time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4282.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54eec88c6368723efa545400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/11/826129/medium.jpeg!\r\nNight guys.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54eec90a636872279b941700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec88963687269b6730500#post_54eec88963687269b6730500\r\nYes yes, we've heard the joke a thousand times already.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eec91a636872467d900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec8146368726770c63f00#post_54eec8146368726770c63f00\r\n> a hollow voice says \"fool.\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec8386368720aa5920b00#post_54eec8386368720aa5920b00\r\n>You have a noose, a shotgun and several types off poisonous spiders in your dresser for just an occasion \r\n\r\n>but your lack of hands makes this an issue\r\n\r\n>wuh?\r\n\r\n>_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eec95b636872063e4c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">unleash the spiders","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eec9966368723efad95400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec91a636872467d900100#post_54eec91a636872467d900100\r\n>make a hole in the wall\r\n>do a backflip for the celebration","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54eec9a6636872063ea90a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someone needs to make a 3D Touhou character action game with Remilia as the main character.\r\nAnd the title would be Scarlet Devil May Cry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eeca3163687264e7ed2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec9a6636872063ea90a00#post_54eec9a6636872063ea90a00\r\nFeaturing Dante from Devil may cry.\r\n\"Stop featuring me!\" -Dante","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54eeca35636872591fa21400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec95b636872063e4c0a00#post_54eec95b636872063e4c0a00\r\n>after pawing (hoofing?) at the drawer for a while you finally manage to finagle it open\r\n\r\n>you pick up the spider box with your moosey mouth and put it on the ground\r\n\r\n>you step on the box crushing it just enough to open the lid\r\n\r\n> all the spiders crawl under your dresser\r\n\r\n> I think they like your dresser\r\n\r\n> ??????\r\n\r\n>_\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eecaaa63687216beb81400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eeca3163687264e7ed2700#post_54eeca3163687264e7ed2700\r\nSquiggy find thing! Appropriate thing too!\r\n[spoiler]!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/97/42/97425c66b187ea9f902b4f6d7e94764f.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eecabc636872115ac60a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec90a636872279b941700#post_54eec90a636872279b941700\r\nThe irony is that I haven't seen Guardians of the Galaxy to this day, and I regret everything.\r\n\r\nAlso, I haven't seen the HTTYD films. I kinda saw the first one on TV the other day, but I couldn't get much of a good first impression on it at the time. The sequel, I have see nothing from it beyond promos.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54eecabc6368721f5e181200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec9966368723efad95400#post_54eec9966368723efad95400\r\n>you ram the wall with your massive moose head\r\n\r\n>it makes a hole big enough to peek through\r\n\r\n> unfortunately it was just the wall between your bedroom and living room\r\n\r\n> also you just kinda flop over while trying to backflip\r\n\r\n> O_O?\r\n\r\n>_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eecac3636872115ad00a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eeca35636872591fa21400#post_54eeca35636872591fa21400\r\n>accept new existence as moose","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eecae06368723efa7f5500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eeca3163687264e7ed2700#post_54eeca3163687264e7ed2700\r\nBetter him than Donte.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54eecafc63687206410e1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec91a636872467d900100#post_54eec91a636872467d900100\r\n>Touches the butt even more!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eec9a6636872063ea90a00#post_54eec9a6636872063ea90a00\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eeca3163687264e7ed2700#post_54eeca3163687264e7ed2700\r\nScarlet Devil May Cry \r\n\r\nFeaturing Dante from the Devil may Cry universe \r\n\r\nAND KNUCKLES!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eecb00636872726e5c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eeca35636872591fa21400#post_54eeca35636872591fa21400\r\n>make your own army of spiders.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54eecbf363687277698c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just realized something.\r\nThat Magical Boy anime has become somewhat irrelevant to me.\r\n\r\nMaybe it's because I've slacked off watching it, or I'm thinking about dropping it, because I don't think I'm missing much.\r\n\r\nShould I drop it, or catch up?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54eecc2d63687208d61d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecbf363687277698c0100#post_54eecbf363687277698c0100\r\nI need to catch up. I got a mountain of other stuff to go through first.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54eece1f6368726136300900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecac3636872115ad00a00#post_54eecac3636872115ad00a00\r\n>you attempt to graze but carpet isn't very nutritious\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecafc63687206410e1900#post_54eecafc63687206410e1900\r\n> your continued attempts to touch the butt seem to anger the mysterious hollow voice \r\n\r\n> finally it says \"HOLY SHIT STOP\"\r\n\r\n> after the outburst there is a sudden burst of smoke coming seemingly from nowhere\r\n\r\n> you suddenly find yourself in an Alaskan field\r\n\r\n> with real not carpet grass\r\n\r\n> and a bunch of lady mooses\r\n\r\n>also a bottomless pit in case you still want to do that dying thing\r\n\r\n* congratulations you have achieved ending number 3: you are a moose *\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecb00636872726e5c0700#post_54eecb00636872726e5c0700\r\n> you stick your face under the dresser and attempt to negotiate with the spiders \r\n\r\n> one of them climbs up your nose\r\n\r\n> and then another and another\r\n\r\n> you can no longer breathe\r\n\r\n> you pass out\r\n\r\n* congratulations!(?) you have achieved ending number 79:you have died by spideruffocation *","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eece9363687216bea81500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecbf363687277698c0100#post_54eecbf363687277698c0100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecc2d63687208d61d0c00#post_54eecc2d63687208d61d0c00\r\nI actually saw the first episode today\r\n\r\nI love how they're not quite into it","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eeceeb636872580db21800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Meh going to bed now\r\nGot things to do tomorrow","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54eecf1d636872489db10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eece1f6368726136300900#post_54eece1f6368726136300900\r\nI WIN! I DID IT!\r\n\r\nThat Hollow lady/Dude didn't kill me! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eecf416368727769520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eeceeb636872580db21800#post_54eeceeb636872580db21800\r\nGood night my rainbow buddy!\r\n\r\nAlso,\r\n\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qt5p3KppXe8/UKGWfL4UlMI/AAAAAAAABOc/IXhdejGjjiI/s640/kuratas4.jpg!\r\nI really want one of these. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eecf81636872183a460a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecf1d636872489db10400#post_54eecf1d636872489db10400\r\nThere is no win or lose in the game of -life- moose","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eed02b6368726b30220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Travis Touchdown Tells you to buy a burger\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs&feature=youtu.be","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eed03f636872726ec70900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecf81636872183a460a00#post_54eecf81636872183a460a00\r\nI love this game! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}