time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/978.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d4411463687248c8710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d440ab6368722c37750000#post_53d440ab6368722c37750000\r\nWhy? Easy money.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53d4413b63687277433f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"good news ministers, one of you managed to sell refrigerators to eskimos, which has managed to put our country in the map.\r\n\r\nthis means party.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d44145636872355ecf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4411463687248c8710000#post_53d4411463687248c8710000\r\nWhat if an old lady wants to have sex with me? I wouldn't want to have sex with someone like that.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d441b4636872355ef70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43caa63687259f4220200#post_53d43caa63687259f4220200\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43bd863687212cda40100#post_53d43bd863687212cda40100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d439f16368724288b20000#post_53d439f16368724288b20000\r\nThe internet has largely killed the physical porn market, though there are still enough people like me who enjoy actually going out to buy dirty magazines and books to keep the stores running.\r\n\r\nIt could be an NC-17 movie, but Showgirls basically killed those movies.[/bq]\r\nAlso thanks to the internet you can buy hentai posters online.[/bq]\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/1/11/521665__safe_solo_pinkie+pie_animated_screencap_smile_upvotes+galore_pinkie+apple+pie_spoiler-colon-s04e09_diapinkes.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d441dd6368721de6e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uc9, what is the most convincing trap you have ever seen?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d442516368724ee4990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4413b63687277433f0100#post_53d4413b63687277433f0100\r\nHELL YEAH!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d4436a6368725c19910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d441dd6368721de6e20000#post_53d441dd6368721de6e20000\r\n\r\nDon't know about him, but for me, this.\r\n\r\n!http://www.occupycfs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bigstock-Bear-Trap-38159869-e1370296224125.jpg!\r\n\r\nI am very convinced it's a trap.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d443c5636872239f3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4436a6368725c19910000#post_53d4436a6368725c19910000\r\nLooks hot. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d444356368722017c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4436a6368725c19910000#post_53d4436a6368725c19910000\r\nTrap fetish is the best fetish. XD\r\n\r\nAlso\r\n!http://hight3ch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/pistol_camera.jpg!\r\nThis can be pretty practical.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d444ee636872219ba70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d441dd6368721de6e20000#post_53d441dd6368721de6e20000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Uc9, what is the most convincing trap you have ever seen?[/bq]\r\nThat's a very good question actually.  With how many trap pictures I've seen trying to find the epitome of crossdressing would take a while to find.\r\n\r\nI think it would probably have to be a Ahri crossplayer I once found after a long trek across the mountains of the internet for a good ahri crossplay and by god was it good.\r\n\r\nI wish I could remember the link, but it was very good.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d446496368723ebf880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Best RE5 playthrough ever\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoaOwcWWwfo&list=UUOgaIuQYGr6ow_jbote4BKA","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d44740636872234a070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love using the Wayback Machine to look at past inventories of fossil dealer websites.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d447fa636872430fe00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Quizilla\":http://quizilla.teennick.com/","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d44c0463687273844d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Imagine a world without Oreos.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d44c53636872475b9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44c0463687273844d0100#post_53d44c0463687273844d0100\r\nIs this some attack against me?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d44cca6368723cc1c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"all of you are fired.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d44ce66368720eb07c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44c53636872475b9a0000#post_53d44c53636872475b9a0000\r\nYes.\r\n\r\nPrepare to drown in milk.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d44d8f6368720eb0c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44cca6368723cc1c70000#post_53d44cca6368723cc1c70000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]all of you are fired.[/bq]\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130704060940/fairytailfanon/images/b/b4/Video_games_touhou_fujiwara_no_mokou_simple_background_desktop_1650x800_hd-wallpaper-666381.jpg!\r\n*rimshot","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d44e50636872071def0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gives Uc9 a pineapple*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d44ee263687215f4270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i sold you all to a slave owner cause you are the worst ministers ever.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d44f646368723633230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44ee263687215f4270100#post_53d44ee263687215f4270100\r\n\r\nYou believe you can make a slave of me? ~without paying a minimum of 10 cakes~","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d44f9c6368724ffa590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God, I feel fat. Ever have one of those days, where you know you're healthy and shit but you feel so...heavy?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53d4502863687269e0140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44f9c6368724ffa590100#post_53d44f9c6368724ffa590100\r\n....Yes.\r\n\r\nWell in my defense I am chubby so. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d45062636872732f030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44f9c6368724ffa590100#post_53d44f9c6368724ffa590100\r\nYeah. Those are the worst ain't they?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d450d76368723fe4c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44f9c6368724ffa590100#post_53d44f9c6368724ffa590100\r\n\r\nOH YOU MEAN EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}