time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6455.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5565797b63687213fef82d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565793f6368727b1ad80600#post_5565793f6368727b1ad80600\r\nI LIKE IT! I LIKE IT A LOT!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556579966368724199684200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"http://www.polygon.com/2015/4/15/8417717/the-witcher-3-butts-geralt-calendar\r\n\r\n\r\nI just found this. A female fan of the witcher was let down by the calendar of thenwitcher that showed a lot of nude ladies. Did she go to twitter and complain? Call the developers mysoginistic? Boycott the game?\r\n\r\nNope. Her reaction...was to ask for another calendar, but one with lots of guy butts, specifically geralt the main character.\r\n\r\nIn her own words \"I feel like if you want something from someone, even if that someone is a game developer, it can't hurt to contact them and ask nicely\"\r\n\r\nI like this little movement already.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5565799763687213fe282e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565792a63687213fe652d00#post_5565792a63687213fe652d00\r\nShe was just acting. Got to admit it was pretty good. That or I'm just gullible.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5565799b6368727b1a300700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556578c86368724199c74000#post_556578c86368724199c74000\r\nDude. Duuuuuuuude! Your gf is the fucking best!\r\nGive her a hugh five from me!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55657a1e6368723937b72300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565797b63687213fef82d00#post_5565797b63687213fef82d00\r\nooh and the torso segment on its own can be a flying platform she can ride on and the limbs combine with it to form a proper ship\r\n\r\nalso the wings are removable swords","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55657a4063687213fe5e2f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565799b6368727b1a300700#post_5565799b6368727b1a300700\r\nYou knwo a person who, no matter what she does, you can't stay mad at her. She's a lot more daring now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55657abc6368727b04a80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556579966368724199684200#post_556579966368724199684200\r\nI think it'd be fair.\r\n\r\nI mean if the guys can get a bunch of Naked chicks on a calendar Chicks should be able to get a bunch of naked dudes! That way everyone gets something -perverted- they want. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657a1e6368723937b72300#post_55657a1e6368723937b72300\r\nOh! Oh! this is good! \r\n\r\nLets not forget everyone has to have an awesome combination battle name! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55657af66368727b04eb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556578aa6368724199934000#post_556578aa6368724199934000\r\n~^Hi :3^~ ","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55657c426368723937562700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two things why Jurassic Park went from \"would-be greatest zoo ever\" to \"massacre because fuck you\";\r\n\r\n1. They tried to control something they have little to no understanding of.\r\n2. Because fucking Gabe Newell.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55657c756368724199454800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657af66368727b04eb0a00#post_55657af66368727b04eb0a00\r\n~Ello!~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657c426368723937562700#post_55657c426368723937562700\r\nAnd donuts? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55657c9b63687213fed33300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657abc6368727b04a80a00#post_55657abc6368727b04a80a00\r\n~something something~ DESTRUCTOR ~something~ *MAX!*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55657ca863687213fef03300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657c756368724199454800#post_55657c756368724199454800\r\nDamn...\r\nI could actually go for some donuts right now...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55657ce56368724199204900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657c756368724199454800#post_55657c756368724199454800\r\nWhat would happen if we fed dinosaurs doughnuts and chocolate?\r\nWould they be able to eat any of those?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55657d0963687213fe9f3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How the fuck did danny not know about the fury of cuccos ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55657e6c6368727b04b50f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657c9b63687213fed33300#post_55657c9b63687213fed33300\r\n*QUANTOM NERRA DESTRUCTOR ROBOOOOOOOO MAX!!!*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657d0963687213fe9f3400#post_55657d0963687213fe9f3400\r\nI have no idea! That's like, A Common Zelda thing everyone knows!