time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2852.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549bb17a6368723e233a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb0d3636872293fa01400#post_549bb0d3636872293fa01400\r\nOH... I'll give you pie... *maniacal laugh*\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb0686368722f04e20c00#post_549bb0686368722f04e20c00\r\nThanks. This will postpone my inevitable descent into madness by at least a week.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549bb19b6368723cec0c1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1556368727446460100#post_549bb1556368727446460100\r\nI hope ya feel better! \r\n\r\nAnd happy Crustmas! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549bb1d16368720605371e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb17a6368723e233a0800#post_549bb17a6368723e233a0800\r\n[spoiler]Creampie?[/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]\r\n~[spoiler]I'm not sorry[/spoiler]~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bb1f16368724489d70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">tfw no good gifts\r\n>tfw people give me money or clothes cause they dont know what i like","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bb2276368723e23690800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb17a6368723e233a0800#post_549bb17a6368723e233a0800\r\nYAY!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"549bb24d6368720a72311300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/0b8d92358be0e55e96869af6e8b3d0d2/tumblr_n4x8oyX1Fb1qj2ujzo1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549bb2596368725b51100600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/legos/1.png!\r\n!http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/legos/2.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549bb25e6368720668f70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1556368727446460100#post_549bb1556368727446460100\r\nDear Christmas man\r\nWhat I want for hannukwanza is for miyo to not die of the weird smurf disease she seems to have","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bb2aa636872044ddf1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1f16368724489d70200#post_549bb1f16368724489d70200\r\nNobody knows what the fuck to buy me. Ever. I don't even think half of them know what a video game is. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bb2c16368720a725d1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2596368725b51100600#post_549bb2596368725b51100600\r\nThe graph is missing \"trying to separate two pieces with my teeth\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549bb3076368724a46c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i literally said\r\ni don't care, get me cheerios\r\n\r\nso that's what happened","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bb30f63687209bc3f2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2596368725b51100600#post_549bb2596368725b51100600\r\nThat is pretty much exactly my experience.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2276368723e23690800#post_549bb2276368723e23690800\r\nSquiggy was completely right about the sort of pie that I will give you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549bb34063687218836c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2aa636872044ddf1f00#post_549bb2aa636872044ddf1f00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1f16368724489d70200#post_549bb1f16368724489d70200\r\nNobody knows what the fuck to buy me. Ever. I don't even think half of them know what a video game is. [/bq]\r\n\r\ntrue that, since my family is completely oblivious to 100% of foreigner music, i doubt they would buy me the vinyl version of \"enter the wu tang (36th chamber)\" or \"My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy\" or \"The Money Store\"\r\n\r\nand since i own a pc and not a console they cant buy me games cause it seems nobody in this country knows gaming exist so they sell crap for xbox, ps4 and nintendo only.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]m-muuh masterace[/spoiler]\r\n\r\ntalking about gifts, marc that calendar hasnt arrived yet and im getting worried something might have happened","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bb36a6368723716ba1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2c16368720a725d1300#post_549bb2c16368720a725d1300\r\nOh fuck that shit\r\nI'm glad they include separators in the newer sets.  ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bb39f6368725423440700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb36a6368723716ba1100#post_549bb36a6368723716ba1100\r\nThey do?\r\n\r\nKids today have it too easy :/\r\n\r\nAnd I'm only 17 goddammit","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549bb3bd636872196fc81200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb34063687218836c0000#post_549bb34063687218836c0000\r\ni hope not\r\ni want you to get it man","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bb3c263687271e9930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb30f63687209bc3f2100#post_549bb30f63687209bc3f2100\r\n-Perverted- Great minds think alike.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bb3c66368723bdc320f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://tsundora.com/image/2014/11/amagi_brilliant_park_100.jpg!\r\n>Inb4 \"Why are you posting a Halloween pic on Christmas?\"","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549bb3e26368722f041e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb3c263687271e9930300#post_549bb3c263687271e9930300\r\nperverted minds are great minds","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bb41f6368724a460b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb3c263687271e9930300#post_549bb3c263687271e9930300\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb3e26368722f041e0d00#post_549bb3e26368722f041e0d00\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb30f63687209bc3f2100#post_549bb30f63687209bc3f2100\r\nGreat Perverted minds think Alike.\r\n\r\nLike a Gangbang but with knowledge. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549bb45a63687223b29c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb41f6368724a460b0200#post_549bb41f6368724a460b0200\r\n\"Like a gangbang but with knowledge.\"\r\n-Number1pegasus 2014\r\n\r\nI want to use this quote every day for the rest of my life.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bb4b66368722265a70a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb3c66368723bdc320f00#post_549bb3c66368723bdc320f00\r\nThat...legitimately did not occur to me when you posted that in the amaburi thread...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bb4c8636872230b150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb30f63687209bc3f2100#post_549bb30f63687209bc3f2100\r\nYay! I hope it's vanilla!\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"549bb4ec63687248a4fd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb45a63687223b29c0000#post_549bb45a63687223b29c0000\r\nFeel free to do so! \r\n\r\nMy words are a gift to this land! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549bb4fb63687205f0160b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb4b66368722265a70a00#post_549bb4b66368722265a70a00\r\nAnswer: Because I didn't know about it before today.\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uQfWGtLq_XI/VFTd5Ufq05I/AAAAAAAAE2c/Y1bCpZtO948/s1600/vlcsnap-2014-11-01-21h13m42s86.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}