time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/620.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a91e9063687229ab680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/62bf7216ea68b8d5b8c8695f2cc44419/tumblr_n7jgvh7eXp1rcqq8co1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\nthings random and i can enjoy,","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a91ed663687219555e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I want an espeon to give me head[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nNo, I'm not going to do this for long, I don't want to follow the example of He who shall not be named (Make whatever Voldemort jokes you guys want)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a91f9b6368722ba2900400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a91ed663687219555e0200#post_53a91ed663687219555e0200\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"][spoiler]I want an espeon to give me head[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nNo, I'm not going to do this for long, I don't want to follow the example of He who shall not be named (Make whatever Voldemort jokes you guys want)[/bq]\r\nYou should just relax about randomosaur already.  Keep calm and *AVADA KEDAVRA*!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a91fa863687205626a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When you see big booty\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/615ffa23c0ebee55b0d5ab8da987a6b8/tumblr_inline_n7ls2vSrZv1qf8tpc.jpg!\r\nWhen you and your friends see a big booty\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/95c1a79ca47d94c7a98cb61c49d51557/tumblr_inline_n7ls79jmlb1qf8tpc.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a91fe66368726cfbb10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a91f9b6368722ba2900400#post_53a91f9b6368722ba2900400\r\nLike I said, I'm tired of Just sitting there and Going along with his shit, So I'm going to pretend that He who must not be named doesn't exist","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a9216763687215713f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a91fa863687205626a0100#post_53a91fa863687205626a0100\r\nAlso, That reminds me, My Torrent For Kamen rider Kuuga is about 70% Done now\r\n\r\nGuess I'll see soon why people rave about Heisei rider","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a921db6368726a25680200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a91fe66368726cfbb10100#post_53a91fe66368726cfbb10100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a91f9b6368722ba2900400#post_53a91f9b6368722ba2900400\r\nSo I'm going to pretend that He who must not be named doesn't exist[/bq]\r\nAnyone ever realize that Voldemort is bald so no one can use his hair for a polyjuice potion?\r\n(puts another nickle in \"harry potter jokes\" jar)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a922096368726cfb510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Teleports everyone into the Matrix*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a9227f6368727d58750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a922096368726cfb510200#post_53a922096368726cfb510200\r\n*\"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!\"*\r\nHehehaha *AHAHAHAHAHA!* (uncontrolled laugher)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a923086368722bf0130500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a9227f6368727d58750000#post_53a9227f6368727d58750000\r\n*Shoots you with a rocket launcher*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a9237d6368722995640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a923086368722bf0130500#post_53a923086368722bf0130500\r\n*Reprograms the matrix into countless fantasy worlds based on mass media and puts everyone in their favorite franchise.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a923c06368721e3e430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a9237d6368722995640100#post_53a9237d6368722995640100\r\n*Is killed by Raptor-Agents*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a923fd6368721b434e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a9237d6368722995640100#post_53a9237d6368722995640100\r\n...Now's the Time!\r\n\r\nHeeeeenshin!!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a9261263687230d5770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Oh! My! Various! Gods!*\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/781/104/22a.png!\r\n\r\nInternet's reaction:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/677/701/cd0.gif!\r\n\r\nMy reaction:\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/3e6A2LG.gif!\r\n\r\n(Begins singing \"Ode to Joy\")","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a927096368721e3e4f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a9261263687230d5770000#post_53a9261263687230d5770000\r\nLike I've told a friend of mine, This can only result in the worst of both worlds","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a9282763687230097d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a927096368721e3e4f0100#post_53a927096368721e3e4f0100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a9261263687230d5770000#post_53a9261263687230d5770000\r\nLike I've told a friend of mine, This can only result in the worst of both worlds[/bq]\r\nI so can't wait to see this train wreck!\r\n\r\nIt's going to be like watching a train wreck of such intensity that it the train cars will exceed escape velocity for the earth then split the moon in two and rain down entire moon upon the earth destroying all that you loved levels of trainwreckery.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a9295b6368726ebb0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a9282763687230097d0200#post_53a9282763687230097d0200\r\n\"Very relevant\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt77nS05-Q4#t=175","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a92b066368722a1d490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a9295b6368726ebb0a0100#post_53a9295b6368726ebb0a0100\r\nAlso relevant:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/607/767/25b.jpg!\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a92b5f6368726ec6d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a92b066368722a1d490000#post_53a92b066368722a1d490000\r\nSeriously though\r\n\r\nThe only thing I can think of that might be worse than that is if Christopher Nolan made a Kamen rider film","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a92c1a6368724779120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a92b5f6368726ec6d60100#post_53a92b5f6368726ec6d60100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a92b066368722a1d490000#post_53a92b066368722a1d490000\r\nSeriously though\r\n\r\nThe only thing I can think of that might be worse than that is if Christopher Nolan made a Kamen rider film[/bq]\r\nYou know what's worse when you think about it?  The realization that this means that anime is now mainstream in western media and therefore we're going to see live action remakes of anime franchises.\r\n(puts in ear plugs for the inevitable screams)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a92cbb6368724fc8180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a92c1a6368724779120000#post_53a92c1a6368724779120000\r\nYeah\r\n\r\nTechnically, We already have it (It's called Kamen rider: The first/The next) It's just not actually directed by nolan","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a92d096368727d58c60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a92cbb6368724fc8180000#post_53a92cbb6368724fc8180000\r\nI wonder how the rest of the regulars are going to react to this?  I have a spare set of earplugs to drown out screaming if you need a pair.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a92d5e636872497b6d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a92d096368727d58c60300#post_53a92d096368727d58c60300\r\n\"I'll be blasting Wake up the hero on my sound blocking headphones\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0-dcG2tO0","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a930cf6368724d2d790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a92d5e636872497b6d0000#post_53a92d5e636872497b6d0000\r\nI so can't wait until we see Michael Bay make a naruto movie or something.  I would say dragonballz, but that was already made into a western movie and it was fucking horrible.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a931366368724d2d9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a930cf6368724d2d790100#post_53a930cf6368724d2d790100\r\nI don't think he would do that (Nothing mechanical)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}