time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5357.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552c61b963687276b4a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c60c16368722666200c00#post_552c60c16368722666200c00\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c5f7963687204dd900200#post_552c5f7963687204dd900200\r\n@UH, HOW MUCH IS THAT LASER HAIR REMOVAL?@\r\n\r\n\"@Background Pony #FDEE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c608263687204ddcc0300#post_552c608263687204ddcc0300\r\n@HI KAZ@[/bq]\r\nA good cheap one that isn't a fake runs about a $100, but it hurts like a bitch if you do it wrong.\r\n\r\nTips if you're interested:\r\nShave cause if you don't shave it'll burn the hair.\r\nMake sure your skin is completely dry because if you just got out of the shower it'll intensify the laser and instead of flashing the hair follicles it'll instead burn your skin.\r\n\r\nFirst time I used it I made the mistake of using it after a shower and my reaction was, \"shit piss motherfucker!\"\r\n\r\nIt's way cheaper than scheduling a hair care place to do it, but chances are the first couple of times you'll fuck up cause you haven't used it.  After that it doesn't sting cause you know what you're doing now.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552c61be6368721b42b80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c5f7963687204dd900200#post_552c5f7963687204dd900200\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]A bit of life stuff you can ignore:\r\nI'm glad with my progression on transitioning.  What was slowing me down so much was that I was like a teddy bear when it came to body hair and it grew like a inch a month; sure for my scalp that's good and all but not good for my arms and legs.  I had to use a laser hair removal for a entire month everyday for it to start slowing down; now I only need to do it two days a week instead.  My facial hair may still be fuzzy, but at least it's no longer so thick that shaving would cause blisters.  Before on the scale of 1 to 10 on body hair I used to be chewbacca; now I'm about a 3.  It'll take a couple more months of laser hair removal to completely get rid of further growth, but it's definitely made a difference.\r\n\r\nMy voice sucks; it's going to take months to get a female sounding voice.\r\n\r\nMy butt is boney and I need to exercise.[/bq]\r\nMY BUTT IS SOFT AND BIG AND SQUISHY.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c61cf6368725f8d270b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm the sexy blonde here","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552c61df63687276b4bd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c61be6368721b42b80400#post_552c61be6368721b42b80400\r\nSO IS MINE","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552c620c63687250efd90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c61df63687276b4bd0100#post_552c61df63687276b4bd0100\r\nBig butt buddies!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c62196368725bbca21500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FDEE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c608263687204ddcc0300#post_552c608263687204ddcc0300\r\nRun escape RUN!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"552c62366368725bbce01500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FDEE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c614263687243988f1600#post_552c614263687243988f1600\r\n\r\nwatt?","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552c623f6368725bbcf71500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, I'm making oven fried chicken bitches!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c62566368725bbc341600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c61cf6368725f8d270b00#post_552c61cf6368725f8d270b00\r\nAnd I'm the sexy black haired Asian.\r\nI called it! All you other Asians can step down from the stage!\r\n\r\nIt's mah show!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552c628463687276b4530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of Touhou, Kokoro is best girl.","author":null},{"id":"552c62a66368725bbcda1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FDEE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c628463687276b4530200#post_552c628463687276b4530200\r\nOne of us!  One of us!  One of us!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552c62ad63687204ddb10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and I am the furfag","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552c62c46368724398631900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@LOST FOOTAGE OF SQUIGGY IN A FIGHT@\r\n\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/9871fa68d3da75dc142a22b3f35636ba/tumblr_nmrt5cqr871tlb56zo1_400.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552c630d63687204dd690700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If one is poop, all is poop.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552c63336368724398521a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"lol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552c636d63687204dd0f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c61b963687276b4a30100#post_552c61b963687276b4a30100\r\n@100 DOLLARS!?@\r\n@THAT'S STILL EXPENSIVE!@\r\n@AND IS MORE EVEN EXPENSIVE HERE THAN UNITE STATES@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552c637b6368722666941000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I'm just a man who randomly drops in.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"552c63836368724398e01a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c62c46368724398631900#post_552c62c46368724398631900\r\nI don't have tattoos.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c63ac63687243983f1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c63836368724398e01a00#post_552c63836368724398e01a00\r\nBecause you removed them.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552c63e66368720afa030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c63836368724398e01a00#post_552c63836368724398e01a00\r\n@ALL THE HAIR OF YOUR BODY IS COVER THEM@\r\n@THAT'S WHY YOU HAVEN'T REALIZE IT YET.@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552c64146368721b42730800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c63836368724398e01a00#post_552c63836368724398e01a00\r\nCaptain Obvious strikes again!\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110725195212/harrypotter/images/thumb/c/c3/Captain-obvious-5-nobrain1.jpg/640px-Captain-obvious-5-nobrain1.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552c644a63687250ef0f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I'm the idiot of the thread.\r\n...\r\nDon't say a word, guys.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552c64566368720afa9b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c636d63687204dd0f0800#post_552c636d63687204dd0f0800\r\n$100 for at home kit versus $10000 for a hair care specialist to do it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552c647c6368720afad10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c644a63687250ef0f0600#post_552c644a63687250ef0f0600\r\nB-b-baka!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c64f16368726672ac0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c644a63687250ef0f0600#post_552c644a63687250ef0f0600\r\n[spoiler]Word[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}