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657ca863687213fef03300#post_55657ca863687213fef03300\r\n~Same~ \r\n\r\nActually, I'll be honest I'm just fucking hungry. I had a BAAAD Pizza today. so it wasn't that filling.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657ce56368724199204900#post_55657ce56368724199204900\r\n*the Dinosaurs start eating sweets instead of meat*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55657e7f6368727b26fb0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Urgh, my body is hurt in so many places that I don't even know why...\r\nIt's like someone punched me in various area including my ribs, stomach and shoulders...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55657e8f63687213fe6d3700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657c756368724199454800#post_55657c756368724199454800\r\nPonuts","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55657f0463687213fe763800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657c426368723937562700#post_55657c426368723937562700\r\nSteam greenlight caused this!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55657f5263687213fe073900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657e7f6368727b26fb0800#post_55657e7f6368727b26fb0800\r\nWho the fuck was punching you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55657f7063687213fe393900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657f5263687213fe073900#post_55657f5263687213fe073900\r\nGod.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55657f996368727b260e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657f7063687213fe393900#post_55657f7063687213fe393900\r\nGod: \"wasn't me\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55657fa36368727b1aab0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657f7063687213fe393900#post_55657f7063687213fe393900\r\nI never touched you.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55657fae6368727b261e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657f7063687213fe393900#post_55657f7063687213fe393900\r\nWell I heard he has a wicked right hook.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55657fff63687239379a2d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657fae6368727b261e0a00#post_55657fae6368727b261e0a00\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657fa36368727b1aab0d00#post_55657fa36368727b1aab0d00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657f996368727b260e0a00#post_55657f996368727b260e0a00\r\nI would laugh but it hurts when I do.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5565837963687213fe2d4100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55657fae6368727b261e0a00#post_55657fae6368727b261e0a00\r\n*Ultimate being boxing*\r\n\r\n\"Welcome to the ultimate being boxing match asstravaganza!* \r\n\r\n\"In this corner we have the one! The only! The man of all that breaths and sweats in this universe! GOD!\"\r\n\r\n*God waves*\r\n\r\n\"and in the other corner we have, the hideous (But yet still popular) the hentai original character himself! CHTHULHU!\"\r\n\r\nChtulhu: \"Hentai orginal Monster?...\"\r\n\r\n*Hold on to your pants ladies and gentlemen because the match of a century is about to begin!* \r\n\r\n*Ding Ding Ding* \r\n\r\n\"Aaaand Chuhulo\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"Uhhhh its pronounced Ka-Thu-Lu\"\r\n\r\n\"Whatever. And Cthulhu brings out a left jab at God!\"\r\n\r\nGod: \"Your going to need to be better than that to beat me, I MADE you\" \r\n\r\n\"Ooooh, and Gods going in hard with not only grace but also a bad mouth! Can Cthulhu keep up with the Creator?\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu's Coach (Also his wife): \"Come on you sack of dicks get your head in the game!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"I am in the game! I'm playing the game!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu's Coach: \"DONT YOU BACK SASS ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY FISH! BEAT UP GOD!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"BUT HE'S FUCKING GOD!\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu's Coach: \"WELL I'D RATHER BE FUCKING GOD THAN YOU RIGHT NOW YOU FA***\"\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"BIT-\"\r\n\r\nGod: *\"FORBIDDEN FRUIT UPPER\"*\r\n\r\ncthulhu: \"Forbidden wh-\" *UQQQHHHHHHHH!!!!*\r\n\r\n*Ding Ding Ding*\r\n\r\nGod: \"Game and Set\" \r\n\r\n*God waves his long beard and hair beautifully* \r\n\r\n\"And the winner! Of tonight's tournament! Is GOD!\"\r\n\r\n*[Crickets]*\r\n\r\n*All of a sudden someone calls out god*\r\n\r\n???? \"Long time no see, God\"\r\n\r\n\"Oh my God folks!\"\r\n\r\nGod: \"Standing right here\" \r\n\r\n\"It's last years Champion! SATAN AND HIS COACH _*DEATH*_\" \r\n\r\nSatan: \"God... We challenge you to a Death Match\"\r\n\r\n*Crowd goes wild* \r\n\r\n*[to be continued]*\r\n\r\nYes I am tired. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}