time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/983.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d49c6f6368725b6e010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49bc06368725ed9a90000#post_53d49bc06368725ed9a90000\r\nI like Kamen Rider. But American Superheroes will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart. And for all the imagination and creativity that goes into Toku, it will never have She-Hulk!\r\n!http://www.linneahartsuyker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/SheHulk_COVER_IN_LIVIN_COLOR_by_BroHawk.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d49c7663687226975f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I like the flavored Vodkas and the Bourbon-Cola mixes. They're essentially alcoholic soft drinks.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d49c9e6368726a7d280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49c7663687226975f0000#post_53d49c7663687226975f0000\r\nmeh\r\n\r\nAll I know is American beer is shit in comparison to German","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d49cd66368723441630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I now demand some \"X walks into a bar\" jokes.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d49da263687239637e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49c6f6368725b6e010100#post_53d49c6f6368725b6e010100\r\n!http://subatomicbrainfreeze.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345233f369e2016763a39a09970b-500wi!\r\nThey do have Godai Yusuke though.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d49e7f6368726737340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.fossilmuseum.net/Fossil_Galleries/Mammalia/Canis-latrans/Canis-latrans-L.jpg!\r\nIs this fossil real or fake?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d49efb636872418ba00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49e7f6368726737340000#post_53d49e7f6368726737340000\r\nGee, I wonder what story this one specimen has.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d49f2a636872018f320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49da263687239637e0000#post_53d49da263687239637e0000\r\nCassandra Cain\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110527045501/marvel_dc/images/9/91/Batgirl_Cassandra_Cain_0034.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d49fc66368725b6e9d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49efb636872418ba00000#post_53d49efb636872418ba00000\r\nIt's a modern coyote skull that is dyed to look old, and then set into matrix that sometimes has fossil shells in it. They are sold as Bonner Springs fossils (a real fossil locality in Kansas, but the skulls there are never found with the jaws), and sometimes even have maggot cases, hair and cut marks on them (from trapper's knives).","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4a0106368723d5fc50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49cd66368723441630100#post_53d49cd66368723441630100\r\nTwo scientists walk into a bar\r\n\r\nThe first one says \"I'll have some h2o!\"\r\nThe second one says \"Well I'll have h2o too!\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The second guy dies[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4a0126368724171e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d48d77636872628b710100#post_53d48d77636872628b710100\r\n\r\nAssuming Leviathan isn't the size of literal mountain and is atleast about Kaiju size. I would go with Godzilla.\r\n\r\nHe could probably roast and step on the SCP, repeatedly. He beat Biollante, Cthulhu really doesn't have any powers in the story, and got killed by a boat I think, so Godzilla could tear through him like tissue.\r\n\r\nLeviathin and Biollante would present the most challenge, but nuclear fire would likely take care of it.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d4a0206368722697380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49e7f6368726737340000#post_53d49e7f6368726737340000\r\nIs that ridley","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53d4a1756368727182f00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49f2a636872018f320000#post_53d49f2a636872018f320000\r\n!http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w341/DragonboyGT/Friendship_zps05c582bf.gif!\r\nAmazon","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4a1fe636872195eb90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Five guys walk into a bar\r\n\r\n[spoiler]It was the QUINTessential get-together[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4a2176368725934020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a1756368727182f00100#post_53d4a1756368727182f00100\r\nDex Star\r\n!http://www.tomopop.com/ul/11822-/DexStarcute-550x.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4a23c6368725ed91f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Squiggy will never play with Admiral again.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4a29d6368722836bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a23c6368725ed91f0200#post_53d4a23c6368725ed91f0200\r\nI can literally walk down the road to my girl friend's house and play with him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4a29e6368723ddd1c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the USA is now going to help Ukraine directly, but not with boots on the ground.\r\n\r\nBasically what I mean by this is that what we're going to do is give the Ukraine soldiers precise coordinates of the rebels so the Ukraine government can shell them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d4a2f163687264ab280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a29d6368722836bf0100#post_53d4a29d6368722836bf0100\r\nI thought you were gay.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4a3006368721f5ca90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a29e6368723ddd1c0200#post_53d4a29e6368723ddd1c0200\r\nAMERICA!\r\n\r\nFUCK YEAH!!","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4a3206368726737730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a2176368725934020000#post_53d4a2176368725934020000\r\n!http://eltigris.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/beatchaser2000.jpg!\r\nNone of your characters are willing to protect everyone's smiles.\r\n\r\nI declare them to be shit tier.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4a39763687239dbe90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a2f163687264ab280000#post_53d4a2f163687264ab280000\r\nGirl friend. Not GIRLFRIEND.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a3206368726737730100#post_53d4a3206368726737730100\r\nThat's what DEADPOOL is for!\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/36257/2895165-deadpool_005_003_copy.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4a3eb6368720954070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a39763687239dbe90000#post_53d4a39763687239dbe90000\r\nSquiggy has a girlfriend! Squiggy has a girlfriend! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4a43763687276daf80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IMPOSSIBRU","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4a43b636872769c4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a3eb6368720954070000#post_53d4a3eb6368720954070000\r\nYes. I have a friend who has 2 X chromosomes. Whoopee.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}