time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/365.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538548b46368720e7c820600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Riding crop in bed. Yay or Nay?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538548ea6368721156b40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538546666368720ffd000600#post_538546666368720ffd000600\r\n\r\nyeah it was boss nigger.\r\n\r\nthey made a remix of ghost calling herman cain nigger at the theme of the song.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53854c626368727d8ac80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Twistedmetalero, are you black?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53854cb66368727b42fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53854c626368727d8ac80000#post_53854c626368727d8ac80000\r\n\r\nno.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538550716368727f0fe70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b7/33/19/b73319896a0f2225a14fba466d401f80.jpg!\r\nBattle hopper!\r\n\r\n!http://myanimeshelf.com/upload/dynamic/2011-01/06/BlackAndBlack21.jpg!\r\nRider kick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538553226368727c41d20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I want to be reborn with Princess Cadance as my mommy.\r\n\r\nFrom the day I hit puberty, I want her to do the following:\r\n\r\nI want her to tie my hands behind my back.\r\n\r\nI want her to keep me hard at all times.\r\n\r\nI want her to be constantly massaging my dick with her magic.\r\n\r\nI want her to carry me throughout the castle.\r\n\r\nI want her to only let me orgasm once every third day, and only if I behave.\r\n\r\nI want her to show me off to the princesses once a month, and have her let them have fun with me for six hours.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538553886368727c7b440300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553226368727c41d20200#post_538553226368727c41d20200\r\nIf I said I was surprised, I'd be lying.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538553be6368727ab93b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...Seriously though, I just finished Kamen rider Black This morning, It was some good shit","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538553e56368727f0f3a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553226368727c41d20200#post_538553226368727c41d20200\r\n\r\nthat.....\r\nthats actually pretty kinky.\r\n\r\nedit: nvm i read wrong.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538553f36368727b02980300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553226368727c41d20200#post_538553226368727c41d20200\r\n_*I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS*_\r\n!https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxws0ZwMT1qg533to1_500.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538554346368727deb1f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553e56368727f0f3a0300#post_538553e56368727f0f3a0300\r\nIt is rather tamer then his *Eh HMM* last, Sexual, Outburst, _thingamajigs?_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538554416368727b02b30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553e56368727f0f3a0300#post_538553e56368727f0f3a0300\r\nIt says \"from the day I hit puberty\".","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5385545e6368727b6b960300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538554346368727deb1f0300#post_538554346368727deb1f0300\r\n\r\nyeah, i was expecting something involving necromorphs and barack obama.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538554856368727ab9790300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538554416368727b02b30300#post_538554416368727b02b30300\r\n\r\ni edited it out already jeez.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5385553f6368727b021a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538553226368727c41d20200#post_538553226368727c41d20200\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/52560c7a972cbde15e553688a002f74a/tumblr_mqk0fy5Db61rj5jxwo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec457c2807a54610df2fa9378875114f/tumblr_mqk0fy5Db61rj5jxwo2_500.gif!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/449f76c3b9af691999c2d92be24a41ea/tumblr_mqk0fy5Db61rj5jxwo3_500.gif!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/fec4bd59242c80c4df8b5e1c158f8e7d/tumblr_mqk0fy5Db61rj5jxwo4_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538555556368727deb870300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385545e6368727b6b960300#post_5385545e6368727b6b960300\r\nProbably would have sound something like.\r\n\r\nRandomasaur: [spoiler]\"I want Necromorphed  Obama to ravage my anus with his alienifies Penis and pregnate me with a litter of manybama's to flourish and take over the lands\"[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538555756368727b6b170400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385553f6368727b021a0400#post_5385553f6368727b021a0400\r\nDid she just cut the sun in half? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538555a56368727bc3020400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538555556368727deb870300#post_538555556368727deb870300\r\n\r\n\r\n7/10 needs to detail the sex more.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538555be6368727a93d10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538555556368727deb870300#post_538555556368727deb870300\r\nI'm not a homo. I would be more into something like this:\r\n\r\nMe: [spoiler]\"I want futa Cadance to ravage my anus with her horsecock and impregnate me with dinosaur eggs to give birth out of my butthole.\"[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5385560c6368727eca650400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538555a56368727bc3020400#post_538555a56368727bc3020400\r\nEmmm, true true.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538555be6368727a93d10300#post_538555be6368727a93d10300\r\nI'll have to write this down for future Parody diagnoses. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5385563f6368727bf58a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538555be6368727a93d10300#post_538555be6368727a93d10300\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/692/904/82d.jpg!\r\n\r\nmy stance in a guy having buttsecks with you and a futa doing the same.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538556796368727c41410400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385560c6368727eca650400#post_5385560c6368727eca650400\r\nIf you want to draw any of that (and I would like it if someone could draw the Cadance femdom momdom incest scenario, as well as futa Cadance impregnating me with dinosaur eggs), this is my OC.\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/3/8/265537__safe_solo_oc_pony+creator_night+fossil.JPG!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538556fa6368727b6bc10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538556796368727c41410400#post_538556796368727c41410400\r\n\r\n\r\n>having an oc\r\n>2014+1\r\n>!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/655/203/288.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538557136368727bf5ca0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538556796368727c41410400#post_538556796368727c41410400\r\nOkay, that's enough shit from you\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9fA5DVDY3e8/TdhzOYTNhdI/AAAAAAAAAHI/lHlVKSbIIDM/s1600/20091220.jpg!\r\nDouble Rider kick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538557986368727a93920400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538557136368727bf5ca0400#post_538557136368727bf5ca0400\r\n[spoiler]I want Trashboat to be gang-banged by ten clones of futa Cadance, with two going into his eyes, two in his ears, one in his mouth, two in his nose, one in his uretha, one in his navel and one in his anus.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nEvery hole's a goal!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}