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{"topics":[{"id":"538376fd63687204bd030500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So get this. Apparently because so many people in Britain are using cocaine it has contaminated the water supply.\r\n\"Source\":http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/cocaine-contaminating-british-water-report-article-1.1788078","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383777263687204d4d60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538376fd63687204bd030500#post_538376fd63687204bd030500\r\nBritain what are you doing....shtap! ","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"53837c7363687256085c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538376fd63687204bd030500#post_538376fd63687204bd030500\r\nBritish athlete: \"Forget energy drinks, here have some water.\"","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538386ff636872572e530500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538368b56368720392ac0000#post_538368b56368720392ac0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@tetrisman64\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538351ef6368727d66210100#post_538351ef6368727d66210100\r\nI fuckin' hated that guy.[/bq]\r\nI loved him!","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"53838769636872568ba10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@tetrisman64\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538386ff636872572e530500#post_538386ff636872572e530500\r\nFred Fredburger was the worst.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383d2f06368726c3fb80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anybody here play Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 on PSN (PS3 Online)?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5383d31e6368726cd6d80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53838769636872568ba10500#post_53838769636872568ba10500\r\nI had neutral feelings on that guy. I didn't like the movies tho","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"5383e0d46368720d21120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just watched Dredd for the first time.\r\nThat movie was fucking awesome!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e1676368720fda200300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I slipped on black ice twice today.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383e1bf6368720fe4ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e1676368720fda200300#post_5383e1676368720fda200300\r\nYou okay dude?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e20c6368720d21930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e1bf6368720fe4ce0200#post_5383e1bf6368720fe4ce0200\r\nYeah.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383e26e6368720e10330300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e20c6368720d21930300#post_5383e20c6368720d21930300\r\nGood. I'd hate to lose my favorite soul destroying ass-hat.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e3ee6368720e10a70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im gonna pirate a shitload of games i though i could buy, since im sure i cant now that i lost 2 subjects :/","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5383e4c56368720fb3170400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I bet Squiggy fantasizes about having fabulous gay sex with Godzilla every day.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383e4ec6368720e48890500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, Sir Ian McKellen is a sassy bitch.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/XIfCLKd.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e4c56368720fb3170400#post_5383e4c56368720fb3170400\r\nOh you have nooooooo idea.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383e8456368721b89120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e4c56368720fb3170400#post_5383e4c56368720fb3170400\r\n\r\nI can't imagine a r34 Godzilla pic.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5383e8d563687218a7390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e8456368721b89120000#post_5383e8456368721b89120000\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e4c56368720fb3170400#post_5383e4c56368720fb3170400\r\nWhy would you do that?!?!?","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5383ea5e63687219dfae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e8456368721b89120000#post_5383e8456368721b89120000\r\nI've seen them.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5383ea7b6368721bdfe70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Prince Artemis\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383e8d563687218a7390000#post_5383e8d563687218a7390000\r\n\r\nMe? Nothing. Randomsaur? Yes. Why? I don't know\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383ea5e63687219dfae0000#post_5383ea5e63687219dfae0000\r\n\r\nOf course, is rule 34. If it exist, there is porn of it.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5383ef2a6368721bdf950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Mary Sue and anthro Celestia killed Trashboat, ate Barack Obama, turned Squiggybomb into a mouse and then proceeded to grow Randomosaur's boner to 2 meters in length. They then put a tight cockring around the base and proceeded to put their boobs around the shaft, licking the tip and teasing it with magic. This went on for a whole day. Randomosaur was not allowed to cum the entire time. After so many hours of agonizing blue balls, they finally let him cum, and the flood of semen killed all the aliens. They also got a xenomorph exoskeleton. Now they needed to build the Cumminator.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383ef78636872193ba10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383ef2a6368721bdf950200#post_5383ef2a6368721bdf950200\r\nWhy am I in your weird fanfiction?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383efcd6368721bdfd10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383ef78636872193ba10200#post_5383ef78636872193ba10200\r\nWhy not? Did you forget you were in the last part?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383eff963687219dfbb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383efcd6368721bdfd10200#post_5383efcd6368721bdfd10200\r\nI must've missed it...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383f0506368721985220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383ef2a6368721bdf950200#post_5383ef2a6368721bdf950200\r\nOh","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"5383f1936368721d5ad30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]The Cumminator was finally build. Essentially a giant penis with an exoskeleton, Randomosaur, Princess Cadance, Mary Sue and Hitomi Tanaka had celebration sex before firing it.\r\n\r\nAnd so it fired. And then suddenly every living thing in the universe started to masturbate. The cum and vaginal secretions filled every planet, and a new planet was created by Randomosaur, Trixie and Mary Sue in 6 days.\r\n\r\nOn the first day, a planet with giant dicks, vaginas, clits and tits growing out of it was created.\r\n\r\nOn the second day, the planet was filled with oceans of vaginal juices, and a firmament of hardened semen surrounded its atmosphere.\r\n\r\nOn the third day, uterus plants and glans fruit trees were created.\r\n\r\nOn the fourth day, a giant picture of Jenna Haze having lesbian sex with Princess Celestia was created as the planet's sun.\r\n\r\nOn the fifth day, the flying penises and penisfish were created.\r\n\r\nAnd finally, on the sixth day, giant futa dinosaurs and perfect pornstars were created to populate the land. And it was good.\r\n\r\nThe End...?[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}