time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/855.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c81fa06368723624c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c81ece63687234fc740100#post_53c81ece63687234fc740100\r\nI don't know, Lobo could give Lobo a run for his money. Also, \"hunting on steroids.\":http://www.cracked.com/article_19038_the-7-most-stupidly-overpowered-hunting-weapons.html","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53c824f66368723538120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":". . . Well shit; apparently a civilian airplane was shot down in Ukraine.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c8258463687234da7e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c824f66368723538120300#post_53c824f66368723538120300\r\nThis can only end badly...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c826f763687233cb200400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8258463687234da7e0300#post_53c8258463687234da7e0300\r\n270 people were killed and Ukraine is claiming that was shot down by Russian forces.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c82729636872339cfd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c826f763687233cb200400#post_53c826f763687233cb200400\r\nOh yeah. This is gonna end REALLY badly.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c8282f63687236738a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Leo: Alright, guys, let's put old Mother Hubbard back in her cupboard\r\n*Mikey groans*\r\nRaph: Dude, it _LITERALLY_ hurts to listen to you sometimes.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c8289a636872366a780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8282f63687236738a0400#post_53c8282f63687236738a0400\r\nThe new Ninja Turtles cartoon is great.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c82905636872366a980400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8289a636872366a780400#post_53c8289a636872366a780400\r\nI haven't watched it, But I've heard that Mikey Did Kamen rider V3's Henshin pose in one episode","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c829ca636872339cee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c82905636872366a980400#post_53c82905636872366a980400\r\nMikey is the best character in the show. His episode with Leatherhead was a highlight of the series.\r\n\"Maybe you only think you're a monster because everyone treats you like one.\"\r\n\r\nWise beyond his years indeed.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c82a6e63687234fc520500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c829ca636872339cee0400#post_53c829ca636872339cee0400\r\nI've never been a big fan of Ninja turtles","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c82aac636872339c260500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c82729636872339cfd0300#post_53c82729636872339cfd0300\r\nActually this won't be as bad as you may believe.\r\nAssuming that this was accidental (which, let's face it. It probably was) then Russia will apologize profusely for this.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c82c5263687234fc0e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8289a636872366a780400#post_53c8289a636872366a780400\r\nMy friends dislike the art style, but I gave it a shot, and it's hilarious =D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c82cda63687233cbc10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c82c5263687234fc0e0600#post_53c82c5263687234fc0e0600\r\nIt is. This is the perfect Ninja Turtles cartoon. Everything about it works. The Turtles act like brothers and teenagers. Splinter actually acts like a teacher as much as a father. I LOVE new April and Casey. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c82eb563687234dab40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8256662528/hFDE5900B/!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c8338163687212a9c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"http://www.returnofkings.com/39943/rapper-cuts-off-his-cock-a-tragedy-that-serves-as-a-warning-for-us-all","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c83bae6368720d5da40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120426163506/kamenrider/images/f/f7/Decade_Diend.png!\r\nThe fuck is up with Kamen rider Diend's Helmet?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c83cf663687212e75d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c83bae6368720d5da40200#post_53c83bae6368720d5da40200\r\nIdk, but he must get great reception","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c83cfd636872103f8f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8338163687212a9c20000#post_53c8338163687212a9c20000\r\nSo that's what the zaibatsu have been talking about. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c83f9963687213cdae0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Say wha?\r\n\r\nHere's two random things:\r\nIn Australia it's illegal for there to be porn of small breasted women.\r\n\r\nIn China it's banned to reincarnate without government approval.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c8400c636872132fa00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c83f9963687213cdae0400#post_53c83f9963687213cdae0400\r\nWeird\r\n\r\n...I'm bored\r\n\r\n@FINAL ATTACK RIDE D-D-D-DIEND@\r\n\r\n*Shoots uc9 with Kamen rider Diend's gun*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c841c663687212e7720500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c829ca636872339cee0400#post_53c829ca636872339cee0400\r\n\r\n\"hey squiggy, TECH N9NE released a new track\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v1zuIYNoFw ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c842d06368720e0f740600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8400c636872132fa00400#post_53c8400c636872132fa00400\r\nIf I got to choose who to reincarnate to I would want a troll reincarnation and be the sole child of a evil dictator.\r\n\r\n\"Now listen; this is why committing genocide is good for the country?\"\r\nMe, \"Why?  What purpose does it serve?  Won't that just piss people off and make them want to kill you?\"\r\n\"No!  When they revolt you kill them!\"\r\n\"Wouldn't it be better to support freedom of speech, freedom of religion, increase the people's rights, give them a living wage, free education and free health care so that they're more likely to not revolt?\"\r\n\"No!  That won't work!\"\r\n\"*Holds up peer reviewed studies into the standard of living and personal freedoms vs national stability*  The facts seem to say otherwise\"\r\n\"(incoherent anger) Anything that disagrees with me is wrong and incorrect!  What's next?  Giving rights to gays?\"\r\n\"Why not?\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c8434963687212a9f10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c842d06368720e0f740600#post_53c842d06368720e0f740600\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ka_Fcap6ZYg/UAFptoMtWTI/AAAAAAAAD1c/m8YPbWO9xXM/s1600/Kamen+Rider+Diend.png!\r\nWhatever. Now give me All of your Treasure!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c843ba6368722342010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@TRASHWANG NIGGAS, RUNNA WE THE KILLA\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8434963687212a9f10600#post_53c8434963687212a9f10600\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c844ac63687223232a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c843ba6368722342010000#post_53c843ba6368722342010000\r\nYou've got to have some valuables on you. Cough them up! Or I won't show mercy.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}