time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1067.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53df0ceb6368725f61280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df0cbc6368724a84c10100#post_53df0cbc6368724a84c10100\r\nLazy writing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df0d266368721c49e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/oxsy8.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df0d2f63687231b48d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df0cb46368721330af0000#post_53df0cb46368721330af0000\r\n\r\nyou know parents specially the ones raised with certain old values arent exactly the ones that love to see me his son´s watching porn.\r\n\r\nso it would be an all embarassing situation and just, something i want to avoid.\r\n\r\nalso might i add the over features a penis WITH the name of the album written in it.\r\n\r\nfor the people here that might see too vanilla, but we talking about people who dont EVEN browse porn.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df0dc5636872188dc70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df0d2f63687231b48d0000#post_53df0d2f63687231b48d0000\r\nFap to stallion on human female MLP porn in front of them.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df0e0a6368725aa6560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df0dc5636872188dc70100#post_53df0dc5636872188dc70100\r\n\r\ni would appreciate them not thinking im completely unhinged.\r\n\r\nthey already got enough reasons to send me to psychiatrist, i dont want to give them the confirmation.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df0e66636872135fbe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"One of the best paleontology blogs on the internet.\":http://coastalpaleo.blogspot.co.nz/ ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df0f8f6368727601e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"homies over hoes\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU#t=43","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df116c6368725baf0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1407127301715.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df117f6368722ff5b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df0ceb6368725f61280000#post_53df0ceb6368725f61280000\r\nI don't know, I think it's fairly reasonable to assume that batman sees any unknown factor as a threat. Make that factor partially responsible for leveling a city and he sure as hell is going to find a way to stop it. \r\nWhat the fuck Wonder Woman is going to do is beyond me though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53df11e2636872135f6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df117f6368722ff5b50000#post_53df117f6368722ff5b50000\r\nWhatever it is it's not gonna fix the mistake of Armored. Fucking. Heels.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df12366368721b4abb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130324003635/ultra/images/1/1a/Imagekaiser.belial.png.jpg!\r\nDamn is Ultraman Belial Metal!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53df12816368726d44f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df12366368721b4abb0000#post_53df12366368721b4abb0000\r\nI'm not gonna lie man. That IS pretty metal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df129e63687278425c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How would Squiggy react if it turned out the ring prevented him from ejaculating anymore?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df12c46368721b4ac90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df129e63687278425c0000#post_53df129e63687278425c0000\r\n\r\nhe cuts it off and acts like it never happened.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df12ca63687230ac8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df11e2636872135f6b0100#post_53df11e2636872135f6b0100\r\nWait, she has heels? \r\nWhat\r\nWhyyyyyy\r\nFor that matter why the hell did cat woman have them in dark knight rises?! ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53df137263687218a3560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df12816368726d44f90000#post_53df12816368726d44f90000\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11115/111155006/3840601-0827262812-Kaiza.jpg!\r\nHe is supposed to be the ultimate enemy of the Ultras, He should look Metal.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53df13c16368726a54e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df129e63687278425c0000#post_53df129e63687278425c0000\r\nI'd just remove it...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df12ca63687230ac8e0100#post_53df12ca63687230ac8e0100\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/3/39001/3988238-ww1.jpg!\r\nHer heels have armor on them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df146163687252950e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it actually harmful to eat toothpaste?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df14926368721840570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df146163687252950e0000#post_53df146163687252950e0000\r\nOn Randy. Never change.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df14c26368721803c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df14926368721840570000#post_53df14926368721840570000\r\nIt's a serious question.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df15236368721b03510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df146163687252950e0000#post_53df146163687252950e0000\r\n\r\nyou are staling m8","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df153163687251f4570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df14c26368721803c20000#post_53df14c26368721803c20000\r\nThe real question is why would you want to.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df15786368723585380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df153163687251f4570000#post_53df153163687251f4570000\r\nIt tastes nice and minty.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df16536368725279610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df13c16368726a54e00100#post_53df13c16368726a54e00100\r\nSee, if they absolutely have to have her in high heels they should go all out and have blades on them to try to bullshit them as some kind of amazon martial arts weapon or something. As opposed to... Having them for no reason at all...\r\n\r\nI don't even get the appeal of high heels so whenever I see shit like this it's like watching someone drizzling gravy onto a cinnamon bun. Why would you even","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53df1688636872043ed00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just spent the last few minutes thinking up a terrible idea for a tabletop RPG. Well, it might not be _terrible_, but since I don't play tabletop games and thus have no understanding of their mechanics, it'll probably still be pretty bad.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}