time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6359.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556139516368725653fd0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556139196368721ba49e2800#post_556139196368721ba49e2800\r\n>Not so sure about the Splattershot\r\n\r\nDon't you talk shit about my baby.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556139966368725653630b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556139516368725653fd0a00#post_556139516368725653fd0a00\r\nOh I learn. I learn hard.\r\n\r\nThey buffed the accuracy on the Splattershot/Splattershot Jr. HARD","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"556139eb6368725bb70b2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556139966368725653630b00#post_556139966368725653630b00\r\nSplattershot Junior is something I'm gonna be using a lot. It's good for combat and coverage.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55613a2d63687256792d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556139eb6368725bb70b2500#post_556139eb6368725bb70b2500\r\nI could never really tell, was there any difference between the jr and the standard? besides the roller I mostly used the jr because of the shield ability in the loadout ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613a326368725679380b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556139eb6368725bb70b2500#post_556139eb6368725bb70b2500\r\nStill using the roller because I love it","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55613a4963687256795d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613a326368725679380b00#post_55613a326368725679380b00\r\nall roller matches need to be a thing \r\nit would be nuts ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613a706368725653d10c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613a2d63687256792d0b00#post_55613a2d63687256792d0b00\r\nSplattershot Jr. has less range and accuracy but better spread and rapid fire.\r\nSplattershot has a balanced range, fire rate, and spread.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55613a856368725653f50c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A Brazilian did a good deed today. Tell 441 he has been forgiven","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55613a9e6368721ba4e72b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613a706368725653d10c00#post_55613a706368725653d10c00\r\ngotcha","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613abc6368721ba4322c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm just going to use the Splattershot.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55613b276368725653220e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613a2d63687256792d0b00#post_55613a2d63687256792d0b00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556139eb6368725bb70b2500#post_556139eb6368725bb70b2500\r\nI could never really tell, was there any difference between the jr and the standard? besides the roller I mostly used the jr because of the shield ability in the loadout [/bq]\r\nJr. has a shorter range but a wider spread.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55613b616368721a53920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My mother is the only person I know that unironically buys ice cream for her dogs.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55613b986368725653f60e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613b616368721a53920100#post_55613b616368721a53920100\r\nthey make ice cream specifically for dogs \r\nI don't understand \r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613ba46368725679cd0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613b616368721a53920100#post_55613b616368721a53920100\r\nMy mother buys bread for my doge.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55613bc56368721ba46d2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613ba46368725679cd0d00#post_55613ba46368725679cd0d00\r\nda's gon be a fat doge ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613bf06368721a62d20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613bc56368721ba46d2e00#post_55613bc56368721ba46d2e00\r\nIT IS NOT FAT!\r\n^Is her fluffy hair that makes her look fat^","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55613bf26368725679680e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613b986368725653f60e00#post_55613b986368725653f60e00\r\nYES. It is literally ice cream made for canines.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55613c4d6368725bb7002a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I searched \"comidas extrañas para perros\" (\"strange foods for dogs\") in google.\r\n\r\n...Well, I was expecting more exotic things.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55613c5f6368725679160f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/AyhPswk.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55613c8b6368721a53d80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613bf06368721a62d20100#post_55613bf06368721a62d20100\r\nmy great grandmother had a chihuahua that looked like a living football because she would feed it full human meals and sweet tea \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613bf26368725679680e00#post_55613bf26368725679680e00\r\nDOGS WILL EAT LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT APPEARS TO BE FOOD \r\nI DON'T UNDERSTAND ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613cc86368725bb7f12a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't wait to see all the weapon variations in Splatoon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55613cd86368721ba4b53000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613cc86368725bb7f12a00#post_55613cc86368725bb7f12a00\r\nah wan' dat brush ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613d0e6368725bb7a52b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613c8b6368721a53d80200#post_55613c8b6368721a53d80200\r\nI feed my three ex-doges with full human meals for 7 years, and they never got fat.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55613d646368725653fc1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613d0e6368725bb7a52b00#post_55613d0e6368725bb7a52b00\r\nhow big were they ? Cuz the one I was talking about was like 12 inches long ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55613d876368725679c11000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55613c5f6368725679160f00#post_55613c5f6368725679160f00\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]!http://i.imgur.com/AyhPswk.jpg![/bq]\r\nWow, what's next? One Month at Flumpty? ONE YEAR AT FLUMPY?\r\nA new game for Five Night at Freddy's Anime?\r\n\r\nI am feeling this FNAF will suffer like Call of Duty and Assassin Creed.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}