time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7823.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55add7c66368722fd1004264","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also what the fuck when did it get so close to august\r\n\r\nfml man","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55add8046368723952001364","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add7c66368722fd1004264#post_55add7c66368722fd1004264\r\nTime passes quickly, my friend. One moment, you don't have a mustache, then the next morning, you do.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add84363687239520013a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c363687239520010cb#post_55add5c363687239520010cb\r\n\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\r\n\r\n[spoiler]So if had the choice of having sex with either Chris Pratt or Jeremy Renner, who would ya do?[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/f1e3a7422e633589da0f5aa40a9d1f0c/tumblr_ndo1gmOxRT1qhz95yo1_500.gif!\r\n\r\nRon Swanson","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55add88b63687205d300075c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add8046368723952001364#post_55add8046368723952001364\r\nyeah its been like a week since i cut everything and now i have to like shave, cut my pubes, trim my nosehairs and ughhhhhh\r\n\r\nneed a job but no motivation","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55add8f56368722f6f00525c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"renner's kinda... not ugly but... odd lookin' \r\nI mean I would but I'd go for pratt first ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55add93e6368722fd100450c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add8f56368722f6f00525c#post_55add8f56368722f6f00525c\r\nI think you mean old-looking.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add9a86368722f6f0053a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://news.toyark.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2015/07/Hot-Toys-Sixth-Scale-Millennium-Falcon-Teaser.jpg!\r\nTHOSE CRAZY FUCKERS HAVE GONE AND DONE IT\r\nTHEY'RE MAKING A 1/6 SCALE MILLENNIUM FALCON\r\nTHIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE 18 FEET LONG\r\nLITERALLY WHO COULD AFFORD THIS\r\nLITERALLY WHO COULD FIND SPACE FOR THIS \r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add93e6368722fd100450c#post_55add93e6368722fd100450c\r\nno. odd. he's kinda like a human pug","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55adda166368722fd10046aa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add9a86368722f6f0053a5#post_55add9a86368722f6f0053a5\r\nThat is so fucking cool!!!!! What do you mean Renner looks like a pug?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55adda2c6368722fd10046d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god i'm fucking atrophied too\r\n\r\nlife sucks","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55addaab636872280f002a71","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Brownie status: DELICIOUS","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55addaec6368723952001662","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addaab636872280f002a71#post_55addaab636872280f002a71\r\n[spoiler]You're delicious[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55addb4663687239520016b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addaec6368723952001662#post_55addaec6368723952001662\r\nNot as much as you~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55addb8263687239520016ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addb4663687239520016b7#post_55addb4663687239520016b7\r\nI love grossing people out with our PDA~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55addbac6368723952001726","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addb8263687239520016ff#post_55addb8263687239520016ff\r\nHey some of theses people get off on it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55addbd46368722638001b0b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addb8263687239520016ff#post_55addb8263687239520016ff\r\nBut a PDA's a device that's kinda like a phone. Why would anyone be grossed out by that?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55addbd86368722638001b0c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addbac6368723952001726#post_55addbac6368723952001726\r\nThat's makes it all the better!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55addc046368722638001b48","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addbd46368722638001b0b#post_55addbd46368722638001b0b\r\nPDA stands for Public Display of Affection\r\nCouples being cutesy, or just straight up making out in public","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55addc376368724f59000051","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I smothered his cock in a highly-flammable-at-low-temperature liquid and made him fuck a coyote in the middle of the desert ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55addc526368725ea6002104","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addc046368722638001b48#post_55addc046368722638001b48\r\nOhhhhhhh. Then yeah, no offense, PDA does gross me out. Even on forums. No offense.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55addc8e6368725ea6002167","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addc526368725ea6002104#post_55addc526368725ea6002104\r\nNo problem\r\n\r\nWe're not stopping with it though","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55addc9463687205d3000b50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addc376368724f59000051#post_55addc376368724f59000051\r\nWas the coyote roadkill and have maggots crawling inside of it? ohh murr yes, [spoiler]every thrust pushing more cute little worms out of the mouth[/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55addcce6368722638001c76","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addc9463687205d3000b50#post_55addc9463687205d3000b50\r\nkinky, yes.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55addcd36368724f59000102","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addc8e6368725ea6002167#post_55addc8e6368725ea6002167\r\nYep. You two definitely fit the Sickening Sweethearts trope.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55addd296368723952001926","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addc9463687205d3000b50#post_55addc9463687205d3000b50\r\n\r\nHype and Kaz are the real OTP of this thread.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55addd2d6368725ea600227a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55addcce6368722638001c76#post_55addcce6368722638001c76\r\noh you know it babe, *gets close to chu n murrs* maybe one day well be as cool as those other foxes, eh papa?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}