time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1262.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f563f7636872773baf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f55aa56368721a826e0000#post_53f55aa56368721a826e0000\r\nOh yeah, the union says the leashes are suffocating some of the fatter goblins. You're gonna have to loosen up a bit. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f5643c6368726ca4a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f55dce6368725f02360100#post_53f55dce6368725f02360100\r\nJesus fucking Christ!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f564596368724f21d80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f563f7636872773baf0000#post_53f563f7636872773baf0000\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f564e963687226e4560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f564596368724f21d80100#post_53f564596368724f21d80100\r\nThe sex goblin union isn't going to be happy about this!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f56527636872773bdc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f564e963687226e4560100#post_53f564e963687226e4560100\r\nThese sex-goblins get dental and they have never once complained.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f5659c6368724848690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f563f7636872773baf0000#post_53f563f7636872773baf0000\r\nBeing sex-goblins, they probably just get aroused from being slowly asphyxiated.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f5676b6368721592e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.tumblr.com/0eae340c0c6d29ec28ebe9c43c5d7ac6/jydzgqc/Ijdnagvo6/tumblr_static_6i78y7fbmbcwwo8w04wkc0sc8.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f567e16368727fda630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"thoughts on hair\r\nhow much you like on a person and where","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f5684563687214d6770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f567e16368727fda630000#post_53f567e16368727fda630000\r\nI like it short but everywhere. There is something almost primal about lots of body hair that I find appealing.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53f5684b63687214d67e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f567e16368727fda630000#post_53f567e16368727fda630000\r\nIt varies. Again as bear I have a lot of chest hair.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f5688e636872682f950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/94bfc9ad7821a8ae2dfea2e3fd4a130f/tumblr_naf2rdJwcg1rpxpqbo1_500.gif!\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f568ed63687260cccd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f567e16368727fda630000#post_53f567e16368727fda630000\r\n\r\ni dont like those beards that look like all hairs are separated by meters from each other\r\n\r\neither full or none.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f569416368724860120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f567e16368727fda630000#post_53f567e16368727fda630000\r\nI have no thoughts.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f569836368721499ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f567e16368727fda630000#post_53f567e16368727fda630000\r\n\r\nhair everywhere is also a good option\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/a722d2c181206e0b765577fce62079bb/tumblr_namqcnfvQl1rqc413o1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f5699463687249723c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5684563687214d6770000#post_53f5684563687214d6770000\r\nYou and I would get along _quite nicely~_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f56a1a6368724c3e620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i would pay lots of moneys for a picture of foxy singing sea legs.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f56a9e63687260cc1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh I forgot, I'm a Pokephile! (So Usually Nice and Furry)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f56ac5636872487a3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f567e16368727fda630000#post_53f567e16368727fda630000\r\nLong hair is preferable for anyone. I only like facial hair on bigger dudes and no lone mustaches or beards. Gotta have a set. \r\n\r\nNot crazy fond of body hair though. I can look it past it of they're attractive otherwise though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f56ad863687264cc490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5699463687249723c0000#post_53f5699463687249723c0000\r\nNo doubt. I'm quite the hairy motherfucker myself.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53f56aec6368724848120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f56a9e63687260cc1a0100#post_53f56a9e63687260cc1a0100\r\nAlso hypothetical fur, yes. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f56af26368721499fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you guys meant IRL. (Obviously)\r\n\r\nAgain, No thoughts.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f56b06636872268ffa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f56a1a6368724c3e620000#post_53f56a1a6368724c3e620000\r\nI called \"commission\", and yes, you can do it.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f56b8863687215928d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f56b06636872268ffa0100#post_53f56b06636872268ffa0100\r\n\r\ni know commisioners exist you...\r\n\r\nthe problem goes in the part of \"the money\"\r\n\r\ni mean i would throw my money at a commisioner.\r\n\r\nbut i dont got anything to throw\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ZcfOST8.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f56b99636872487a5c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]what about crotch hair?[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f56be363687248484a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f56b99636872487a5c0100#post_53f56b99636872487a5c0100\r\n...See previous answer.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}