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{"topics":[{"id":"550b974e6368720929070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b967c6368721618700900#post_550b967c6368721618700900\r\nThat type of snakes get wrap very hard?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550b97c66368723c15700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b95dc636872682b521400#post_550b95dc636872682b521400\r\n¿Qué puede ser mansimportantes que cantantes de ritmos costeños olvidados?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b97cf6368720994a70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SAY MY JEANS BOUT THE STACK\r\nAND MY SHOES COST BOUT THE HALF OF THAT\r\nLETS NOT TALK ABOUT THE SHIRT\r\nWE CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT\r\nGHETTO NIGGA HIGH END\r\nMY THEORY IS LOW\r\nMY TRIBE ON A QUEST","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550b97e16368721e67022c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b97c66368723c15700200#post_550b97c66368723c15700200\r\n\r\nShadow nunca ha comido un alambre","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b98c8636872641b340300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b97e16368721e67022c00#post_550b97e16368721e67022c00\r\nInaudito, incomcebible, indignante, aberrante, abominable, ignominioso, absurdo, terrible. ¿Cómo puede permitir esto el mundo? ¡Shadow, te ordeno que vayas a la taquería mas cercana y digas que Francisco Zarco ordena que te sirvan un alambre al pastor con todo!","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b98ce6368727c851e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b974e6368720929070000#post_550b974e6368720929070000\r\nIt is a constrictor, but to small to hurt me. I do feel the muscles though ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550b98f36368722219bf1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b974e6368720929070000#post_550b974e6368720929070000\r\n ¡Shadow, te ordeno que vayas a la taquería mas cercana y digas que Francisco Zarco ordena que te sirvan un alambre al pastor con todo!","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b99426368724e1cfd0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b98c8636872641b340300#post_550b98c8636872641b340300\r\n\r\nExacto Shadow, tienes que... ¿Te apellidas Zarco... Chale, nunca te pidieron tu opinión verdad?\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b99c56368723846421d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b98c8636872641b340300#post_550b98c8636872641b340300\r\n\r\n^Zarco^\r\nQue gracioso apellido tienes XD\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99426368724e1cfd0f00#post_550b99426368724e1cfd0f00\r\n\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b98c8636872641b340300#post_550b98c8636872641b340300\r\nESTA BIEN!\r\nComprare un alambre!\r\n\r\nDe hecho, lo pedire por a domicilio.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550b99f263687218c4521000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b98ce6368727c851e0300#post_550b98ce6368727c851e0300\r\nDid you never thought of buying a Boa?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550b9a9a63687258da7e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99f263687218c4521000#post_550b99f263687218c4521000\r\nYeah\r\nI want a green tree boa ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550b9ac86368723a096c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99426368724e1cfd0f00#post_550b99426368724e1cfd0f00\r\nPues veras, mi apellido es Zarco, que significa un tono de azúl claro y Francisco fue porque dió la casualidad de que con ese apellido podía llamarme como un prohombre mexicano del siglo XIX, el periodista liberal Francisco Zarco. Vamos no esta tan mal, mejor aue llamarse Buenrostro (true story) o malacara, o maldonado.\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99c56368723846421d00#post_550b99c56368723846421d00\r\nCreemo que lo prefiero a apellidarme Lechuga o Limón, siempre me oriné de la risa al oírlos. Pero si, es chévere ¿no crees?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b9ace6368723846a81d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gently apply violence to face until victim stops moving.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"550b9af763687256373a1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9ace6368723846a81d00#post_550b9ace6368723846a81d00\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]Gently apply violence to face until victim stops moving.[/bq]\r\n\r\njust till he stops moving?\r\n\r\nweak","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550b9b4263687258ca7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99c56368723846421d00#post_550b99c56368723846421d00\r\nJamas, los hombre van a la taquería y lo comen de las sucias manos del maestro taquero despues de inundarlo en slasa genérica verde o roja. Envuelto en el cálido abrazo de las llamas que doran con sus toscos pero hábiles dedos la fisonomía del trompo. Si, el arte de la tortilla y la carne es poético.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b9b676368720856261400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9ac86368723a096c0100#post_550b9ac86368723a096c0100\r\nO llamarse Aquiles Vengo","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550b9b6f636872016d211100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99c56368723846421d00#post_550b99c56368723846421d00\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b98c8636872641b340300#post_550b98c8636872641b340300\r\n\r\n^Zarco^\r\nQue gracioso apellido tienes XD\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nPa mi que hizo algo en su anterior vida y por eso el apedillo\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99c56368723846421d00#post_550b99c56368723846421d00\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b99426368724e1cfd0f00#post_550b99426368724e1cfd0f00\r\n\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b98c8636872641b340300#post_550b98c8636872641b340300\r\nESTA BIEN!\r\nComprare un alambre!\r\n\r\nDe hecho, lo pedire por a domicilio.[/bq]\r\n\r\nYo se que ser nutriolog te echa a perder mucho, pero te lo debes como mexicano que eres, el comer un alambre.\r\n\r\nIba a sugerir un pozole tradicional (Con carne de joven sacrificado) pero me dicen que es \"inmoral\".","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b9b916368724cd6d20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9b4263687258ca7a0100#post_550b9b4263687258ca7a0100\r\nPero no hay coche :/","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550b9b9d636872316e5b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9ace6368723846a81d00#post_550b9ace6368723846a81d00\r\nNow, you seem like a cult man, all Finland dwellers are. Dont you think Flavius Josefus was a coward?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b9bec6368720ce9f70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9b916368724cd6d20700#post_550b9b916368724cd6d20700\r\nPues sobre tus dos piernas aue para algo las tienes. Aún si debes cruzar bares fresas o retaurantes de alitas, debes see duerte y honrar tus raíces con etsa travesía.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b9c46636872050f351c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9b6f636872016d211100#post_550b9b6f636872016d211100\r\nPero ya comi pozole ante ayer...\r\n\r\n\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9bec6368720ce9f70500#post_550b9bec6368720ce9f70500\r\nNo puedo\r\nsufro de huevitis aguda.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550b9c526368723a09070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9bec6368720ce9f70500#post_550b9bec6368720ce9f70500\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n¿Qué te traes con las alitas?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b9c6e63687216181a0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9c46636872050f351c00#post_550b9c46636872050f351c00\r\n\r\nHay plaga we, yo tambien la tengo","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b9d02636872301df40a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9c526368723a09070200#post_550b9c526368723a09070200\r\nCorrupta influencia extranjera enviada para debilitar nuestras raíces y someterno con más facilidad, pero no lo permitiremos!\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9c46636872050f351c00#post_550b9c46636872050f351c00\r\nPues agarrate esos huevos y avanza, al terminar, habiendo vencido tan grandes obstáculos, tendrás uno mas.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"550b9d3d6368723a09590200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b9d02636872301df40a00#post_550b9d02636872301df40a00\r\n\r\nMi hueva esta en fase terminal y es inoperable. Pero el Dr Nick Riviera dice que estaré bien siempre que tenga un estilo de vida sedentario","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]} |