time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/637.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53abc0096368726764750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abbfab6368726619480000#post_53abbfab6368726619480000\r\nActually I kinda do.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53abc01c63687266196d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc0096368726764750000#post_53abc0096368726764750000\r\nDo you know what a C-string is?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abc05f6368726652710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc01c63687266196d0000#post_53abc01c63687266196d0000\r\nI do now that I googled it. Hot.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53abc093636872662eb40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc01c63687266196d0000#post_53abc01c63687266196d0000\r\n\r\n\r\nand just when i though they reached the limit with g strings.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abc0946368726598560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc01c63687266196d0000#post_53abc01c63687266196d0000\r\n.....That looks uncomfortable.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53abc1536368726675ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Kidnaps Sweetie Belle*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abc24f636872676e340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/c8fcd2d90627a0e3f23ddc818b5162b3/tumblr_n6pjrz95RG1tvwj8jo1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abc25f63687264d9110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc1536368726675ca0000#post_53abc1536368726675ca0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]*Kidnaps Sweetie Belle*[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/640/513/f91.jpg!\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1660516/nuclear-explosion-o.gif!\r\n!http://www.gifpins.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Nuclear-blast-wave-destroying-house.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abc2aa636872670b860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc25f63687264d9110100#post_53abc25f63687264d9110100\r\nDAMMIT OKUU!\r\nI JUST CLEANED UP!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53abc2d5636872645d2b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc25f63687264d9110100#post_53abc25f63687264d9110100\r\n*As the house is destroyed, I am revealed, sitting on my still-intact computer chair while eating a bag of white marshmallows*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abc393636872662eb70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc2d5636872645d2b0100#post_53abc2d5636872645d2b0100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc25f63687264d9110100#post_53abc25f63687264d9110100\r\n*As the house is destroyed, I am revealed, sitting on my still-intact computer chair while eating a bag of white marshmallows*[/bq]\r\n*Geiger counter reads 1000000 rads*(two thousands times the lethal rate.)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abc395636872676ed00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/782/662/b8e.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abc4056368726567080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc393636872662eb70100#post_53abc393636872662eb70100\r\nThank goodness I assumed the form of a tardigrade.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abc4c1636872645df20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc4056368726567080200#post_53abc4056368726567080200\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc393636872662eb70100#post_53abc393636872662eb70100\r\nThank goodness I assumed the form of a tardigrade.[/bq]\r\nSorry, but a tardigrade can only withstand 500000 rads.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abc539636872645d180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc4c1636872645df20100#post_53abc4c1636872645df20100\r\nOK.\r\n*Dies*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abc58863687264748a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc539636872645d180200#post_53abc539636872645d180200\r\nNOOOOOOOOOOOO!\r\nHE WAS SO YOUNG!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53abc6066368726758d40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc539636872645d180200#post_53abc539636872645d180200\r\n\r\n!http://songsfromlastnight.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/picture-2.png?w=584!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abc66363687264d9f20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc58863687264748a0200#post_53abc58863687264748a0200\r\n\"Wait, I know how to do this! Dearly Beloved we are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness, speak now, or forever rest in peace! With liberty… and justice… for all. The end!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abc6cd636872670b650300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc66363687264d9f20200#post_53abc66363687264d9f20200\r\nsuch a devoted fundamentalist christian, and anti-gmo activist, dying at such a young age.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abc73d636872676e6d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well that's enough of that; time to put him in the trash compactor.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abc86c636872670b440400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc6cd636872670b650300#post_53abc6cd636872670b650300\r\n*Stays dead*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abc919636872650c6e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc86c636872670b440400#post_53abc86c636872670b440400\r\n*Puts him in the trash compactor and turns it on then while everyone's morning pushes everyone else in as well, latches it shut and walks away ignoring their cries for help acting like nothing happened at all.*\r\n*Crunch*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abc92763687266528c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"MAZINKAISER!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ToNqkRvb9g","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53abc9636368726764940400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/781/965/543.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abc973636872676e820400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*enters room*\r\n\r\nHuh, was there a wedding between uc9 and a dead Dino?\r\nDamn, I missed the entire thing.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}