time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1475.json

{"topics":[{"id":"540a8e2f636872060da30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/7f71c7388739d681ea34cbe9d0fbd831/tumblr_nbgps5OdGx1rrok3zo1_1280.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540a8e786368723d37ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I found this.\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/7/30/386071/medium.png!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"540a8e98636872717df10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8d236368725f2ebe0000#post_540a8d236368725f2ebe0000\r\ndidn't even read that whole thing got bored","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540a8eca636872060dc40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8e98636872717df10000#post_540a8e98636872717df10000\r\nSo did you nanomachines?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540a8ecd63687264e1000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8d236368725f2ebe0000#post_540a8d236368725f2ebe0000\r\n\r\n!http://prod-mr-user.storage.googleapis.com/assets/user_jaguars_mlewis89_crossarms_1409978029.965078/400x286/jaguars_mlewis89_crossarms.gif?v=5f92b2a49e!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540a8f0063687205f8d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8df06368722a7edf0100#post_540a8df06368722a7edf0100\r\nStop being psychic dammit! I'm serious. Stop being psychic, you don't want to know what the... forces at play out there do with psychics.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8db96368722f45aa0100#post_540a8db96368722f45aa0100\r\nJust peachy thanks!\r\n\r\nReally I'm more worried about all of you, and all the things that are watching you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"540a8f3763687215f5ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://prod-mr-user.storage.googleapis.com/assets/user_colts_avinatieri4_fieldgoal_1409978137.814142/400x286/colts_avinatieri4_fieldgoal.gif?v=5f92b2a49e!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540a8f3d6368721929a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8eca636872060dc40100#post_540a8eca636872060dc40100\r\num\r\nno has said it yet\r\n\r\nbut mr senator is paused bent over showing me his ass","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540a8f72636872194f160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8f0063687205f8d70100#post_540a8f0063687205f8d70100\r\nMy Psychic abilities are one of my greatest features. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540a8f986368720629d30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8df06368722a7edf0100#post_540a8df06368722a7edf0100\r\ndrugs are worthless. - Whatevs the Dastardly, 2014","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"540a8fe9636872717d550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8f986368720629d30100#post_540a8f986368720629d30100\r\nThey make sex really weird though.\r\nAnd not in the good way.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540a901363687271f8290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and raiden assumes just punching the guy who could take a sword would work\r\ngood job raiden","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540a90146368725540740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8f986368720629d30100#post_540a8f986368720629d30100\r\nI agree, unless there for health issues. - Pegasus the apparently psychic ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540a902a63687261b1680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8f986368720629d30100#post_540a8f986368720629d30100\r\n\r\n!http://prod-mr-user.storage.googleapis.com/assets/user_packers_arodgers12_doublecheck_1409978394.046012/400x286/packers_arodgers12_doublecheck.gif?v=5f92b2a49e!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540a903d6368725f2e640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shut up and get in the freedomobile\r\n\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/hotrod3.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"540a9052636872718e6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a90146368725540740000#post_540a90146368725540740000\r\noh yea\r\nRecreational drugs are worthless - Whatevs, the Dastardly ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"540a9055636872610b3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nanomachines son.","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540a90836368725f2e770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a9055636872610b3a0000#post_540a9055636872610b3a0000\r\nNanomachines son?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540a90ad6368721983490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and he proceeds to straddle raiden","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540a90c36368727216520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a9055636872610b3a0000#post_540a9055636872610b3a0000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a90836368725f2e770100#post_540a90836368725f2e770100\r\n\r\n!http://prod-mr-user.storage.googleapis.com/assets/user_panthers_cnewton1_manofsteel_1409978543.940969/400x286/panthers_cnewton1_manofsteel.gif?v=5f92b2a49e!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540a91086368723d76ee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a9055636872610b3a0000#post_540a9055636872610b3a0000\r\nYES!!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a9052636872718e6b0100#post_540a9052636872718e6b0100\r\nTruly my dear whatevs - Pegasus the apparently psychic 2014","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540a91276368720866440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a90c36368727216520000#post_540a90c36368727216520000\r\nCould you imagine Football with Nanomachines? Holy shit!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540a91f863687207b0480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a9052636872718e6b0100#post_540a9052636872718e6b0100\r\nRecreational drugs are awesome. - PaskaNaakka the degenerate","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"540a9247636872234f2e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/8/5/392301/medium.png!\r\n\r\nThese are great.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"540a92bb63687219294b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540a8f986368720629d30100#post_540a8f986368720629d30100\r\nActually I'm gonna go ahead and say they aren't. There is a reason so many people do them, and that is because drugs do what they fukken advertize.\r\n\r\nGranted once you go beyond weed, booze and acid they also do a lot of stuff they don't advertize that fuck up your life good, but the three I listed? I say do them in moderation and you'll have one hell of a fucking weekend.\r\n\r\nFull disclosure: I've tried a lot of weird shit over the years, and I have had some hella bad times on drugs. I'm talking nightmarish \"OH SHIT I'M GONNA DIE!\" times in which my monitor grew a face and told me to kill myself while listing all the things I'm most ashamed of and that I wake up in a cold sweat thinking of. (This was the one time I tried shrooms and had the worst trip ever.)\r\n\r\nBut I've also had some great fucking times on drugs. Mostly pot or booze.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}