time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6531.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556a993e63687204e9c70d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a98e06368726c0cb40f00#post_556a98e06368726c0cb40f00\r\nGotta be ready for the zombies ya know.\r\n\r\nReally though, do you know why there was just some dead guy in the store? Did the police come by later?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556a993f6368722808770400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really want to hug all you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556a99546368722406010a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a98e06368726c0cb40f00#post_556a98e06368726c0cb40f00\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a988c6368725c40385b00#post_556a988c6368725c40385b00\r\n\r\nNot to mention the actual fortress of chairs in front of said coffin.[/bq]\r\n\r\nThis should not sound as fun as it does.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556a995763687228089d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a98f963687228081b0400#post_556a98f963687228081b0400\r\n\r\nIt's worth mentioning that at this point me and my friend gave up on our vintage dreams and hit up CVS to browse their generic vibrators.\r\n\r\nSpoopy indeed.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"556a99806368726d733e1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a995763687228089d0400#post_556a995763687228089d0400\r\nDo convenience stores in the states just sell sex toys?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556a99826368726d73421000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a991b6368720b23490c00#post_556a991b6368720b23490c00\r\nI watched The Big O, Watched a bit of sailor moon. Then sat around being miserable. (I missed dinner also, due to my sleep timing)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556a998f63687204e9760e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a995763687228089d0400#post_556a995763687228089d0400\r\nSo you saw a dead guy and then you went to look at vibrators...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a99906368722ac2ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm so jelly now, I wanna see a dead person too.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"556a99a66368726d738b1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99806368726d733e1000#post_556a99806368726d733e1000\r\nYes and no.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a99b46368722ac2ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a993e63687204e9c70d00#post_556a993e63687204e9c70d00\r\n\r\nHe was in a coffin; wasn't as if he was just lounging about. And judging by the line of chairs in front, I'd imagine he was the shopkeeper or something. It must have been the scene of a funeral. Why he was still in the store, I have no idea. The lights were off and the door was locked, so I don't know how long he was there. Frankly, I just ran away.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99546368722406010a00#post_556a99546368722406010a00\r\n\r\nI tried to see if I could get into the store, but the door was locked. Boo.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"556a99e86368722406000b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a998f63687204e9760e00#post_556a998f63687204e9760e00\r\nWhat? You wouldn't do the same?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99906368722ac2ba0000#post_556a99906368722ac2ba0000\r\n\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/9d75d9fd7800781360cac94dda355a6d/tumblr_mpi0xwhFRx1sorip6o1_500.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556a99fa6368722ac2480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seriously in Canada, you don't get sex toys and related items, or guns in most stores\r\nI honestly don't know where I would get a gun anywhere nearby","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556a9a246368722406510b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99806368726d733e1000#post_556a99806368726d733e1000\r\n\r\nEverything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99b46368722ac2ed0000#post_556a99b46368722ac2ed0000\r\n\r\nBoo indeed","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556a9a3d6368726c0c7e1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99806368726d733e1000#post_556a99806368726d733e1000\r\n\r\nI honestly didn't know until today that they did, but apparently so. Under neutered names such as \"personal massager\", of course.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a998f63687204e9760e00#post_556a998f63687204e9760e00\r\n\r\nSounds about right. Also bought a rubber cupcake from a Christmas store, but that was beforehand.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99826368726d73421000#post_556a99826368726d73421000\r\n\r\nSorry to hear that. :(\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99906368722ac2ba0000#post_556a99906368722ac2ba0000\r\n\r\nThat can be arranged.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"556a9a446368726c0c881200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99b46368722ac2ed0000#post_556a99b46368722ac2ed0000\r\nOoooh. Yeah probably a funeral then.\r\n\r\nThe fact that they just left the dead guy there is darkly funny.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556a9a4c636872338e690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/728/702/7c9.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556a9a6b6368726d73161200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99fa6368722ac2480100#post_556a99fa6368722ac2480100\r\nA lot of the time they aren't called \"sex toys.\"\r\nInstead of saying \"vibrator\" the box will often say \"personal massager.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a9a8763687204e9281000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a9a3d6368726c0c7e1200#post_556a9a3d6368726c0c7e1200\r\nWhat is a rubber cupcake?\r\nIs that a euphemism, or an literal rubber cupcake","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556a9a956368722808700600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a9a6b6368726d73161200#post_556a9a6b6368726d73161200\r\n\"personal\" massager","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"556a9aba6368720b232e0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a9a446368726c0c881200#post_556a9a446368726c0c881200\r\n\r\nProbably died the way he lived, stiff and with no people around ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556a9ac56368726c0c931300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There will be a civil war between the Rp forums and the general discussion section.... I see it now","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"556a9ace6368722808d30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a9a8763687204e9281000#post_556a9a8763687204e9281000\r\n\r\nA literal rubber cupcake.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a9a6b6368726d73161200#post_556a9a6b6368726d73161200\r\n\r\nThe lube is kind of funnily named too; it's something like \"couple's gel\".","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"556a9b126368726d738f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Still kind of salty.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556a9b196368722406f00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a9ace6368722808d30600#post_556a9ace6368722808d30600\r\nMe and my granddad find second hand vibrators at Goodwill all the time.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a9b2a6368722808700700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Kind of wish I had more sexual experience, just so I could properly discuss it with you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}