time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/97.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5333a6f76368722a151d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5333a6966368725838b70000#post_5333a6966368725838b70000\r\n\r\nthen we shall never die.\r\n\r\ninmortality achieved ladies and gentlemen, call the scientist and tell them they are a bunch of dumbasses.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5333c9336368721a49df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"With all this talk about immortality, what would you guys do if you were immortal?\r\nAnd don't bring 'The Man From Earth' into this.\r\nEvery time there's a talk about immortality, someone brings in that movie.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5333cc5e636872743a3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5333c9336368721a49df0100#post_5333c9336368721a49df0100\r\n\r\nI would be a legend. Shadow, the Omega Hedgehog.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5333cd086368726d4a930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5333c9336368721a49df0100#post_5333c9336368721a49df0100\r\nIf truly 100% immortal do the same thing I always do.  The only thing that would change is that I would over time try to learn everything.  The reason being is that if we're talking surviving the heat death of the universe you'd have a billion or so years to learn everything; then you would have a googol years until all energy dissipated and then another big bang happened due to recreating the same situation that lead to our universe.\r\n\r\nThen wait until the new universe bangs then wait until the galaxies, stars, planets form and life evolve then do it all over just continue the same thing enjoying life.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53343f186368722bcb150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"_Faust_ mit uns\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xSxIcAOZAY\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/7/12/372184/medium.png!\r\nAs we stand united\r\nAll together _Faust_ mit uns\r\n\r\nFrom the old _gen's_ demise\r\nSee a _fandom_ rise\r\nFrom the _net_ reaching far\r\nHere we are!\r\n\r\nI think I found an epic fandom parody.\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5334926e6368722732330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently Michael Bay is still making the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie:\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533495c863687231fd1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334926e6368722732330000#post_5334926e6368722732330000\r\nTurtles flying away in explosions\r\nCOWABONGA!\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5334960363687258fce50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533495c863687231fd1a0000#post_533495c863687231fd1a0000\r\nI think you mean CowaBOOMga.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334b6c76368726f7fa90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334960363687258fce50100#post_5334960363687258fce50100\r\nBoo... Bad pun...\r\n\r\nIn a completely different story, I saw two dogs mate yesterday. I looked close and I saw two flies mate on their backs. Just a few meters away in the premises of a restaurant, two cats were mating.\r\n\r\nI don't know how to feel about this.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5334ba356368727c9d780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334b6c76368726f7fa90000#post_5334b6c76368726f7fa90000\r\n\r\ni once sit near a insect mating place, about 5 insect pairs were mating there.\r\n\r\nor maybe they were soldiers carrying their wounded comrades.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5334d8c263687269358f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ba356368727c9d780100#post_5334ba356368727c9d780100\r\n\r\nI once say an orgy of birds in a just one three. It was disturbing.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5334e15663687235d72d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334b6c76368726f7fa90000#post_5334b6c76368726f7fa90000\r\nIt's called springtime.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334e3e06368722ad60e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334e15663687235d72d0000#post_5334e15663687235d72d0000\r\nI call it \"Shit!  Summer's coming!\" time.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5334e6576368722af97a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334e3e06368722ad60e0000#post_5334e3e06368722ad60e0000\r\n\"Shit\"? Summer is cause for celebration!","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334e8456368722ad6610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334e6576368722af97a0000#post_5334e6576368722af97a0000\r\nYou've obviously have never been to texas.\r\n!http://s3.roosterteeth.com/assets/media/9_49b551c64fae2.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5334e95263687254e5560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334e8456368722ad6610100#post_5334e8456368722ad6610100\r\nI don't mind hight heat at all, I wear long pants when it's over 100 degrees.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334ea1e63687268ef2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334e8456368722ad6610100#post_5334e8456368722ad6610100\r\nTry Arizona. It's a dry heat.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5334ebf46368723bb0090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im thinking of going to australia, any tips to not die?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5334ec0c63687238e8090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ea1e63687268ef2f0000#post_5334ea1e63687268ef2f0000\r\nTexas is a dry heat as well.\r\n\r\nThe one thing I hate is actually a sunny summerday.  Nothing is worse in my opinion than a cloudless summer day.\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ebf46368723bb0090000#post_5334ebf46368723bb0090000\r\nWatch out for dropbears or your face is going to get mauled and turned to paste. ","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5334ecd963687238e8460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ebf46368723bb0090000#post_5334ebf46368723bb0090000\r\nDo not touch anything natural, not even kittens. Its all poisonous.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5334ed2f6368723c50420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ea1e63687268ef2f0000#post_5334ea1e63687268ef2f0000\r\nI thrive in hot weather, heat warnings to me are like a blizzard warning for a skier. In the summer, I like to just sit in my car after it been sitting out in the sun for a few hours, it's like a sauna with wheels. Good thing it's done offgassing any glues and chemicals.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334edbe63687274921e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ec0c63687238e8090000#post_5334ec0c63687238e8090000\r\nActually it's not as dry.\r\n\r\n90 degree weather is not really hot(Arizona gets to 100 and it keeps getting harsh) But overall Texas is fricken Humid(it's not dry if it feels like a sweatbag machine)","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5334ee066368723f27630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ecd963687238e8460000#post_5334ecd963687238e8460000\r\n\r\nNever put your clothes outside and keep your hazard suit and steel plate armor in a air-tight cabinet also.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5334ee80636872094b110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ed2f6368723c50420000#post_5334ed2f6368723c50420000\r\nSo do I. I really hate cold weather. That's why I look forward to the Summer. My Dad and mom hate it. But I love it.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5334ee8463687267d2400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334edbe63687274921e0000#post_5334edbe63687274921e0000\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ec0c63687238e8090000#post_5334ec0c63687238e8090000\r\nActually it's not as dry.\r\n\r\n90 degree weather is not really hot(Arizona gets to 100 and it keeps getting harsh) But overall Texas is fricken Humid(it's not dry if it feels like a sweatbag machine)[/bq]\r\nTexas is a 105 and stays at a 105 for months without cooling during night.  The place I was living at was so dry the lake almost dried up.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}