time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7556.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a3139d636872762f000ea3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a313306368720daf001cca#post_55a313306368720daf001cca\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312f66368724ad700118e#post_55a312f66368724ad700118e\r\n\r\nProper reaction was: Have fun Ma!\r\n\r\nWait a couple hours and have her yell \"YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG\"[/bq]\r\nI really wish I had done that cause it would have been hilarious; I would have too if it didn't catch me by surprise.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a313a7636872762f000eb4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3138c6368720daf001d5a#post_55a3138c6368720daf001d5a\r\ni was bang godzilla","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a313c96368720daf001db2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3135a6368721f3a000335#post_55a3135a6368721f3a000335\r\n\r\nDepends on who you ask, and who draws the fanart is also a big deal","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a313e163687246b5001aac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a313996368720daf001d69#post_55a313996368720daf001d69\r\noh that means no or a very little chance of tstorms for you\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3138c6368720daf001d5a#post_55a3138c6368720daf001d5a\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31369636872523a002103#post_55a31369636872523a002103\r\nI wanna be Godzilla.[/bq]\r\nI wanna bang godzilla","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a313f36368724ad700130d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312be636872762f000d9e#post_55a312be636872762f000d9e\r\nyou want free beer?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a3141e63687246b5001af3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a313296368721fd9000298#post_55a313296368721fd9000298\r\nI want her to go \"FUUuuueeeee?!\" instead of that.\r\nIt sounds funnier.\r\n\r\nI also want her to be a deadly, murderous machine.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a31432636872762f000f6b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3136d6368721fd90002f9#post_55a3136d6368721fd90002f9\r\nYeah. Apparently 50 shades has an inaccurate view of BDSM enthusiasts.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a314726368721fd900044b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3139d636872762f000ea3#post_55a3139d636872762f000ea3\r\n\r\nLife always gives another chance... You don't happen to have grandparents do you?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a3148f63687246b5001b8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3141e63687246b5001af3#post_55a3141e63687246b5001af3\r\nThere's something darkly funny about that.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a314ae636872762f001009","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312b66368721f3a000277#post_55a312b66368721f3a000277\r\nYou aren't in Brockton right \r\n\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a314b96368720daf001f23","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31432636872762f000f6b#post_55a31432636872762f000f6b\r\nMy brother, a bondage enthusiast, tells me that shit is tame.\r\n\r\nGrey man has all those chains and never even uses them.\r\n\r\nweeeeeeeeeeeeak.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a314f7636872523a00237b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a314b96368720daf001f23#post_55a314b96368720daf001f23\r\nY'know, my country banned 50 Shades of Grey.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a314fe6368720daf001f8c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a314ae636872762f001009#post_55a314ae636872762f001009\r\nI'm in Washington, DC...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a315096368720daf001f97","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a314b96368720daf001f23#post_55a314b96368720daf001f23\r\nYour \"brother\"?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a3152463687246b5001c8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a315096368720daf001f97#post_55a315096368720daf001f97\r\nYeah, Princess Molestia's a guy.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a31545636872523a002408","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a315096368720daf001f97#post_55a315096368720daf001f97\r\nReal talk: I got a bro. He into the kinky stuff.\r\n\r\nMolly talk: So what I turn Luna into a guy? I HAVE NEEDS!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a31558636872341700006f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a314fe6368720daf001f8c#post_55a314fe6368720daf001f8c\r\nThat's not in Mass!!!\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a3158e63687246b5001d2c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what's going on now? ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a3159e63687234170000d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a314b96368720daf001f23#post_55a314b96368720daf001f23\r\nI also heard that it treated them as fucked up in the head or something.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a315a863687234170000db","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3158e63687246b5001d2c#post_55a3158e63687246b5001d2c\r\n\r\nMolestia is a guy. \r\n\r\nI don't know what's real anymore.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a315b0636872523a0024c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3152463687246b5001c8e#post_55a3152463687246b5001c8e\r\n Im a G.I.R.L!\r\n\r\nGuy in Real Life.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a315e163687246b5001d98","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a315a863687234170000db#post_55a315a863687234170000db\r\nNumber1pegasus is a guy, and so is Seraphim Dawn.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a315e763687246b5001da6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IF two people were to punch each other's fists with enough force to break their wrists, would that be the world's strongest fist bump?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a315ef6368721de00001d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31558636872341700006f#post_55a31558636872341700006f\r\nI'm an idiot.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a315f6636872762f0011b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31432636872762f000f6b#post_55a31432636872762f000f6b\r\nApparently the dude is legit abusive in it","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}