time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5094.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551c9c776368720c3dc70e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just realized what day it is.\r\n\r\nSo... here's my April fool's joke I guess. I now believe in the Jesus, and think porn and gays are bad. Also I'm a republican now and-\r\n\r\nOk, I just threw up in my mouth. I can't do this.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"551c9c7d6368720dc4170700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9c166368720c5f020d00#post_551c9c166368720c5f020d00\r\n>CMC\r\n>Hot\r\n\r\nYou must be a desperate colt or a freaky pedo.\r\n","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551c9cda6368720dc46f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9c7d6368720dc4170700#post_551c9c7d6368720dc4170700\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/p9h9G.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551c9cf96368720de6a80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"THAT. WAS. AMAZING.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c9d176368720c5f650e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9c776368720c3dc70e00#post_551c9c776368720c3dc70e00\r\nMy joke was telling Squiggy I got fucked before he could take my V card\r\n\r\nHe was disapointed I didn't","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551c9d5f6368720dc4f30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9cda6368720dc46f0700#post_551c9cda6368720dc46f0700\r\nMy daddy knows some mercenaries that can give you a real flank-whooping.\r\nDon't come near me.\r\nOr you'll regret it.\r\n\r\nAnd don't even bother with those blank flanks either! Only I can do nasty and horrible things to them!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551c9da26368720fa3d80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GaoGaiGar has officially become one of my favorite anime ever.\r\nOffensive. My man. Thank you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c9dc96368720dc4440800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9d5f6368720dc4f30700#post_551c9d5f6368720dc4f30700\r\nGET OFF MY LAPTOP","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551c9ebe6368720cd6880d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well. Now that festival of manliness and courage is over, I guess I'll have to move on with the list.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c9f016368720c5f831100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9dc96368720dc4440800#post_551c9dc96368720dc4440800\r\nSorry about that, everypony. \r\nThat rude ToskiHero came barging in and try to stop me. Good thing I've got those mercenaries daddy promised me.\r\n\r\nOh relax, he's not dead, but rather tied up nice and snug.\r\n\r\nNow...where were we?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551c9f286368720dc4a90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright. Since there's only eight shows left on the list, ROLLING A D8!\r\n\r\nAnd it's an 8!\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Free%21_promotional_image_1.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c9f736368720cd68e0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9f286368720dc4a90900#post_551c9f286368720dc4a90900\r\nOh boy\r\n\r\nTime for constant randy Squiggy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551c9fd06368720d12780d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"found my old oc\r\n\r\nrip 2011\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/hzYPD.png![/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551c9fe86368720f27110500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But before that. I gotta go. See you guys in a few days.\r\nLove you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551ca02c6368720c5f421300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9fe86368720f27110500#post_551c9fe86368720f27110500\r\nSeeya man! Have fun at Grand Grands!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551ca03a6368720fa3e00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9fe86368720f27110500#post_551c9fe86368720f27110500\r\nLove you too!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551ca0f96368720d12cb0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9c776368720c3dc70e00#post_551c9c776368720c3dc70e00\r\nI can't think of an equivalent joke for myself that would not trigger an avalanche of do-gooders","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"551ca1036368720c3d401600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9fd06368720d12780d00#post_551c9fd06368720d12780d00\r\nhot","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551ca1046368720c3d431600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c9fe86368720f27110500#post_551c9fe86368720f27110500\r\nDon't do anything I wouldn't do! If you ever find anything I wouldn't do.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"551ca1d16368720c3d8e1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ca1036368720c3d401600#post_551ca1036368720c3d401600\r\nikr, had a total rager when i finished that\r\n\r\nalso, i'd like to find out what happened to emerald\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/XWA4y.png!\r\n\r\nhe had all the best caps","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551ca25d63687241871c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Went better than I thought.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551ca35c6368724164250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/226347-2/Eagle-drops-goat.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"551ca4d4636872413cfc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ca35c6368724164250100#post_551ca35c6368724164250100\r\n*Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh* \r\n\r\nThat thing is dead as fuck. Jeeesus. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551ca51a636872425bcd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ca35c6368724164250100#post_551ca35c6368724164250100\r\nEagles are dicks","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551ca5ae63687241e6210200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"birds suck in general","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}