time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7060.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558b7b2c63687264ac00023e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7a1863687264ac00003c#post_558b7a1863687264ac00003c\r\nActually your Older than me so technically I am. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558b7b366368722025001adc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Young Fix. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558b7b486368727e150000a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7b0d6368721b75001b6e#post_558b7b0d6368721b75001b6e\r\nYou gonna come up with another insult for me?\r\nI'm just saying, you've said it a lot\r\nBe a bit more original","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558b7b4e6368727e150000ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b796d6368722025001736#post_558b796d6368722025001736\r\nA better way to put it is 95% tedium, 5% pant shitting terror.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b79e56368721328000419#post_558b79e56368721328000419\r\nMale pattern baldness runs in my family, so I shave my head.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"558b7b566368724a290003a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7b0c6368721b75001b67#post_558b7b0c6368721b75001b67\r\n\r\nThat would be extremely painful","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b7bad6368726d4d000261","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7b566368724a290003a6#post_558b7b566368724a290003a6\r\nFor you.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b7bdf6368721953000056","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7b2c63687264ac00023e#post_558b7b2c63687264ac00023e\r\nI'm 18 so I guess I'm pretty young and hip.\r\n\r\n~^Oh god, what did I just say?^~","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558b7be16368726a010002e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7b566368724a290003a6#post_558b7b566368724a290003a6\r\n^~[spoiler]-4 u-[/spoiler]~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558b7be96368726a010002f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7b486368727e150000a8#post_558b7b486368727e150000a8\r\nPfff humans don't call me \"Original the Character\" for nothing!\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"558b7bfd6368721953000076","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7b4e6368727e150000ac#post_558b7b4e6368727e150000ac\r\n\r\nSounds like you'll have the time of your life or regret every second of it. The benefits are good at least.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b7c356368726d4d000384","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7bad6368726d4d000261#post_558b7bad6368726d4d000261\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7be16368726a010002e8#post_558b7be16368726a010002e8\r\n\r\nWe're here to fulfill Rash Al Ghulsh deshtiny!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b7cf16368722025001e70","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would stream steven universe. But eh.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"558b7d7d6368720979000393","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh an age talk\r\nI turn 20 tomorrow\r\nThough nobody cares and I hardly ever post here\r\n*rolls away* ","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"558b7e0e636872097900046e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"rolling is bad for the delts","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558b7e256368726d4d00068f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7d7d6368720979000393#post_558b7d7d6368720979000393\r\nBe gone outsider!\r\n\r\nWe care not for you!\r\n\r\n\r\nReally though. Happy early birthday.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b7e256368726d4d000690","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7bfd6368721953000076#post_558b7bfd6368721953000076\r\nIt either clicks for you or it doesn't. I rapidly reached the conclusion that I really do not like being shot at or being legally prosecuted for telling someone to fuck off because I'm hung over.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"558b7e6e6368724a2900096d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7e256368726d4d000690#post_558b7e256368726d4d000690\r\n\r\nI get the former... The latter not so much","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b7ed76368724a290009f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7d7d6368720979000393#post_558b7d7d6368720979000393\r\nHappy early Birthday dude! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558b7fd26368724a29000bd0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7d7d6368720979000393#post_558b7d7d6368720979000393\r\nHappy \"*almost* old enough for alcohol\" birthday!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558b800f6368727e15000843","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7fd26368724a29000bd0#post_558b7fd26368724a29000bd0\r\nI'm not suppose to drink alcohol even after 21...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558b801c63687262130002c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7fd26368724a29000bd0#post_558b7fd26368724a29000bd0\r\nUnless they're not american\r\n\r\n the average legal drinking age in the rest of the world is like 12","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558b806763687267680002e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b801c63687262130002c3#post_558b801c63687262130002c3\r\nLucky rest of the world.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b806e6368727e15000911","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There are quite a few people denouncing the entire Yo-kai watch dub based on that song.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"558b808e6368722da300003c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"> WHEN SOMEONES BEEN TALKING SHIT\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/4a8f7da284f9d9d2a60fb864bef929c6/tumblr_nqheqeurJq1s2kojso1_1280.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558b811263687220290001f1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b801c63687262130002c3#post_558b801c63687262130002c3\r\n\r\nHahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeah no. That's the age you _learn_ to drink but Metal Gear style. You can't do it until the ages of 16-18 (The most common one is 18)","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}