time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2123.json

{"topics":[{"id":"545c73cc6368727840110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c737963687276eb9c0000#post_545c737963687276eb9c0000\r\nNot enough to read a shonen manga about it.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545c758163687278406d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ughhhh. . . . christ. . politics\r\n\r\nI'm going to summarize the current news in a nutshell:\r\nDemocrats lost control of the senate because of disillusionment with the government and all Obama really did to help Democrats was offer lipservice to them during the election.  Basically they lost cause \"thanks obama\".\r\n\r\nWell it's been three days and republicans have already managed to shit the bed.  Republicans in congress believes it was a \"republican revolution\" and has gone full idiot mode and are now going further extremist.  Now they're bringing back trying to repeal the ACA and other stuff.\r\n\r\nDemocrats lost the elections because Obama did nothing to help them and people massively disapproved of congress, but Republicans went idiot and now believes there's a conservative revolution happening and are now back to their old shit and don't realize that they're fucking up their 2016 run.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; of Tl:dr; Democrats and Republicans have gone full retard.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545c766463687228556f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c758163687278406d0000#post_545c758163687278406d0000\r\nAnd this is why I stay out of  politics. EVERYONE turns into a goddamn moron.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c78a06368725e56270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c766463687228556f0100#post_545c766463687228556f0100\r\nWell 2015 is going to be funny at least cause it's going to be a repeat of the government shutdown with everyone not understanding why their popularity will be taking a huge shit.\r\n\r\n2015 = 2010 politically\r\n\r\n<insert quote about insanity>","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545c7a3d636872161a710200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/f17e6408e61a52a1762b49544ea4638c/tumblr_migd11U4Kq1s1wxobo1_400.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545c89ea6368720ed5610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c78a06368725e56270000#post_545c78a06368725e56270000\r\nAt least Reid will be fired.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545c8b28636872602d540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/ec3c54aa4d30470dafe901e72402ca66/tumblr_n2e06vbARe1sqo325o1_250.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/e218ed54a13d253d21003c8a3afd40b8/tumblr_n2e06vbARe1sqo325o2_250.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/c30ae00d47712ce49a50babc3ebf5765/tumblr_n2e06vbARe1sqo325o5_r1_250.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/acb5bd79b5ca7e680a8e74973503b36b/tumblr_n2e06vbARe1sqo325o6_r1_250.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/6875c48aad5c56f702fe4d8915d700c2/tumblr_n2e06vbARe1sqo325o7_r1_250.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/72b233873d6b6c0e65d8e431c525c822/tumblr_n2e06vbARe1sqo325o8_r1_250.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545c915b6368720904c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c8b28636872602d540000#post_545c8b28636872602d540000\r\nWhat you can't see is all 5 Mega-Men firing those beams at the centre.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"545c94336368726d35410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, I'm back for this day only and I just wanted to say about the ending for Naruto.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Apparently, the last chapter shows that Naruto marries Hinata, Sakura marries Sasuke, Temari marries Shikamaru, Ino marries Sai, Choji marries some black chick, the world has gone all modern, Naruto is the 7th Hokage, Sasuke is still alive, Lee has a son who I have no idea who his mother is, Naruto has a son with the worst name ever, Naruto regrew a limb, everything is peaceful and stuff and finally, Sakura's daughter likes Naruto's son. Oh and also, the Ninja world now has Internet.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWelp, now to get back to studying. I just went through 4 subjects and I'm still keeping it cool (I have six more to go).\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I suck at religious studies.[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"545c962163687228a6b70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c94336368726d35410000#post_545c94336368726d35410000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\r\n[spoiler]I suck at religious studies.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nIf you want to memorize Roman mythology the best way is to remember:\r\nEveryone else, \"Don't stick your dick in it!\"\r\nZeus, \"TOO LATE!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545c968d6368726202d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow; sometimes your mom jokes are heartwarming:\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/860/607/bd8.jpg!\r\n!http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/reunion.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545c97c36368720af5da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/258/881/e9f.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545c98fb63687224cfad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c97c36368720af5da0000#post_545c97c36368720af5da0000\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/258/836/8c8.gif!\r\nThe funny thing about that was that the bird was cgi.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545c9a4a6368720904990300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c97c36368720af5da0000#post_545c97c36368720af5da0000\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c98fb63687224cfad0300#post_545c98fb63687224cfad0300\r\nTumblr found a way to make Adam sandler funny by proxy!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545c9b666368725084080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c9a4a6368720904990300#post_545c9a4a6368720904990300\r\nOH SHI-\r\n*pop*\r\n*universe.exe has crashed.  Would you like to file a report?*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545ca2596368721697240300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay sk the F/SN characters are all from European history/folklore?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545ca6a66368726f144a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Boo hoo. \r\nI'm forgotten so fast.\r\nThe world is so cruel.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"545caad06368721554240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545ca6a66368726f144a0000#post_545ca6a66368726f144a0000\r\nI just had nothing to say. (Also, I really should have been in bed hours ago. I'm going to get yelled at, I just know it.)\r\n[spoiler]!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120315183017/ultra/images/4/4f/Ultraman_Noa_3.png!\r\nRandom pic of Ultraman Noa because Ultraman.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545cd6ed6368726d66230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c758163687278406d0000#post_545c758163687278406d0000\r\nIn my state, Governor Kasich, a Republican, is re-elected. This means that Ohio isn't going anywhere.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"545cdac96368726ddab70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c758163687278406d0000#post_545c758163687278406d0000\r\nFuck it, I'm voting for all animal candidates next election. I remember getting my ballot (I vote absentee) this year and going through it and seeing fucking no one that I want anywhere near government power on it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"545cdc326368727a26130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdac96368726ddab70000#post_545cdac96368726ddab70000\r\nAnteater for president 2016!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545cdcd26368726d66ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdc326368727a26130100#post_545cdc326368727a26130100\r\nI'm voting for Bear. Seriously, screw Dolphin, he's just a jerkwad.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"545cdcfd6368722bd6450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdc326368727a26130100#post_545cdc326368727a26130100\r\nTypical liberal trash! What america needs is a penguin! Penguin for president 2016!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"545cddc66368725689da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdcd26368726d66ec0000#post_545cdcd26368726d66ec0000\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdcfd6368722bd6450100#post_545cdcfd6368722bd6450100\r\n!m.quickmeme.com/img/b4/b4da02615e37c33a51ae181b7651772a98c46c7ae909eb9ceeeb0a802be284c0.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545cddd263687206bf090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"VERSACE VERSACE, MEDUSA HEAD ON ME LIKE IM ILLUMINATI\r\nI JUST WOKEN UP IN A BRAND NEW BUGGATI","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}