time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7611.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a5c8d06368723f1200134e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c7c26368723f01001355#post_55a5c7c26368723f01001355\r\nI am absolutely sure, because hipsters are pretentious fucks who think they're better than people in every way because of what they like.\r\nI, however, think I'm better than everyone else because a lot of people are just fucking idiots.\r\n\r\nI mean, seriously, why would you fire fireworks named after a military-grade explosive off your Goddamn head?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c8d26368723f12001350","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8686368726fd900008b#post_55a5c8686368726fd900008b\r\na soft hyphen","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5c8f36368724a67000655","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8d26368723f12001350#post_55a5c8d26368723f12001350\r\nok\r\nbetter question\r\nhow did you put it in your post?","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a5c9106368723ed0001784","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8d06368723f1200134e#post_55a5c8d06368723f1200134e\r\nbecause it's fun... you _sure_ you're not a hipster?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5c9226368724a67000684","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c7f56368723ed00015f6#post_55a5c7f56368723ed00015f6\r\nI don't feel bad about _that_.\r\nI feel bad that there are laws in place that prevent me from strangling these people as they constantly bring it up all the time.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c9466368726fd9000184","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9106368723ed0001784#post_55a5c9106368723ed0001784\r\nYou do know that the guy who did that got his head blown off, right?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c9496368720d050004b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8f36368724a67000655#post_55a5c8f36368724a67000655\r\n­\r\n\r\njust like that","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5c9796368720d050004e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8d06368723f1200134e#post_55a5c8d06368723f1200134e\r\nSo. You're a hipster?\r\n\r\n[spoiler] I kid [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nActually going by that definition, we have alooooot of hipsters on this site.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a5c9796368724a670006e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9496368720d050004b6#post_55a5c9496368720d050004b6\r\neat a dick, hype\r\n\r\nalso gtfo","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a5c9896368723f010015d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, \"here's Still Alive.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERyxFfMqDk","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a5c9d76368720d13000588","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9896368723f010015d7#post_55a5c9896368723f010015d7\r\nPerfect. The one I expected.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c9db6368723f1200148f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9466368726fd9000184#post_55a5c9466368726fd9000184\r\nwell that's because he's stupid, caution should be exercised at every moment when dealing with that stuff or else it won't be fun\r\n\r\nalso, i seemed to have missed the \"lighting a firework off of your head\" part\r\n\r\nyou got a point there, but still","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5ca096368723f120014c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9d76368720d13000588#post_55a5c9d76368720d13000588\r\nYou didn't expect the Portal song?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a5ca3e6368720d050005a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9796368720d050004e9#post_55a5c9796368720d050004e9\r\nI don't mean just one thing that they like.\r\nI mean _all_ things. They think they're cool because they listen to stuff on records and shit.\r\nHey, go suck a dick, I just downloaded all that music for FREE.99!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5ca6a6368723f12001538","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5ca096368723f120014c3#post_55a5ca096368723f120014c3\r\nI played Mirror's Edge a hell of a lot.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5ca7a6368723f01001712","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hipsters > posers\r\n\r\nat least they're buying records to listen to them and not putting them in a frame or some stupid shit like that","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5cadf6368726fd900035f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5ca7a6368723f01001712#post_55a5ca7a6368723f01001712\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]hipsters > posers\r\n\r\nat least they're buying records to listen to them and not putting them in a frame or some stupid shit like that[/bq]\r\nThey're both fucking terrible.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a5caea6368723f01001794","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5ca7a6368723f01001712#post_55a5ca7a6368723f01001712\r\nBut they're so Goddamn pretentious about it, as if buying it on record makes them better than people who buy it on a regular CD or online.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5cb226368720d050006ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Records are cool.\r\n\r\nJust felt like throwing that out there.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a5cb846368723f25001447","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That's it!\r\nI give up! I fucking give up!\r\n\r\nThe examiner failed me in my driver's test on something so minuscule. *Twice.* I can accept failure on my own terms but on something that isn't my fault? I will not stand for that. And after I signed some stupid papers and slammed the pen a little, he fucking got angry at me and insulted me. He went \"Accept the facts, kid. You failed.\" in a harsh tone. He insulted me before that, something like \"You have the nerve to get angry, kid?! What gives you the right to get mad at me for your failure?!\", which wasn't my fault. He was triggered so easily...\r\n\r\nI mean, I could easily pass that one obstacle but I twitched a little and I failed. Well, fuck you examiner. \r\n\r\nFuck you.\r\n\r\nNow excuse me as I rant about it in my room, reflect on my actions by looking at a mirror and cry with a pillow in my face.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a5cbbc6368720d0500076d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5cadf6368726fd900035f#post_55a5cadf6368726fd900035f\r\nwell yeah, it's like comparing brown shit to green shit, but there's still a comparison to be made\r\n\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5caea6368723f01001794#post_55a5caea6368723f01001794\r\nyeah they are, but so are the posers who've just bought vinyl to put it up on a wall and say \"mmmyeah, i bought that on vinyl\" when they don't even have a goddamn turntable\r\n\r\ni mean i have a couple of albums, they're a step up from the cd in my opinion and i'll get them if i feel it's worth it but psh\r\n\r\nat least use what you buy yknow\r\n\r\nbe both pretentious and thorough if youre gunna be pretentious at all","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5cbe76368723f570001f6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5cb846368723f25001447#post_55a5cb846368723f25001447\r\nLemme guess, you failed one of those mandatory \"you have to pass this obstacle or you fail\" obstacles?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a5cc296368720d13000855","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5cb846368723f25001447#post_55a5cb846368723f25001447\r\nIf you're having trouble with driving the best advice I have is get a driving instructor and a driving course.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a5cc486368720d13000885","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5cb226368720d050006ac#post_55a5cb226368720d050006ac\r\nRecords may be cool, but they don't make you better as a person.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5cd08636872711b000150","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Monster Musume is still good.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}