time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1984.json

{"topics":[{"id":"544a0a88636872072fbd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0a0d6368721e0cb10200#post_544a0a0d6368721e0cb10200\r\n\r\ni feel pretty tsondiri too today.\r\n\r\nmust be some galactic alination.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a0abd6368727b65e50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0a0d6368721e0cb10200#post_544a0a0d6368721e0cb10200\r\nWe watch the same let's player. And the fag suffix is a sign of affection on 4chan.\r\nLike how hugging someone means you wish death upon them and their family in the Congo","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"544a0b486368726252150300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0abd6368727b65e50200#post_544a0abd6368727b65e50200\r\nI hug everyone though...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544a0b796368724380e50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0b486368726252150300#post_544a0b486368726252150300\r\n\r\nwow squiggy i didint you know you were so hateful.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a0bcb6368721f88b50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0b796368724380e50300#post_544a0b796368724380e50300\r\nApparently I didn't either.\r\nBut then again I don't live in the Congo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544a0c136368727b3f120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0bcb6368721f88b50400#post_544a0bcb6368721f88b50400\r\n\r\ncongo is a state of mind","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a0c826368720be9a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0c136368727b3f120100#post_544a0c136368727b3f120100\r\nWell I ain't got it. If there's one southern part of me it's my friendliness. I am one friendly bastard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544a0cb96368726ce6450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0c826368720be9a40000#post_544a0c826368720be9a40000\r\n\r\nfor some reason i dont equate south with friendliness...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a0dc16368726697080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0cb96368726ce6450100#post_544a0cb96368726ce6450100\r\nMost people don't.\r\nBut it's true. The ones who aren't raging bigots are some of the friendliest, jovial, good natured people in the world. There's this one place I like to have lunch at that's run by my old elementary school principal. I routinely have hour long converstions with people I've never met before and even had a few of them offer to pay for my lunch. I politely refused every time of course.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544a0e256368720dd6910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so...\r\n\r\ndave is all about being cool and liking things \"ironically\" a la /mu/\r\n\r\nand rose steams passive aggresiveness","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a0ed46368720e65250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"in other news.\r\n\r\n!http://lastfmlogos.info/image.php?user=twistedmetalero&nb=50&type=7day&color=deeppink&layout=TwoCols&blackbg=on!\r\n\r\nthe living tombstone logo\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a0f556368726ce6e70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0dc16368726697080000#post_544a0dc16368726697080000\r\nMy family is a long line of bastards","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"544a1058636872160d140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0f556368726ce6e70100#post_544a0f556368726ce6e70100\r\nOne could even say it's been passed down the Whatevs line for generations.\r\n[spoiler]!stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/1938784/alex-armstrong-fma-o.gif!\r\nKikikikikikikikiki[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544a11ef6368726494ad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a1058636872160d140000#post_544a1058636872160d140000\r\nWell there was vladof the butcher who stole a saxon girl back to Denmark.\r\nHis sons became wealthy and went back the British Isle in order to flaunt their wealth to orphans.\r\nOne brother killed the other and married some Irish girl.\r\nSo maybe ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"544a156763687254f1fc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0dc16368726697080000#post_544a0dc16368726697080000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\r\n I routinely have hour long converstions with people I've never met before and even had a few of them offer to pay for my lunch. I politely refused every time of course.[/bq]\r\n\r\nThe polar opposite of finland then. We routinely have hour long silences with people we know.\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"544a15ad63687277f9a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a0dc16368726697080000#post_544a0dc16368726697080000\r\n\r\n\r\nb-b-bu-but.\r\n\r\neveryone loves free food.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a164c6368721f69dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm at the call-ups right now. Gods, this is gonna take a long time.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"544a16d56368727a39dd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a156763687254f1fc0400#post_544a156763687254f1fc0400\r\nNo wonder the Japanese are so fascinated by you","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"544a184e6368720f555b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a164c6368721f69dc0100#post_544a164c6368721f69dc0100\r\nThey're evaluating us alphabetically\r\n\r\nGuess which letter my name starts with? Hint: it's the second to last letter in the finnish alphabet.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"544a18746368720faf140400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a184e6368720f555b0400#post_544a184e6368720f555b0400\r\n\r\nd?\r\n\r\nis your name dipshit?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a18d76368720eaff30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a18746368720faf140400#post_544a18746368720faf140400\r\nIt's Ä. \r\n^And i'm not telling you my name.^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"544a1b46636872591e0b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544a18d76368720eaff30300#post_544a18d76368720eaff30300\r\n\r\nassface?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a21576368721805e20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so...\r\n\r\nthere is a gay bar in london called \"Hard Cock Life\" as a nod to jay-z's famous single \"Hard Knock Life(Ghetto Anthem) and album \"Vol.2...Hard Knock Life\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544a2a886368721f92aa0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":". . . . . . . . . Ughhhhh. . . christ. . .\r\nIf you all are wondering why Ebola is spreading so much here's something that bluntly illustrates the reason why; someone in new york caught ebola, but two police officers who were on duty disposed of their protective gear into a garbage can.  The two police officers never entered the apartment and it posed no threat, but christ some people are dense.  If you're wondering why Ebola is spreading so far imagine this, now imagine it on a large scale.  The number of times people have broken quarantine procedures is shockingly high.  Shit like this is why aids is all over the place; wear your protection properly and don't dispose of it in public places where other people can potentially come in contact with it.  If you get Ebola for the love of whatever god you believe in/don't believe in/flying spaghetti monster or whatever don't touch other people, don't have them over tackle football, don't have intercourse with them, don't touch no one, don't kiss no one, get your ass into the hospital asap cause the sooner you get to the hospital the more likely you are to survive; wait too long and you're dead.\r\n\r\nAlthough the probability of anyone outside of the infected countries is incredibly small, but still some people are fucking dense.  Christ, I think people would understand the virus better if they used a analogy equating it to cooties, but instead if you touch the person you fucking die.  I'm feeling like people need a fucking crayola chart drawn out for them with pictures and such for some people to understand this cause some people are dumb, some people are really dumb, but then again with how dumb people are acting it would have to be drawings without any words and telling the people about Ebola through puppets and song to get through to these people.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"544a37dd6368722120670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yay, it's over! I was designated class e, unfit for military service for health reasons. This will be reevaluated in 2 years.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}