time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1376.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54010fba6368724895190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010e58636872472fd30100#post_54010e58636872472fd30100\r\nWelcome to the crew! Your mandatory tracking chip should arrive via ninja dart within 3 to 4 minutes. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54010fc46368722ef3040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010f81636872433ed80100#post_54010f81636872433ed80100\r\n\r\nYou're welcome.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010eb0636872623eb90100#post_54010eb0636872623eb90100\r\n\r\nAww.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54010fdb6368724c84f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010ee963687261dda90100#post_54010ee963687261dda90100\r\n\r\n_\"...the sky is made of Jell-O that tastes like arsenic waffles.\"_\r\n\r\nFavorite quote right here","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54010fe16368724895240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010ee963687261dda90100#post_54010ee963687261dda90100\r\nI heard about this, I call the biggest of bullshit! \r\n\r\nShe has wiskers ears and a yellow nose! \r\n\r\nAlso, your really awesome as well! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54010ffd6368724971dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fb86368724895180200#post_54010fb86368724895180200\r\nSweeeeeeeet. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5401102e6368727954760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fba6368724895190200#post_54010fba6368724895190200\r\n\r\nWhere will it be administered? \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fdb6368724c84f50100#post_54010fdb6368724c84f50100\r\n\r\nWhat freaks me out the most is that there's Hello Kitty wedding merch that shows her marrying some other anthro cat named Dear Daniel. Now that she's revealed to be a third grader, things just got creepier. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5401103463687279547c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010ee963687261dda90100#post_54010ee963687261dda90100\r\nThose sneaky bar stewards. I need a thicker tinfoil hat.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"540110536368723683150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fba6368724895190200#post_54010fba6368724895190200\r\n\r\nDisclaimer: The opinions and beliefs of this user do not reflect those of the whole thread.\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401102e6368727954760000#post_5401102e6368727954760000\r\n\r\nI really dind't need that info... The article is pretty informative","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54011054636872629c030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fe16368724895240200#post_54010fe16368724895240200\r\n\r\nThe creators have spoken.\r\n\r\nAfter all, like I said, she's not totally human. She's a personification of a cat, hence the whiskers.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5401109663687276a6cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401103463687279547c0000#post_5401103463687279547c0000\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck is Sanrio playing at with this shit?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"540110a56368723705180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401102e6368727954760000#post_5401102e6368727954760000\r\nUsually the neck. Sometimes the butt if there's a particularly sassy ninja on duty. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54011101636872507d110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401109663687276a6cf0000#post_5401109663687276a6cf0000\r\n\r\nI want to believe it's just marketing to make the name to sound more, they will talk about it and there's no such thing as bad pulbicity","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401118863687232ead30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54011101636872507d110000#post_54011101636872507d110000\r\n\r\nYeah, but this isn't something they seem to be making up on the spot. They've never _actually_ said she was a cat, and she's never been shown on all fours or, really, acting like a cat.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"540111d5636872384d910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401118863687232ead30100#post_5401118863687232ead30100\r\n\r\nCartoon logic. It's the same dilemma some people have between Goofy and Pluto.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540111f46368723894700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540111d5636872384d910000#post_540111d5636872384d910000\r\n\r\nShe does own a cat, actually. And her cat owns a hamster, but that's another story.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5401124b63687238cb9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54011054636872629c030200#post_54011054636872629c030200\r\nI discard their reality and replace it with my own!\r\n\r\n*[cries internally]*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5401125b6368725a0a660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'm gonna order a pizza","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401126e63687237ba9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401124b63687238cb9a0000#post_5401124b63687238cb9a0000\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540111f46368723894700000#post_540111f46368723894700000\r\n\r\nJapan. Never change","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401128263687243b2830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401125b6368725a0a660000#post_5401125b6368725a0a660000\r\n\r\n[ Drooling intensifies ]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401129863687254aa560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401124b63687238cb9a0000#post_5401124b63687238cb9a0000\r\n\r\nStill doesn't explain why she doesn't have a mouth.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Fun fact, it's because Sanrio wanted kids to reflect their emotions on Hello Kitty. When they were sad, Hello Kitty was sad. When they were happy, Kitty was happy as well.[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"540112bb63687237baaa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401125b6368725a0a660000#post_5401125b6368725a0a660000\r\n\r\nShare.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"540113066368725ace680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540112bb63687237baaa0000#post_540112bb63687237baaa0000\r\nno\r\n[spoiler]only with squiggy[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401134163687238cbdb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"abba is pretty decent.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540113496368726587cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540113066368725ace680100#post_540113066368725ace680100\r\nFunny enough I'm ordering Chines food.\r\n\r\nFUCK YO PIZZA SON! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5401134f6368725523780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540113066368725ace680100#post_540113066368725ace680100\r\nYou're so sweet.\r\nI could just [spoiler]fuck you senseless[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}