time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1461.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5409240e6368720c1a260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540923e663687272024e0000#post_540923e663687272024e0000\r\nwell if she is the star, she might not","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5409246e63687208c9360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i should be studying.\r\n\r\nbut instead im fucking around again on fl studio.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54092473636872751e7f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But it may also just be my weakness for snakes.\r\nI love snakes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5409247e636872218c0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5409240b6368722c6e250200#post_5409240b6368722c6e250200\r\n\r\nThen there's option 3\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090425195536/monster/images/e/eb/Medusa.jpg!\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"540924b4636872200e240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54092473636872751e7f0000#post_54092473636872751e7f0000\r\nThere's a dick joke in there, but fuck me if I can find it. Something about snakes being phallic.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"540924d963687213fb480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54092473636872751e7f0000#post_54092473636872751e7f0000\r\nmaybe cause they are kind of similar to tentacles\r\n\r\noh good \r\nnow i'm having medusa fantasies\r\n[spoiler]her pubes are tiny snakes, all coiling stroking and licking your dick[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540924e16368727757700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540924b4636872200e240000#post_540924b4636872200e240000\r\n\r\nA snake is just a snake after all","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5409252e6368722ae8d10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540924d963687213fb480000#post_540924d963687213fb480000\r\n\r\nYou will get _stoned_ by the excitement.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5409253763687206a9c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540924b4636872200e240000#post_540924b4636872200e240000\r\n\r\n\"this is the joke\":http://www.sickchirpse.com/snake-penis-brazil/","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5409254b6368722ae8e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540924d963687213fb480000#post_540924d963687213fb480000\r\n[spoiler] she'll make you rock hard [/spoiler]","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5409255263687208c9600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How about this? I came up with an acronym for those overly saccharine and sugary songs with the ukulele and the whispering lady voice.\r\n\r\nC(amera)\r\nH(andphone)\r\nA(dvertisement)\r\nJ(ingle)","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"540925846368727202ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"True story. I was driving back home from my parents house, when in the middle of the road I see a weird stick shaped thing. It was a Black Snake. I stop the car, get out, and go check on the little dude. After I confirmed that he was in fact alive, I grabbed him by the tail and head and carried him to the side of the road so he didn't get run over.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540925a86368721bfb7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540925846368727202ab0000#post_540925846368727202ab0000\r\nyay\r\nsnakes are pretty cute","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540925cb636872439d130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540925846368727202ab0000#post_540925846368727202ab0000\r\n\r\n!http://myreactiongifs.com/gifs/thumbsupcomputerkid.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"540925ea636872751eda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540925a86368721bfb7e0000#post_540925a86368721bfb7e0000\r\nUntil they open their mouths. Then they are freaky until they close them again.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54092631636872563afa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540925cb636872439d130000#post_540925cb636872439d130000\r\nI can't stand needless violence against animals.\r\nI don't even kill spiders","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5409265c6368720194ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54092631636872563afa0100#post_54092631636872563afa0100\r\n\r\nI only hunt mosquitoes","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5409266063687242a2400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god damnit\r\n\r\nmy mind went to cuddling with snakes\r\n\r\nwhat the hell is wrong with me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5409266a6368724e79590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540925846368727202ab0000#post_540925846368727202ab0000\r\nGood guy Squiggy!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540926966368727202cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5409266a6368724e79590100#post_5409266a6368724e79590100\r\nI watched a lot of Steve Irwin as a child.\r\nMore than I probably should have.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540926ad636872200e8f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54092631636872563afa0100#post_54092631636872563afa0100\r\nI don't like killing even ants. \r\n\r\n*Is awarded milktoast of the decade badge*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"540926c763687242a25a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5409265c6368720194ac0000#post_5409265c6368720194ac0000\r\n\r\nI hunt lizards\r\n!http://edgecast.metatube-files.buscafs.com/uploads/videos/image/image_73811_5.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"540926cb636872439d400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540926966368727202cd0000#post_540926966368727202cd0000\r\nThere is no possible amount of Steve Irwin exposure that could be called too much. The man was fucking amazing as fuck.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5409270363687231d3be0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5409266063687242a2400000#post_5409266063687242a2400000\r\nIs it cuddling with Medusa and her snakes. Cause it's justified then. Medusa is hot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090425195536/monster/images/e/eb/Medusa.jpg!\r\n\r\n...Still hot.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5409270863687223fd9b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i've never watched Steve Irwin...","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}