time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7860.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55aff8a66368720a59002c70","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Joel has one of those contagious laughs. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55aff8c36368720a59002c91","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/un/big/npx7gq08.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55aff8c76368720a7b0028b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff8a66368720a59002c70#post_55aff8a66368720a59002c70\r\nI love Joel's voice! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55aff8dd6368720a59002cb4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff89063687209fd003132#post_55aff89063687209fd003132\r\n\r\nIf you watch a YT video off YT, even an ad, it sometimes pops up in your history. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55aff90663687209fd0031fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff8c36368720a59002c91#post_55aff8c36368720a59002c91\r\nAlternatively you can add salt instead of olive oil while boiling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55aff9176368720af1002508","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So after this thread gets locked due to the high volume of posts, who's gonna post the new one?\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff30b63687209fd0028b3#post_55aff30b63687209fd0028b3\r\n\r\nThere aren't even female gems, though. They're genderless space rocks.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55aff93d6368720af1002532","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff89063687209fd003132#post_55aff89063687209fd003132\r\n That's terrifying\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff8a66368720a59002c70#post_55aff8a66368720a59002c70\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff8c76368720a7b0028b6#post_55aff8c76368720a7b0028b6\r\nI find myself doing joel impressions all the time\r\n\r\nOr impressions of Joel impersonating -Kermit- his dad","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55aff95b6368720b44002211","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff9176368720af1002508#post_55aff9176368720af1002508\r\nDIBS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55aff97a63687209fd0032b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff93d6368720af1002532#post_55aff93d6368720af1002532\r\n\r\n\"_*Halp me Jesus*_\"","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55aff9a06368720a7b002a0b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff93d6368720af1002532#post_55aff93d6368720af1002532\r\nJoel's -Kermit- Dad impression is just my favorite shit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff8dd6368720a59002cb4#post_55aff8dd6368720a59002cb4\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff93d6368720af1002532#post_55aff93d6368720af1002532\r\nYOUTUBE IS WEIRD","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55affab36368720b440023d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff9176368720af1002508#post_55aff9176368720af1002508\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff95b6368720b44002211#post_55aff95b6368720b44002211\r\nThere's probably going to be like 40 posted all at once\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff97a63687209fd0032b8#post_55aff97a63687209fd0032b8\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff9a06368720a7b002a0b#post_55aff9a06368720a7b002a0b\r\nARE YOU DOWNLOADING BOUBS AGAIN JÖEL","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55affaf96368720a7b002c16","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":" \"Scientists in Oregon State University developed a seaweed that tastes like bacon\":http://m.huffpost.com/ca/entry/7818252","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55affb496368727ae9001144","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Please remind me to stop commenting on YT videos. People keep trying to gun for fights with me over the stupidest shit, and it's not enjoyable. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55affb666368720a7b002cd7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affaf96368720a7b002c16#post_55affaf96368720a7b002c16\r\nScience motherfuckers","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55affb816368720a59003080","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affab36368720b440023d4#post_55affab36368720b440023d4\r\n*HE IS A ROBERT! HE IS A ROBERT COOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affaf96368720a7b002c16#post_55affaf96368720a7b002c16\r\nWat?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affb496368727ae9001144#post_55affb496368727ae9001144\r\nThat youtube comments for ya. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55affb816368720a7b002cfc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affb496368727ae9001144#post_55affb496368727ae9001144\r\nIt's a good idea to just forget there's a comment function. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55affbd76368725b66001863","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I mean youtube comments are so bad that Some popular Youtubers like Jontron had to have a panel at a con talking about them. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55affbf26368720af10028d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affb816368720a59003080#post_55affb816368720a59003080\r\nYes quite literally seaweed that tastes like bacon. High in protein and grows fast. No meat at all. Vegan, and maybe kosher and halal.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55affbfc6368720a470033ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Youtube has a comment section?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55affc816368720b440025c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affbd76368725b66001863#post_55affbd76368725b66001863\r\nThat panel was goddamn hilarious\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affbfc6368720a470033ac#post_55affbfc6368720a470033ac\r\nGood man","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55affc836368720b440025c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aff9176368720af1002508#post_55aff9176368720af1002508\r\nIt's gonna be a race to see who does it first","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55affcca6368720b44002612","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder if auto-consumption is a fetish","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55affd0663687209fd0037d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affc816368720b440025c1#post_55affc816368720b440025c1\r\nI am not a good man, man.\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55affd6e6368720af1002ac5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affb816368720a59003080#post_55affb816368720a59003080\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affb816368720a7b002cfc#post_55affb816368720a7b002cfc\r\n\r\nI like leaving fun little comments, and they always gotta ball out into wars.\r\n\r\nI made a joke about Canada and some guy is telling me that I'm a bitch because I don't listen to men's comments about my body. How exactly did that even...?!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55affdc26368720b4400272d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affd6e6368720af1002ac5#post_55affd6e6368720af1002ac5\r\nThe stupidity of youtube comments transcends human comprehension","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}