time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6361.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556143c86368723805601500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556143506368721a53df0a00#post_556143506368721a53df0a00\r\nSo...Ebola may have mutated into an Std?\r\n\r\nOh shit.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556144316368725bb7fe3900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556143506368721a53df0a00#post_556143506368721a53df0a00\r\nRemember kids, no glove no love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556144356368725bb7063a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm a dinosaur waifu now!\r\nI got velociraptor hands from wal mart and now I'm a dinosaur waifu  ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556144586368721ba46e4000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556143c86368723805601500#post_556143c86368723805601500\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556143506368721a53df0a00#post_556143506368721a53df0a00\r\nSo...Ebola may have mutated into an Std?\r\n\r\nOh shit.[/bq]\r\nPretty much.\r\n\r\nThink about how common stds are; now imagine ebola being a std. . . yeah; that's a problem.\r\n\r\nIf the new strand actually does infect more people then I have a feeling that abstinence only sex ed schools in certain countries are going to have children dying.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55614477636872455dc01300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556144356368725bb7063a00#post_556144356368725bb7063a00\r\nYou fuckin' dork.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556144a76368721a62370b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556144356368725bb7063a00#post_556144356368725bb7063a00\r\nSomewhere randomsaur is sweating.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556145136368721a53240d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I shall spike your drink... with actual spikes. Thus, making it even more fatal.\"\r\n\r\nAlso, I lost a bet yesterday and now I have to take Ivy to the mall. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55614534636872455def1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556144356368725bb7063a00#post_556144356368725bb7063a00\r\nPics or lies.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5561456963687238050a1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556145136368721a53240d00#post_556145136368721a53240d00\r\nNever make bets with girlfriends or girl friends.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5561456d6368725653f22000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556145136368721a53240d00#post_556145136368721a53240d00\r\nHow did you fit a whole baby dragon into  such a tiny glass?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556145a76368725bb7ff3c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/36158fb4ca930a7687d7376ce1a05729/tumblr_notyitjkXo1qhcfvmo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556145e76368721ba4c04300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55614534636872455def1400#post_55614534636872455def1400\r\nI would if I could hold my phone\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55614477636872455dc01300#post_55614477636872455dc01300\r\nNOOOOOO\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556144a76368721a62370b00#post_556144a76368721a62370b00\r\nI'll cut him","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556145fe6368721a62040d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55614534636872455def1400#post_55614534636872455def1400\r\nwhazang!\r\n!https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNU95ieFZ2YPPA58K_46R-wetRzcyM-j-4sY4QwraiOPV_gpmFv512xOtoCJqMuUubPI3vEhs&usqp=CAE!\r\n\r\nalso these \r\n!http://ep.yimg.com/ay/dragonballzcentral/jurassic-world-chomping-t-rex-gauntlet-roleplay-toy-hasbro-toys-pre-order-ships-may-20.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556146636368721a530d0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561456963687238050a1800#post_5561456963687238050a1800\r\nAt least she's not the type to go shopping for too long and leave waiting in a bench or some such.\r\n\r\nWe leave at about 14:00 here.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556146906368721ba42d4500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/6b79bb16d62518036d6262652c580714/tumblr_nntpjqzJWH1uuhalto1_500.gif!!https://31.media.tumblr.com/aedba04dc80478798ad24402f901c35f/tumblr_nntpjqzJWH1uuhalto2_500.gif!!https://33.media.tumblr.com/5c1b36c090a462116143fa41feee6b3b/tumblr_nntpjqzJWH1uuhalto3_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556146d36368721a53b20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556146906368721ba42d4500#post_556146906368721ba42d4500\r\nHe's so fucking adorasexy...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556146d86368721a62280e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556146906368721ba42d4500#post_556146906368721ba42d4500\r\nIs he a left-handed player?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556147136368721a53fb0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556145fe6368721a62040d00#post_556145fe6368721a62040d00\r\nWhat the fuck.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556147146368726cca720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556145fe6368721a62040d00#post_556145fe6368721a62040d00\r\nI'm one with the waifu ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556147186368726cca780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556146906368721ba42d4500#post_556146906368721ba42d4500\r\nive seen the last two, but ive never seen that first one","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5561472563687220cc050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556146d36368721a53b20f00#post_556146d36368721a53b20f00\r\noh yes he is","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"556147396368723805851b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Even the AC isn't enough.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"556147756368725653f22400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556146d86368721a62280e00#post_556146d86368721a62280e00\r\nNo. Lefties tend to strum with their left hand and fret woth their right.\r\nCrow plays right-handed.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556148056368721ba4494800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556147756368725653f22400#post_556147756368725653f22400\r\nI need to learn to guitar. My brother plays left handed though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556148976368721a62901000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556148056368721ba4494800#post_556148056368721ba4494800\r\nJimi Hendrix is probably the most famous lefty guitarist. In fact when he was just starting he couldn't afford a proper left-handed guitar so he basically took a right-handed guitar and strung it upside-down.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}