time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7938.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55b3bc2463687222f0000cd2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I think my neighbors are headed somewhere.\r\n\r\nBecause for the past twenty minutes there's beem a lot of yelling to \"hurry up.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3bc6d6368725c8e000055","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bc2463687222f0000cd2#post_55b3bc2463687222f0000cd2\r\nMaybe they are on the run? \r\n\r\n*Secret Agent Neighbors* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3bc6e6368727e6c000466","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"holy shit, those motherfuckers should've hurried the damn up\r\n\r\nprobs gunna be late now","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3bc8e6368722778000224","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bc2463687222f0000cd2#post_55b3bc2463687222f0000cd2\r\n!http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/5167709+_142e0e3ffa02fbfc098d642cd417f057.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b3bcdf6368727e6c000508","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bc8e6368722778000224#post_55b3bc8e6368722778000224\r\nIt's the fourteen year old yelling.\r\n\r\nSmartass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3bd10636872759a00002d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'm here\r\nand reading through the last page makes me unsure of whether i want to","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55b3bd2463687232b50044d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bcdf6368727e6c000508#post_55b3bcdf6368727e6c000508\r\nlucky","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3bd43636872786d000033","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd10636872759a00002d#post_55b3bd10636872759a00002d\r\nI agree","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55b3bd76636872276e000378","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"THERE'S A GIANT FUCKING EARWIG IN MY BATHTUB","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3bd8a63687209800015b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd76636872276e000378#post_55b3bd76636872276e000378\r\n>earwigs\r\n>giant","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3bd936368727e6c000635","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd76636872276e000378#post_55b3bd76636872276e000378\r\nWAT","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3bdc36368725c8e0001d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd76636872276e000378#post_55b3bd76636872276e000378\r\nTrap it under a glass and slide some paper under it. Then toss its booty outside or make it pay rent. The lazy freeloader.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55b3bddd636872786d0000ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd76636872276e000378#post_55b3bd76636872276e000378\r\n:D","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55b3bde46368727e6c0006cb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"kink","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55b3be046368720980001676","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bcdf6368727e6c000508#post_55b3bcdf6368727e6c000508\r\nThey're just doing it younger and younger these days.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55b3be0a6368721151000058","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"just eat it ffs","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3be0d6368727e6c00070f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd8a63687209800015b9#post_55b3bd8a63687209800015b9\r\n\r\nFine, larger than normal earwig.\r\n\r\nAlso\r\n\r\n>greentexting on derpibooru\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bdc36368725c8e0001d9#post_55b3bdc36368725c8e0001d9\r\n\r\nOh, god, I gotta be near it?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3be1d636872786d000121","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Meanwhile... in russia,\":http://heroinferno.tumblr.com/post/124995547158/thebuttkingpost-imthegirlwhowaited","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55b3be206368720980001699","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd76636872276e000378#post_55b3bd76636872276e000378\r\nAaaahh the earwig. It was probably in your bathroom all night because they prefer moist places. Unless they get those annoying pincers near they're pretty harmless.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3be5363687232b50046d0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3be0d6368727e6c00070f#post_55b3be0d6368727e6c00070f\r\nYes.\r\n\r\nOr if you wish to forgoe mercy. Set up an appointment with him and Mr shoe.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55b3be5663687211510000ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bdc36368725c8e0001d9#post_55b3bdc36368725c8e0001d9\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bd76636872276e000378#post_55b3bd76636872276e000378\r\nTrap it under a glass and slide some paper under it. Then toss its booty outside or make it pay rent. The lazy freeloader.[/bq]\r\nBetter yet trap it under a opaque glass then put another empty glass on the floor then write a note to your roommate saying \"Under one of these cups is $50 and under the other cup is a giant fucking spider; choose wisely\", but don't put any money underneath either of them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b3be69636872276e000506","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3be0d6368727e6c00070f#post_55b3be0d6368727e6c00070f\r\nwell god forbid you have to go near an entirely docile insect\r\n\r\nand greentexting on derpi is  a bit more common than you think","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3be8e636872276e000535","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm watching Kamen Rider Gaim. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3be9c636872098000175e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3be69636872276e000506#post_55b3be69636872276e000506\r\nwhat's this greentexting. I am not very fluent in a faggotnese","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55b3beb0636872115100010c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3be8e636872276e000535#post_55b3be8e636872276e000535\r\nshhh don't attract him","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"}]}