time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7940.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55b3c0fd63687211510003bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c0a463687232b5004b27#post_55b3c0a463687232b5004b27\r\nyeh","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55b3c10963687232b5004bdc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well it's Saturday. So you what that means.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]NO PANTS DAY![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3c110636872759a000528","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c0f1636872759a0004f3#post_55b3c0f1636872759a0004f3\r\nI agree. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3c11e6368727e6c000bfa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c0f1636872759a0004f3#post_55b3c0f1636872759a0004f3\r\nNow shut up and lets make animals fight!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55b3c13b636872277800086b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bf376368720980001855#post_55b3bf376368720980001855\r\n\r\nI guess it could be worse. I don't think earwigs damage homes and they don't bite.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3c1416368722f97000259","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bfcb6368727e6c0009bb#post_55b3bfcb6368727e6c0009bb\r\n[bq=\"hype\"][spoiler]really wish my shorts werent so revealing\r\n\r\ni mean i dont mind getting looks but christ[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nPics?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b3c14a63687232b5004c3f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c10963687232b5004bdc#post_55b3c10963687232b5004bdc\r\nHey go ahead.\r\n\r\nIts not like your Dick is even big enough to notice anyway. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3c1d8636872759a000621","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c0fd63687211510003bf#post_55b3c0fd63687211510003bf\r\nnigga they aint good when you can see my dick hanging down to my knees and shit when im tryin to go shopping\r\n\r\ntryina go shoppin\r\n\r\nalso my pants dont fit cuz no belt and lost too much weight\r\n\r\nthe struggles of being fat just dont ever end","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3c1f06368722778000983","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c10963687232b5004bdc#post_55b3c10963687232b5004bdc\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nWE7dMzw5Wk/hqdefault.jpg!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55b3c220636872759a000671","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c1f06368722778000983#post_55b3c1f06368722778000983\r\nthat reminds of the jimmy neutron episode where jeans start taking over","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55b3c2886368722f970003af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c220636872759a000671#post_55b3c220636872759a000671\r\nShit I remember that episode.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c1d8636872759a000621#post_55b3c1d8636872759a000621\r\nHey maybe if the cashier sees you carrying big luggage they'll let you keep the shit you tryina buy for free! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3c300636872276e000c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c1f06368722778000983#post_55b3c1f06368722778000983\r\n[bq=\"HeroInferno\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c10963687232b5004bdc#post_55b3c10963687232b5004bdc\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nWE7dMzw5Wk/hqdefault.jpg![/bq]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/963/166/9b4.gif!\r\nDid you just mention Half-Life Full Life Consequences?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b3c30e6368722798000048","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c1416368722f97000259#post_55b3c1416368722f97000259\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/DoYUb3S.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c2886368722f970003af#post_55b3c2886368722f970003af\r\ni wish life were that easy","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3c354636872759a0007f6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c1d8636872759a000621#post_55b3c1d8636872759a000621\r\n\r\nHey, at least you lost weight. That's something.\r\n\r\nGo shopping in walmart; they probably see shit like that all of the time.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3c3936368722e5f000088","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did I really get hungover from one beer and a condom shot of vodka (long story)? I'm a fucking lightweight,  jesus.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3c42563687232b500513e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c354636872759a0007f6#post_55b3c354636872759a0007f6\r\nsomething aint enufffff\r\n\r\nalso yeah i heard girls have a hard time keeping their booze down\r\n\r\nand i hope that condom didnt have lube in it, that doesnt sound like too good of an experience if it did","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3c4406368723e9e0000a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c3936368722e5f000088#post_55b3c3936368722e5f000088\r\nYou've done the condom shot thing too?!\r\n\r\nMan that shit is the weirdest.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3c448636872759a000959","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c3936368722e5f000088#post_55b3c3936368722e5f000088\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]a condom shot of vodka (long story)[/bq]do tell","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55b3c49e63687232b50051fe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c42563687232b500513e#post_55b3c42563687232b500513e\r\n\r\nI usually don't have a problem; maybe it's because I violated the age old rule of \"beer before liquor,  never been sicker\". \r\n\r\nI found out later that it was lubricated,  but I honestly didn't taste anything. It was one of those cheap Lifestyle brands.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3c4da636872759a000a2e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c49e63687232b50051fe#post_55b3c49e63687232b50051fe\r\nI assume yours wasn't a _used_ one.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3c52063687227980002b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c4406368723e9e0000a9#post_55b3c4406368723e9e0000a9\r\n\r\nI love knowing I'm not the only one.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c448636872759a000959#post_55b3c448636872759a000959\r\n\r\nLong story short, I was doing a series of stupid challenges in this weird school-wide relay race, and one of the challenges was to take a shot out of a condom and pull it over your head. There's more to it, but it's not as funny if you weren't there.\r\n\r\nMy friend ate a whole bowl of beer and Fruity Pebbles.\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3c527636872759a000aa3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Condom shot?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b3c5416368722f97000722","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c49e63687232b50051fe#post_55b3c49e63687232b50051fe\r\nman ive gotta try that beer and liquor thing\r\n\r\nidk how the lifestyle brands smell, but if it was anything like how trojans smell then eeeewwwwwwww","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3c5456368727e6c0012ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c4da636872759a000a2e#post_55b3c4da636872759a000a2e\r\n\r\nNope. Though it does sound kind of kinky, so don't give me ideas. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3c593636872759a000b25","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3c5416368722f97000722#post_55b3c5416368722f97000722\r\n\r\nNot if you want to vomit everywhere like my friend. I lucked out.\r\n\r\nNah, my boyfriend and I haven't had good experiences with Trojan,  so I dunno what they smell like.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}