time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5635.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553b214d636872560c7d1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had checked whether a certain website exists or not.\r\n\r\n^~Oh my god it does.~^\r\n\r\n[spoiler]StopMasturbationNow.org is the website.[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553b21846368725df0fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b21486368720f8a390100#post_553b21486368720f8a390100\r\n\r\nThere's a reason Blackwings dominated the metagame during those years","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"553b21da636872399c300500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b214d636872560c7d1f00#post_553b214d636872560c7d1f00\r\nThat'd perfect for the Cringe thread if it weren't so pathetic and infuriating.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553b21e2636872399c420500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh\r\nSo Uub did actually try a chocolate beam on Baby\r\nThat's good\r\n\r\nAlthough he ended up missing and turning a crowd of people into chocolate\r\nStill he tried","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b2206636872560ce82000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b21846368725df0fc0200#post_553b21846368725df0fc0200\r\nLike holy shit his deck is broken. And his D-Wheel kicks ass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553b2217636872399c980500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b20f46368720e14e40000#post_553b20f46368720e14e40000\r\nTo an extent,\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b20fa6368725df00c0200#post_553b20fa6368725df00c0200\r\nI will bring this up next time you decided to talk about a show/manga that i clearly have no interest in for 4-6 hours strait,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b2258636872399c190600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b214d636872560c7d1f00#post_553b214d636872560c7d1f00\r\nHuh normally those assholes like to use the words family or freedom at least once in their names,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b225e636872141cf50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b2217636872399c980500#post_553b2217636872399c980500\r\nFuck you, You know what I mean.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553b2268636872399c3b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b2206636872560ce82000#post_553b2206636872560ce82000\r\n\r\nI can tell you and this isn't spoiler. Those bastards haven't slow down since 5D'S ended, in fact, they've kept getting stronger and even more broken.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"553b227b6368721cf1760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently there is a horror movie based around killer Christmas trees, called Treevenge\r\nThis is a gif from it\r\nWarning: Gory baby explosion\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/83985219f4a038d43541d88d5f27f0f4/tumblr_mxrblzvT7O1re0c97o1_400.gif![/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b22ba6368725df0fc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Holy shit everyone look at the comments!\":http://stopmasturbationnow.org/i-am-lonnie-childs/\r\n\r\nThey're too good!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553b22f6636872560c9d2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b225e636872141cf50100#post_553b225e636872141cf50100\r\nYeah i know, besides as soon as the finished version is released i'm totes gonna bring it up using the fact that it's technically not the same thing.","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b234363687233072f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just thought of something hilarious and fun: since me and squiggy and other members are extremely good at corrupting everyone why not make a game about it; take a shot every time you get someone corrupt someone and make them try something you know they don't like.\r\n\r\n1 shot if you get someone to try something weaboo/geeky\r\n2 shots if you make them question their sexuality\r\n3 shots if you get them to play a game that is outside of what they like\r\nThe entire bottle if you get them to like something they hate; like if you get me to like a shonen manga or if you get trashboat to like real life humans or if you get whatevs to like a very weaboo manga or such.\r\n\r\n\r\n/semi-joke post","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553b234b636872560c512300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b22ba6368725df0fc0400#post_553b22ba6368725df0fc0400\r\nSomeone just said: \"Praise the sun\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b23b36368720f8a2c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b234b636872560c512300#post_553b234b636872560c512300\r\nThat's the point where I lost it and laughed.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553b23db636872399c2e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b234363687233072f0100#post_553b234363687233072f0100\r\n\r\nMake that dating sim once you finish your career","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"553b24216368720e146f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b23b36368720f8a2c0400#post_553b23b36368720f8a2c0400\r\nI seriously don't understand this whole anti-masturbation thing\r\nEspecially when it's called self-rape\r\nDo you not understand the definition of the word rape, or are you implying Satan is possessing me and forcing to me jerk","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b24246368727184870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can and will ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"553b246d63687233074e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god, someone just made a giant dick in the comments!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b2472636872560ca12500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b234b636872560c512300#post_553b234b636872560c512300\r\nTime for some jolly cooperation! \"Slightly relevant\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9ONL6BcbU ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b24dc6368723307ed0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh man I just noticed the usernames\r\nBest one:\r\n[spoiler]NIgger Burner 666 fuk god heil satan we will rise no matter wat u twat burn in hell christ cuz he just a fuka dat iz goin to snort ur meth if u give it tew him den u go tew hell cuz he just uses u[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b2500636872399c5f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b234363687233072f0100#post_553b234363687233072f0100\r\nAs if you can make me do anything stupid.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553b25216368720f32270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b24dc6368723307ed0200#post_553b24dc6368723307ed0200\r\nThis is proof that sometimes comments can be used as a force fir good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553b2549636872189ced0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay Mr. Evil guy.\r\n[spoiler] Hire three assassins to go after them all. Met all three already. One of them is Gene Simmons. Another one Owl guy that talks about JUSTICE.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Yep I can't wait to see how he underestimates Lucy[/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553b255d6368723307b30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b2500636872399c5f0b00#post_553b2500636872399c5f0b00\r\nName something you hate or a genre you hate.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}