time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7781.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55ac70c36368721022000194","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac6f93636872610a0006bd#post_55ac6f93636872610a0006bd\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac6f806368725da1000771#post_55ac6f806368725da1000771\r\nHello snakeperson[/bq]\r\nSnake?  SNAKE! SNNNAAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55ac70c9636872658e000845","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac707f636872610a000812#post_55ac707f636872610a000812\r\nCome on, Genisys wasn't that bad. Hell, it was better than T3 and Salvation.....Ok, that doesn't say much, but it was pretty good.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac710e6368725bc0000aec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac70c36368721022000194#post_55ac70c36368721022000194\r\nFor the record, no one actually says Snake 3 times when he dies. It's actually something like \"What's going on? Snake? SNAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!\".","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac714c6368725016000042","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Is this a goddamn ps1 character action game\":http://youtu.be/b52bPCZej-0","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55ac71606368725bc0000b70","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac710e6368725bc0000aec#post_55ac710e6368725bc0000aec\r\n\r\nSo a case of \"Beam me up, Scotty\"?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac71c6636872610a0009ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac71606368725bc0000b70#post_55ac71606368725bc0000b70\r\nYeah. Like how Buttercup's catchphrase is apparently \"Girl power!\". Don't ask me where people got *that* from.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac720663687250160000d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac7056636872610a0007dc#post_55ac7056636872610a0007dc\r\nEfectivamente que no pero por eso dije el jóven wahington, fue como decir el hombre lobo adolescente, o el joven Sherlock Holmes. Y aunque enefecto a Washington a cada rate le iban quemando el rabo, nunca se rindió ni en Brandywinem ni en Germantown, ni aún en Valley Forge, no se aguantó, se acomodó los huevos y nomas no.\r\nPero bueno, te la doy porque igual que Bart en el capítulo en que lopez pasan, precisament por el dato que no me diste, demostraste conoximiento y por ello te doy una estrella de oro. Pero sólo una que sino no acanza para los demás.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55ac726b6368726e07000968","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac71c6636872610a0009ff#post_55ac71c6636872610a0009ff\r\n\r\nThe mystery is palpable\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac720663687250160000d1#post_55ac720663687250160000d1\r\n\r\nYay... Perdona si no salto de gusto, dolor de espalda.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac726c6368727e42000849","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac71c6636872610a0009ff#post_55ac71c6636872610a0009ff\r\nMaybe it was from that episode where a scientist made knock-offs of the Powerpuff Girls- one of the Buttercup knockoff's sole line was \"Girl Power.\" ...at least, if we're talking about the same Buttercup.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"55ac72856368725bc0000d3a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac720663687250160000d1#post_55ac720663687250160000d1\r\nO el Peíncipe de Bel Air, o Un Niño en la Corte del rey Arturo, o los Hijos de laPantera Rosa ¡diablo! ¡Todo es sinónimo de jóven, mozalvete, inexperto!","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55ac72c36368725bc0000d8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The screaming is getting pretty bad. Not Mile's screaming, god no. That ended hours ago. Its hard to scream when a cop's bullet rips your throat open. Mostly the screaming is the kind that's always been there, the reason why I was in the institute to begin with and why me and Mile's had to leave so... dramatically.\r\n\r\nUsed to be that the screaming never made sense to me. It was just... just mindless noises eternally echoing through the cramped confines of my skull, but these new drugs they got me on? I swear I can make out words now. Directions.\r\n\r\nThis is the first time in my life that I've ever been able to make sense of that awful fucking noise, but the shrinks said that was bad. They wanted me to go off the drugs and I won't go back to that empty, mindless howling.\r\n\r\nI really didn't have a choice in what I did after that. Most of them weren't too bad so far as shrinks go. Talked down to ya, but none of them ever tried to feel me up anything. I tried to be as kind as I could, but Miles...\r\n\r\nThat fucker always did have a temper on him. Poor Dr. Brown. I'll never be able to forget the way he gurgled while Miles...\r\n\r\nNo, better not to think about that. Violence makes the screaming worse, I think whatever's doing it likes to see people getting hurt. Swear it sounded like someone cumming when I cut Ms. Lawrence's throat.\r\n\r\nThat one's gonna haunt me. She was such a nice woman, always listened to me, always tried to tell me that the thing screaming isn't real, and that I should never listen to it.\r\n\r\nAnyways... I lost the cops a ways back. Should really ditch the car, and Miles. Gonna miss the bastard, I gotta say. Only other one I met that could hear the screaming in his head.\r\n\r\nRest stop up ahead.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55ac72c36368726e070009ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac726c6368727e42000849#post_55ac726c6368727e42000849\r\nI thought that was a lampshade hanging on how Buttercup never really said that.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac72c46368726e070009ee","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac726b6368726e07000968#post_55ac726b6368726e07000968\r\nTe entiendo, yo estoy en silla de ruedas.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55ac72df6368727e420008c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac72c36368725bc0000d8e#post_55ac72c36368725bc0000d8e\r\nYou've been shot in the neck?!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac730b636872610a000bec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac72c46368726e070009ee#post_55ac72c46368726e070009ee\r\n\r\nHuevos, en serio?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac73506368725bc0000e8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac72df6368727e420008c2#post_55ac72df6368727e420008c2\r\n\r\nPretty sure he's paraphrasing a book/fic/movie/TV Series","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac736a636872102200040e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac72df6368727e420008c2#post_55ac72df6368727e420008c2\r\nNah... that was Miles. Cops are awful trigger happy these days, but to be fair he did provoke them waving around that shotgun like that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55ac73726368725bc0000ebf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/1408cd4805dff3032736bacc3148b972/tumblr_nrloziT6Gu1rummyao1_1280.png!\r\n\r\n\"Source\":http://www.techradar.com/us/news/world-of-tech/uh-oh-this-robot-just-passed-the-self-awareness-test-1299362","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55ac737a636872610a000cab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac73506368725bc0000e8e#post_55ac73506368725bc0000e8e\r\nOh.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac738a636872658e000c32","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac73506368725bc0000e8e#post_55ac73506368725bc0000e8e\r\nActually wasn't paraphrasing anything, just improving some fiction.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55ac739f636872102200043d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac73726368725bc0000ebf#post_55ac73726368725bc0000ebf\r\nCan it be possible to have a robot that thinks like a human? Can it?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ac73b7636872501600024c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac738a636872658e000c32#post_55ac738a636872658e000c32\r\n\r\n... Idea!\r\n\r\nGasmask, mind if I ask you something?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ac73ca636872610a000d38","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac730b636872610a000bec#post_55ac730b636872610a000bec\r\n¡Perdón! recién ahora me di cuenta del error. Yo ESTUVE en silla de ruedas cuando me troné una pierna y la ptra quedó maltrecha, mas ya no, y pues se como es estar en una, pero afortunadamente ya no. Vaya, estuvo cerca.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55ac73d06368721022000466","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac73b7636872501600024c#post_55ac73b7636872501600024c\r\nKnock yourself out.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55ac73ee6368727e42000a1a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ac73726368725bc0000ebf#post_55ac73726368725bc0000ebf\r\nSo how long do you think it'll take before it decides humans are obsolete and tries to kill everyone?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}