time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/446.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538fddd96368726d69420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdd936368726c6b800100#post_538fdd936368726c6b800100\r\n*A massive wall of spiders crashes into Gasmaskangel, covering him in 100 feet of spiders*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fde266368726b45f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fddd96368726d69420100#post_538fddd96368726d69420100\r\n\r\n\r\n*heavy launches a rocket at gasmask position, killing all spiders but lowering his health to 7 bars*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fde5a6368726bb9a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde266368726b45f20100#post_538fde266368726b45f20100\r\n*Another wall of spiders, twice as large, crashes into both of you*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fde986368726c6beb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fddd96368726d69420100#post_538fddd96368726d69420100\r\n*merges with spiders, becomes Hellish Spiderlord.*\r\nYA DONE FUCKED UP NOW! I'm go go eat LA, maybe enslave San Diego while I'm in the neighborhood. See ya, suckers.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fdeb86368726ca8330200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde5a6368726bb9a40100#post_538fde5a6368726bb9a40100\r\nTrash! Lets do the Rider kick on this fool! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fdecc6368726b7b6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde5a6368726bb9a40100#post_538fde5a6368726bb9a40100\r\n\r\n\r\n*second heavy launches another rocket, causing the heavy to enter critical mode*\r\n\r\n*3 turns before he dies*\r\n\r\n*all squads move blue boclks maximum and put into overwatch (any enemy entering their line of sight gets shoot) except support, who moves all the way to the heavy*\r\n\r\n*turn ends*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fdece6368726d3f290200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde986368726c6beb0100#post_538fde986368726c6beb0100\r\n*You cannot merge with spiders, so it kills you instead*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdf036368726b2f340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdece6368726d3f290200#post_538fdece6368726d3f290200\r\nTell that to all the worthless humans writhing my Hell Web. Mmmm... tastes like screaming.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fdf0f6368726e33c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdeb86368726ca8330200#post_538fdeb86368726ca8330200\r\nI've got a Better Idea!\r\n\r\n*Turns back into Human form when reality realizes that I shouldn't be Black RX*\r\n\r\nHenshin!\r\n\r\nKamen Rider Alpha!\r\n\r\nEveryone! Get out of the way!\r\n\r\n*All of the Kamen riders as of now appear out of nowhere*\r\n\r\nKamen rider #1: Let's do this! Rider...\r\n\r\n*They all leap into the air*\r\n\r\n*I Do the same*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fdf556368726e33f30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdf036368726b2f340200#post_538fdf036368726b2f340200\r\nYou're hallucinating as your death throes.\r\n*More spiders appear and begin to overwhelm the entire planet*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdf606368726a5a200200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdf036368726b2f340200#post_538fdf036368726b2f340200\r\n\r\n\r\n*INTERCEPTION MODE*\r\n\r\n*6 firestorm alien ships are sended to gasmask location ready to engage*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe02b6368726b2fbb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdf556368726e33f30100#post_538fdf556368726e33f30100\r\n*expires, Spiders infest carcass, become possessed by monsterous intelligence from beyond.*\r\n\r\n!http://fc07.deviantart.net/files/i/2007/120/8/8/Undead_Spider_by_ref313.jpg!\r\n\r\nWell this got awkward.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fe0646368726c6b4b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdf0f6368726e33c90100#post_538fdf0f6368726e33c90100\r\nAlright let me assist you!\r\n\r\nBut in a gundam!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/2c08decbadcfe74e2014cb792b4acee9/tumblr_mtwurgjtIM1r7k95zo1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe07c6368726d69fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe02b6368726b2fbb0200#post_538fe02b6368726b2fbb0200\r\n\r\n\r\n*all 6 firestorms proceed to engage into the mutated alien spiders as the xcom elite squad fights the rest of the spiders in the ground*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe0976368726bfdab0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The Combined force of over 20 different riders readying their Rider kicks at once makes the very earth they're standing on start to tremble*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fe0bd6368726c45690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The planet starts to overheat and melt, burning every living thing alive*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe0dc6368726b2f230300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Divides by zero*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538fe0f46368726d3fbc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe0976368726bfdab0200#post_538fe0976368726bfdab0200\r\n\r\n\r\n*20 more firestorms join the battle as they proceed to exterminate the alien spider scum*\r\n\r\n*xcom ground forces and SHIV finish with the rest of the spiders*\r\n\r\n*turn ends*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe1156368726a4f7c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe0bd6368726c45690200#post_538fe0bd6368726c45690200\r\n*Maud Pie then kicks the planet somehow keeping it stable!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe11b6368726bf1e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The planet explodes*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe1446368726d28350300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe11b6368726bf1e00200#post_538fe11b6368726bf1e00200\r\n\r\n\r\n*all xcom forces leave in the alien ships they reverse engineered*\r\n\r\n*turn ends*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe1876368726d694c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Everybody wakes up, and it turns out that the whole death and spider fiasco was just a dream induced by Random's magical mind experiments*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe1a06368726b7b480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Edit:\r\n\r\n*The other riders are just standing behind me looking confused*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fe1b06368726cc8090300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe11b6368726bf1e00200#post_538fe11b6368726bf1e00200\r\n*Kicks the author of this stupid fanfic and rewrites it from the ground up*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe1be6368726c45b70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*While our heroes are fighting the monstrous nightmare of reality known as the Angel Spider with a Gas Mask, their battle is being broadcast throughout the world.*\r\n\r\n*Meanwhile, a young and yet dashing man stood from the Moon, watching the event unfold itself while avoiding to be involved in mortal affairs.*\r\n\r\n*That man would be me, the narrator with an equally dashing voice.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}