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{"topics":[{"id":"53df2c0b6368721c0c950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"UNICORN FACTS!!!!!\":http://www.lazerhorse.org/2013/05/19/pictures-unicorns/","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53df310d636872303b610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"who wants to hear me read a crackshipping fanfic?\":http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XWt9SkHv1o\r\n\r\ni made this for a \"dramatic reading\" thread but i feel like posting it here too.\r\n\r\nhonestly i dont really hate it that much.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df32e16368724ad54f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Randomsaur's sorcery. XD\":http://www.lazerhorse.org/2013/11/23/glass-gem-corn-short-history/","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53df33fe63687271495b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lee5haAY2x1qaau4r.gif!\r\nI just found out that this gif is an edit of a scene from Ultraman mebius. (I think)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53df37ed63687211957e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I never should have made that EVA thread on /a/. It turned into a shitfest","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53df380a6368727149980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df37ed63687211957e0100#post_53df37ed63687211957e0100\r\nIt normally does on /a/.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df3870636872439aa50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df37ed63687211957e0100#post_53df37ed63687211957e0100\r\nI would say That you should have tried on /m/, But I doubt that would have ended any better.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53df3a626368724629340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df380a6368727149980000#post_53df380a6368727149980000\r\nPersecution complex is one hell of a drug ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53df3c1a63687267bda90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nobody fell for my _Portal_ sequel rickroll prank.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df3ce563687218201b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df3c1a63687267bda90100#post_53df3c1a63687267bda90100\r\nWell you _can_ see the OP without clicking the thread...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53df3e0e63687221a2790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gives Trashboat tastebuds in his asshole*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df3e616368721a866a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df3e0e63687221a2790100#post_53df3e0e63687221a2790100\r\nNow he can eat two Popsicles at the same time!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53df3f0b6368725f08680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I were to make a crossover between _Grand Theft Auto_ and _I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream_, would this be a good set of characters?\r\n\r\nGorrister - Trevor\r\nBenny - Claude\r\nEllen - Franklin\r\nTed - Michael\r\nNimdok - Humane Labs and Research scientist","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df3f166368726d5b7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WHY THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOULD SOMEONE PUT PERIOD BLOOD IN COOKIES?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df3f506368725281280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df3f166368726d5b7a0100#post_53df3f166368726d5b7a0100\r\nBetter or worse than jizz cookies?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53df3fa463687242bee60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df3f166368726d5b7a0100#post_53df3f166368726d5b7a0100\r\nI'm pretty sure that was fake.\r\n\r\nIf not, I'd try one.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df400363687212ceea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df3f506368725281280200#post_53df3f506368725281280200\r\nOkay. I'm gonna level with you. I love cum. I love how it tastes, how it looks, how it feela, and how it smells, but I WOULD NOT put it on food.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df415e6368720276180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"checking the voice file i honestly feel like my voice aint that bad, maybe even love it.\r\n\r\nit isnt as bad as i thought it would be.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df41a56368727cc5ce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to buy some red velvet cookies for SquiggyBomb.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df42f86368725442070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i love how lil squeezy only learned about the blood cookie until now","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df439f6368724457100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df42f86368725442070100#post_53df42f86368725442070100\r\nWell I'm sorry that I'm too busy having a sex life to spend time on Tumblr's nonsense.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df43c26368720276a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df439f6368724457100100#post_53df439f6368724457100100\r\n\r\n\r\nwell that was just a low blow.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df43fc636872318e5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df43c26368720276a90000#post_53df43c26368720276a90000\r\nNo it wasn't. If it was my face would be covered with cum by now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df441f6368720276b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'll also buy \"syrup\" for Squiggy to put on his pancakes.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df4423636872346a570200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So that's the cookie debacle I've been hearing about.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df439f6368724457100100#post_53df439f6368724457100100\r\nOr rather, recovering the sex life.\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df3f0b6368725f08680100#post_53df3f0b6368725f08680100\r\nWhat about Lester? And who would be AM?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"}]}