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{"topics":[{"id":"5465557b6368726356840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone ever wonder what their first swear word was?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546555c06368720c65610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Avatar change\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465557b6368726356840000#post_5465557b6368726356840000\r\nI'm pretty sure I went all out with the f-bomb :P","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"546556346368722a104e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465557b6368726356840000#post_5465557b6368726356840000\r\nI forget ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5465569a63687266b03a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465557b6368726356840000#post_5465557b6368726356840000\r\nMy earliest memory of swearing was accidentally saying shit and then crying. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"546556d4636872424cbe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465557b6368726356840000#post_5465557b6368726356840000\r\n\r\n\"¿Qué carajo?\" or as you Murrikan's know it: What the fuck?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"546556e46368723ac51f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546556346368722a104e0200#post_546556346368722a104e0200\r\nI think everyone has.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5465570f6368724e09500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465569a63687266b03a0000#post_5465569a63687266b03a0000\r\nI remember quoting Scary Movie 2 and my mom got super mad at me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546557df63687266b0600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465557b6368726356840000#post_5465557b6368726356840000\r\nNo, but i remember my little brother's. [spoiler]He learned it from listening to me playing monopoly with my sister[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"546558226368720c74cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546556e46368723ac51f0200#post_546556e46368723ac51f0200\r\nI don't swear most of the time but one time  I said puta on accident.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5465590a636872631dc50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"aaaaaaaah\r\n\r\n\r\nnothing better than to troll gamergaters.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546559836368722921960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465557b6368726356840000#post_5465557b6368726356840000\r\n\r\nfuck me if i remember, so many fucking swears i have said in my shitty life ill be damned if i can remember the first fucking one.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5465598463687226dcc40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465590a636872631dc50000#post_5465590a636872631dc50000\r\nTwisty don't be \"that guy.\"\r\nA lot of those dudes and dudettes have enough to deal with.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546559b46368724e09980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5465598463687226dcc40000#post_5465598463687226dcc40000\r\n\r\nill be \"that guy\", and i got a group of \"those guys\" to doit all night, and there is nothing you can do about it","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546559ff6368720c302f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What the heck\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/jF4DYga.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54655a0e6368720a6fbb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546559b46368724e09980100#post_546559b46368724e09980100\r\nFair point. But you're really not helping anything.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54655a61636872077bb30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54655a0e6368720a6fbb0100#post_54655a0e6368720a6fbb0100\r\n\r\nits not about helping.\r\n\r\nits about FUNPOSTING","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54655a766368725304f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546559ff6368720c302f0100#post_546559ff6368720c302f0100\r\nI get that from time to time too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54655a7b63687209a3f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I did the thing\":https://derpiboo.ru/dis/post-pics-of-yourself-if-you-want/post/5465592863687245d5f80100#post_5465592863687245d5f80100\r\n\r\n-I really like the low crotch on these things-","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54655acf6368725f1da30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54655a7b63687209a3f80000#post_54655a7b63687209a3f80000\r\nI saw.\r\nI think I should get one. Not of a panda though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54655b6a636872077bce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BITCH IM LUGUBRIOUS, MY TRAP GAME IS STUPIDEST\r\nYOU ACTING LIKE IM NEW TO THIS? \r\nIVE BEEN SICK SINCE THE UTERUS\r\nI EQUATE YOUR USELESNESS T BITCHES THAT ARE BOOTYLESS\r\nYOUR YOUTUBE PAGE IS VIEWERLESS IS HUMOROUS","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54655bc3636872424c350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My jogging pants are too long. I hate being a short guy.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54655c2f63687267a9620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s8.postimg.org/a7gb52n9h/1415736856123.jpg!\r\n\"Tsuburaya copied the Ultraman Wiki\":http://ultra.wikia.com/wiki/Vakishim","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54655c3a636872264d600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why do all the new guys leave us?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54655c5263687216bf8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54655bc3636872424c350100#post_54655bc3636872424c350100\r\nHow tall are you?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54655c7763687262a26a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54655c3a636872264d600100#post_54655c3a636872264d600100\r\nThey are all repulsed by you","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}