time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7849.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55af16fe6368723380002337","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af165363687279ac003dfe#post_55af165363687279ac003dfe\r\nBurn them","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55af173d63687279ac003fc5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af16fe6368723380002337#post_55af16fe6368723380002337\r\n\r\nThey're already burning","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af17a163687233bd0005c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af173d63687279ac003fc5#post_55af173d63687279ac003fc5\r\nFreeze them then! Then Smash 'em with a hammer!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55af182563687247700017ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af173d63687279ac003fc5#post_55af173d63687279ac003fc5\r\nThen put lemons on them","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55af189c6368723ac2001bc2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af17a163687233bd0005c3#post_55af17a163687233bd0005c3\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af182563687247700017ab#post_55af182563687247700017ab\r\n\r\n*Writing down*~... lemons on them~ Alright, so any of you know how to reverse the entropy of a plasmid body with no atmosphere and using just my hands?\r\n\r\nNo? Tis ok, pretty sure I can handle. Just need a lot of ice.\r\n\r\nHow many lemons do you need to pour a whole Star?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af192a6368724324003c2f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af189c6368723ac2001bc2#post_55af189c6368723ac2001bc2\r\nAbout 1000 quadrillion!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55af193c636872535b00524b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Should be seeing Inside out tomorrow.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55af1955636872535b005276","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af189c6368723ac2001bc2#post_55af189c6368723ac2001bc2\r\nBueno quasar, te confieso que yo hago retratos, y sin ser gallito bastante bien logrados de fotos de militares decimonónicos y luego dibujo ponis a su lado diciendo algo como si conversaran. Al de Porfirio Díaz Celestia le recomendaba matarlos en caliente.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55af195f6368723ac2001d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af192a6368724324003c2f#post_55af192a6368724324003c2f\r\n\r\nTsssss, better start working on that shit. Good thing I got the hammer!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af19b76368722f52000873","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af1955636872535b005276#post_55af1955636872535b005276\r\n\r\nNo tengo tiempor de hablar, debo demoler estrellas congelandolas y luego romperals con un martillo, rociarlas con limor y beber las lágrimas de niños explotados... Esa última es personal","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af19dd63687233800027bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af195f6368723ac2001d00#post_55af195f6368723ac2001d00\r\nGood idea. Lemme know when you are done.\r\n\r\nIn other things, \"What I am thinking about right now.\":https://youtu.be/C-HK8Ym9ypo","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55af1ab96368724324003eab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af19b76368722f52000873#post_55af19b76368722f52000873\r\nTu y los niños explotados, mejor te contaré la historia de como tras encontrar a Marcel Proust lo golpeé con un tablón en medio corazón de las tinieblas y lo tuve com rehén hasta revelarme la ubicación del tiempo perdido.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55af1cad6368723380002c19","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FCUK!\r\n\r\nAlright. Apparently, stars are like, freaking hot, about several thousand degrees. The hammer melted before I could even use it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af1cda6368722f52000c27","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anytime I see a cute, happy couple, I simultaneously think \"daaaw\" and \"Fuck you for having what I don't!\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55af1e5663687279ac004bef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"mooooooooooooo","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55af21396368722f5200118e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did Monster Musume just reference Jojo?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55af22396368721110000025","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af21396368722f5200118e#post_55af21396368722f5200118e\r\nWhen?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55af2244636872111000003b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yup","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55af22c163687233bd001312","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af22396368721110000025#post_55af22396368721110000025\r\nDuring the first half of episode 3.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55af2329636872111000013c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af19b76368722f52000873#post_55af19b76368722f52000873\r\n\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af1ab96368724324003eab#post_55af1ab96368724324003eab\r\n¿¿¿PORQUE USTEDES HABLAN EN ESPAÑOL???\r\n\r\ni'm going to bed, nite\r\n\r\n>>941437p","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55af23626368720d7d000647","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I still need to watch Monster Musume","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55af238b6368723380003729","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af22c163687233bd001312#post_55af22c163687233bd001312\r\nOh yeah. Especially the part where the \"Stands\" just say \"Later\". That part got a chuckle out of me.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55af239a63687247700027bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af23626368720d7d000647#post_55af23626368720d7d000647\r\nYes, you should.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55af23ae6368723380003764","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af2329636872111000013c#post_55af2329636872111000013c\r\n\r\nCause Murrika, even though this site is technically on the UK therefore unrelated.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af23db63687220ec000163","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af23ae6368723380003764#post_55af23ae6368723380003764\r\nSo this site is technically British?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"}]}