time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/797.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c31a016368721d0dc40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c319ca6368722fb6750000#post_53c319ca6368722fb6750000\r\nArandowho now? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c31a616368726e121b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31a016368721d0dc40000#post_53c31a016368721d0dc40000\r\nArandobrainist.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c31a9463687274c6890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31a616368726e121b0000#post_53c31a616368726e121b0000\r\nDid you make that up or are there actual people that don't believe in brains? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c31b0d6368724c75890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3190b636872559e210000#post_53c3190b636872559e210000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]RANDY WANT BRAINS![/bq]\r\n*Sticks a Ofuda on your forehead*\r\nThat's nice dear; now go get us bread; we're out.\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9934qRlXD1r7rwrmo1_r1_500.png!\r\n\r\n(Yes I really do have a reaction image for everything)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c31b4d6368727ae83d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31a9463687274c6890100#post_53c31a9463687274c6890100\r\nMade it up, hopefully.\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31b0d6368724c75890000#post_53c31b0d6368724c75890000\r\n*Buys bread*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c31b4f6368727b014a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31b0d6368724c75890000#post_53c31b0d6368724c75890000\r\n\r\nX-D Dude, you sure come prepped if you got a reaction image for everything.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c31bfe636872237a0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31b4d6368727ae83d0000#post_53c31b4d6368727ae83d0000\r\nGood; now you can go eat the brains of the attendants at the creationist museum.\r\n*begins whispering to the rest of the thread*\r\n\"I'm secretly putting him on a diet\"\r\n\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31b4f6368727b014a0000#post_53c31b4f6368727b014a0000\r\nI don't post a reaction image with every post and try to make most of my posts have actual content though honestly.  I could post nothing but reaction images, but don't.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c31c4b6368725c948d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31bfe636872237a0a0000#post_53c31bfe636872237a0a0000\r\nRANDY SEE NO BRAINS INSIDE, JUST AIR!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c31cdd636872237a3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31bfe636872237a0a0000#post_53c31bfe636872237a0a0000\r\nOkay then\r\n\r\nI'm guessing the answer to my question is no?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c31e0063687216f5990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31cdd636872237a3b0000#post_53c31cdd636872237a3b0000\r\nWhat question?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c31e6863687239b8640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31e0063687216f5990000#post_53c31e0063687216f5990000\r\nWill we ever be able to henshin? (Generating a Combat Ready suit right onto you with the power of technology)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c31ed36368725dbb0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31e6863687239b8640000#post_53c31e6863687239b8640000\r\nShort answer; *NO*.  Such a suit would be highly impracticable and too costly.  The closest you'll ever see is a combat suit where it has a mechanism for quickly being put on.  Less of a transformation and more of the suit snaps on quickly.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c31edd636872300b600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay. I don't want to just dump Soccer Asuka for Germany in this thread, but at the same time I really do want to...\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c31f036368725d5a280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Vegetarian lions!\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=94597&Page=1\r\n\r\n(Fundie quote)","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c31f4c6368727b4ec50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31edd636872300b600000#post_53c31edd636872300b600000\r\n\r\nJust do it, you know you want to","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c31f726368721d0deb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31ed36368725dbb0a0000#post_53c31ed36368725dbb0a0000\r\nI figured\r\n\r\nI would like the long answer as well\r\n\r\nEdit: Or was that the long answer?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c3211363687214350a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c31f726368721d0deb0100#post_53c31f726368721d0deb0100\r\nThe long answer is the same reason why you will never see giant mechs on the battlefield; such a system would have too many weakpoints, they would be easy to break, would cost too much, the materials they would be made out of wouldn't be cost efficient and so forth.\r\n\r\nThe problem with a suit that transforms like like in Kamen Rider is that in all probability instead of transforming it would snap the user's spine cause of how rapidly it would change and how much force we're talking about being put into that cause let's not forget that the kamen rider suits can double as space suits.  The reason why that would be a bad idea is that NASA is currently looking at revamping space suits by instead of using air pressure to keep the astronaut pressurized using pressure of the suit to keep them instead; the reason why having a transformation mechanism with that sort of space suit is that it would break every bone in your body.\r\n\r\nEven if you could get past the problem with how in all probability it would break every bone in the person's body the materials to make it actually strong enough to handle real world combat would be insanely fucking expensive.\r\n\r\nIt gets worse in that even if you could get past all those problems the chances of a critical failure would be too high.  What I mean by this is that a single bolt or screw breaking during a transformation would turn the user into a soup.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; such a suit would turn you into confetti.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3218263687206022f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Falls asleep suddenly*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c321c26368722a7f0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3218263687206022f0000#post_53c3218263687206022f0000\r\nI have no choice. I must draw a penis on your face now.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c3221b6368727d08730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3211363687214350a0000#post_53c3211363687214350a0000\r\nThe only riders that can definitely also function in space are Super-1 (Who's a Cyborg) And Fourze (You've got me there)\r\n\r\nAlso, That's just what Smart brain wants you to believe! If no one else has Rider Gear! They can be free to take over the W-\r\n\r\n*This User has been Taken away due to possible psychosis, We Apologize for this interruption*\r\n\r\n*This Interruption has been brought to you by Smart Brain Motorcycles*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c32276636872085e3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c321c26368722a7f0f0000#post_53c321c26368722a7f0f0000\r\n*Snores so hard a tornado forms*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c322dc636872065d6c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd495/ragnaris5/1405287783331_zps72f82560.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c3233d6368720624960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why is every rap forum so anxious to hear tha carter 5? like its gonna bea  goddamn classic that will beat illmatic and enter the wu tang 36 chambers?.\r\n\r\nthe guy did 3 straigh up awfull projects in a row, rebirth, i am not a human being 2, and sorry 4 da wait, how are people still saying \"OOH MAN, CARTER 5 IS GONNA BE A CLASSIC\" \"CARTER 5 IS GONNA BE HIS BEST PROJECT\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c323d663687234cd560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to chew Uc9's face off.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c324216368725995130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c323d663687234cd560000#post_53c323d663687234cd560000\r\n\r\n!http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/nic%20cage%20face%20off.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}