time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1879.json

{"topics":[{"id":"543a0b406368722666340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sierra Madre is scary, man.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"543a0b8f6368725dcc8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a0b406368722666340000#post_543a0b406368722666340000\r\n\r\nYou mean the geographic location or it's something else with that name?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"543a0bd06368727f37ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OK SERIOUSLY DUDE FOR A PAIN LIKE THIS THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ON THOSE FUCKING GRAPES.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543a0c736368725dccbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a0b8f6368725dcc8c0000#post_543a0b8f6368725dcc8c0000\r\nDead Money Sierra Madre.\r\n\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"543a0dbc6368726939d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i have been raped by the grapes\r\n\r\ni am now im the process of giving birth to their alien grape baby.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543a0e236368727c2eba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a0c736368725dccbc0000#post_543a0c736368725dccbc0000\r\n\r\nAaaaaaah you mean Fallout","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"543a0eea63687208d3510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Samson, Samson protect me\r\nRaise your hammer for all to see\r\nBlazing bright throughout the night\r\nKeep me safe till morning light","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"543a11806368725dcc430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a0dbc6368726939d90000#post_543a0dbc6368726939d90000\r\nMaybe they weren't grapes but they were actually parasitic spores that camouflage themselves as grapes and take over the body of anyone who eats them","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543a12f163687219fb770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wanna try dual wielding handguns but I can't shoot pistols with my right hand. Also, hard to aim with only one working eye.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"543a130663687235d32e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay out of curiosity, Australia's gun laws are pretty restrictive, unless said weapon is extremely obsolete and outdated. It made me wonder if there was an actual way around it, and I figured one out, there was an old Winchester model 1887 I think, which fired a cartridge which didn't went out of use in the 1940s. So a repeating rifle, which is older than 1911 and is using only an extremely outdated and no longer commercially available cartridge, would that be legal to own? \r\nAustralia's Antique firearms laws shouldn't technically have an issue with that, and if they do, okay, I'll go even bloody even more outdated and pick a single shot bolt action rifle. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543a13406368722b89850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a12f163687219fb770100#post_543a12f163687219fb770100\r\nWait what's wrong with your other eye? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543a136b63687257866e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a12f163687219fb770100#post_543a12f163687219fb770100\r\nWell duel weilding anything is a bad idea. It's harder to find the correct line of sight.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543a137d6368722d5ebd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a13406368722b89850100#post_543a13406368722b89850100\r\nIt's blind.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"543a13dd63687266769a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a137d6368722d5ebd0000#post_543a137d6368722d5ebd0000\r\nOh sorry to hear that mate. But still better than being totally blind I guess. \r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543a14ab6368726329620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a13dd63687266769a0100#post_543a13dd63687266769a0100\r\nStill a pretty decent shot, though I have to tilt my head a bit to the right since I shoot rifle right-handed.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"543a166d63687231c4540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it normal to feel a bit sleepy after a shower?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543a16e86368725d5ce10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a166d63687231c4540000#post_543a166d63687231c4540000\r\nSome times, is it a hot day? If so then yes.","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543a173863687246a1360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a16e86368725d5ce10000#post_543a16e86368725d5ce10000\r\nIt's actually a relatively cool day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543a176b6368727ae4160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a166d63687231c4540000#post_543a166d63687231c4540000\r\nSometimes, it helps settle your body from what I heard.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"543a179b6368727880f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"whenever i go to bed i always cuddle with a pillow\r\nbut it never feels right\r\ni should be the one being cuddled\r\ni need my papa-bear to wrap his big arms around me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543a17d36368727d96290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a173863687246a1360100#post_543a173863687246a1360100\r\nA nice warm shower is always relaxing.\r\n\r\nAlso, thinking of desert ranger as my holloween costume.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"543a17d76368727d962b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a179b6368727880f60000#post_543a179b6368727880f60000\r\nI bet you be the most affectionate cuddler.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543a180e636872152f0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a17d76368727d962b0000#post_543a17d76368727d962b0000\r\ni am enough with my pillow\r\nwith you\r\nyes\r\nquite a bit i imagine","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543a18126368724f138e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543a17d36368727d96290000#post_543a17d36368727d96290000\r\nI'm being Dr. Frank-n-furter.\r\nI just need to get the costume and heels.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543a18c46368725ed4a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm confused by the word \"mediocre\". It means \"average\" but has an arguably even more negative connotation than \"bad\".","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"}]}