time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/990.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d5907a6368721cf9ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"what the fuck is happening?","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"53d590b86368721cf9cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The things that you conceal, they can't hide you\r\nThe things that you reveal, they can't guide you\r\nWhat you thought was real was just a lie too\r\nIf you cant Find the truth, the truth will Find You\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmWfkFEVLU","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d5913d63687252b6450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Growls at Squiggy*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d592316368724941d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/af5795974e0896a04874c5e3d1c0e7c7/tumblr_mrlod4fqNo1rqd0kpo1_400.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d5941c6368720beb990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d58c4063687242195f0000#post_53d58c4063687242195f0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Uc9, what do you think will happen in the next ten years, biotech wise?[/bq]\r\nConservatively speaking the introduction of scifi like cybernetics and the end of viruses.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that we right now have all pieces for something like GITS, but the problem is putting them together AND having them be cheap.\r\n\r\nWe theoretically could turn someone into a full cyborg, but the problem is that it would cost hundreds of millions of dollars to do.  The problem with cybernetics right now summarized in a single sentence, \"You can have it cheap or precise or fast but you can't have all three\".  They're already working on giving people the sense of touch, artificial parts like eyes and are already testing it on people.  The problem is making it cheap.  Right now it's in the experimental prototype phase.  Any engineer will tell you a prototype is a expensive; a experimental prototype is ungodly expensive.\r\n\r\nIn ten years it will be far more realistic to have actual cybernetics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso on the \"end of viruses\" thing; there's several experiments with nanoparticle traps for viruses.  Basically you know how if you have a cup of sugar water roaches will crawl into it and drown cause they can't get back up?  Basically imagine that for viruses.  What they're currently working on is a experimental nanoparticle that destroys the HIV virus by trapping it.  This type of nanoparticle could theoretically be applied to many other viruses and end viruses infecting humans once and for all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso I have to go take care of something, but resurrecting people from the dead.  We can revive people from being dead, but because of brain damage it's unethical if they're too far gone cause they'll be a vegetable.  There's experiments to promote new brain cell growth going on and this would massively boost our ability to revive people from death.  We could theoretically revive someone that is dead for up to 24 hours, but the thing is though if this research does come to be we're talking a extremely long recovery for the people.  You can't just pop new brain cells into someone and expect them to fully function off the bat; rather if someone does die and is revived after 24 hours the person will be looking at years of recover to recover their level of functioning they had before.  Less video game respawn and more of long ass recovery time to regain motor control.\r\n\r\n\r\nWe can \"resurrect the dead\"; it's just highly unethical.  What I mean by this is look at the decapitated dog head medical experiment: \"link\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub7l1D7_B2I (warning not nsfw, but not for the faint of heart cause it's disturbing to a lot of people)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d597736368723f23cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d592316368724941d60000#post_53d592316368724941d60000\r\nmaterialistic prick","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d59b856368724c41850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d5907a6368721cf9ba0000#post_53d5907a6368721cf9ba0000\r\nThis is what happens when you make a thread for shitting around.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d59fb46368722dc28a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d5a426636872089f9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d59fb46368722dc28a0000#post_53d59fb46368722dc28a0000\r\nI think one type of mushroom has some sort of chemical that people claim to make your _man part_ stiffen harder.\r\nWhich mushroom was that?\r\n\r\nAs if Mario _growing taller_ wasn't suggestive enough...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d5a6016368725f7b610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/ea310a451cc509a1ea1eef40bc3f68e0/tumblr_n91abzH4cr1rq7z94o1_400.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92em95jHn1qdctswo1_500.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/8d0d7867c69969c35f4488739c515d3f/tumblr_mrdsyaH6EI1re18o8o1_r1_400.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0kob6yC401qauhgho1_500.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpl1td38Wj1qi75ndo1_500.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/465131df453078e96a4a928e76f91cd0/tumblr_inline_n9e30u1e2k1qm86g3.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d5aed363687271694a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shaolin Soccer HO!!!!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53d5b0156368725fe0bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140220181631/kamenrider/images/b/bd/V3_Return_Kick_(Movie_War_Mega_Max).gif!\r\nV3 return kick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d5b85f6368721a15c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"/mu/ did it, /mu/ FUCKING did it\r\n\r\n!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1406511590318.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d5b8d26368721e4b1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d5b85f6368721a15c80000#post_53d5b85f6368721a15c80000\r\nYou blew it up!  You blew it up you bastards! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d5b9036368721adc220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d5b85f6368721a15c80000#post_53d5b85f6368721a15c80000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]/mu/ did it, /mu/ FUCKING did it\r\n\r\n!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1406511590318.png![/bq]\r\nWTF AM I LOOKING AT! Katy Perry DARK HORSE!\r\nPSy and Snoop Dog Hang over.\r\nShakira LA LA LA\r\nWE ARE ONE WORLD .CUP THING.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53d5b9a36368721e0a6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also, hatsune miku is considered meme rap too.\r\n\r\nlil b, death grips and hatsune miku are now officialy on the same category.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d5ba026368722f982b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just found out that there's some rapper looking dude called Riderman.\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130115141256/kamenrider/images/8/8f/Riderman_(RX).jpg!\r\nCoincidence?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d5bba26368721a36640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hey squiggy, now that our favorite musicians are in the same category, we can be music buddies.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d5bc4163687269a5550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I like how the Mutants in V3 are animals combined with objects\r\n\r\nYou get monsters like Scissors Jaguar\r\n!http://www.kamenrider.net/riderv3/destron/destron001.jpg!\r\n!http://www.kamenrider.net/riderv3/destron/destron002.jpg!\r\nTurtle Bazooka\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131204055741/villains/images/d/d4/TV_Fly_Destron_Kaijin.jpg!\r\nAnd TV Fly","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d5bcef6368727b2a390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dunno where else to put this.\r\n\"But WTF man?!\":http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/cruel-bronx-man-kills-cat-setting-fire-defenseless-animal-cops-article-1.1880511","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d5be3a6368721b0d160200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d5bc4163687269a5550100#post_53d5bc4163687269a5550100\r\nBlastoise, is that you?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d5c8896368724f05160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The original pressing of the album sold poorly, reportedly selling only forty copies in its first year, with most being returned to the publisher unopened\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d5cef2636872247bcb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...God I'm so bored.\r\n\r\n\"Take me higher\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0h_SONv5GE","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d5d5626368722f271e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d5cef2636872247bcb0000#post_53d5cef2636872247bcb0000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]...God I'm so bored.\r\n\r\n\"Take me higher\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0h_SONv5GE\r\n[/bq]\r\nDownload \"Unturned\" on steam; it's free and it can play on a toaster. . . No seriously:\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/cXanbB5.png!\r\nMy toaster was getting a decent 30 frames per second.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d5d6726368724513360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d5d5626368722f271e0200#post_53d5d5626368722f271e0200\r\nOkay.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}