f6368725827000f6b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad1ab96368720229000b17#post_55ad1ab96368720229000b17\r\nIt's a joke amongst wrestling fans.\r\nCena is basicly known as the superman of WWE. His matches often folloe the formula of cena getting his ass kicked, second wind, wins. He is also known for allways kicking out of finoshers at the two count.","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad1b926368725827000fb5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad1b386368721438001f92#post_55ad1b386368721438001f92\r\nNah, I don't know any twins. For some reason, I've never met anyway.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55ad1bb76368720229000c3d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad19986368725dcb000b21#post_55ad19986368725dcb000b21\r\n\r\nEh, rather not talk about it. And like I said, I think I've already talked about it here.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad1a176368726106000393#post_55ad1a176368726106000393\r\n\r\nThe younger ones were a little rattled, but I was mostly worried about the one who injured his hip. He was better once we got him to a chair.\r\n\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad1bc9636872582700100e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad1b926368725827000fb5#post_55ad1b926368725827000fb5\r\nWhat if you have, but it's the other twin and you don't know?","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad1c05636872582700107d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad1bb76368720229000c3d#post_55ad1bb76368720229000c3d\r\nThat's ok, if you find it uncofmertable, you don't need to talk about it :)","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad1c0f636872582700108b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad1b386368721438001f92#post_55ad1b386368721438001f92\r\nI had a twin in my english class a few years back, I remember one time she just sat on the desk while the teacher was shouting at her for ignoring her, then the other twin (the one acctually in the class) came in.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad1c706368725dcb000eb2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My problem with Ace Attorney is that I can often see where the case is going but I have no idea where to actually present my proof and in what order.\r\n\r\nLawyer-ing is hard.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}