time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7822.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55add5c86368723284002c6d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add53c6368722fd1003da8#post_55add53c6368722fd1003da8\r\n\r\nIt's not too hard to catch up on; only took me two weeks.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c363687239520010cb#post_55add5c363687239520010cb\r\n\r\nPratt, duh.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55add6016368722f6f004c65","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c363687239520010cb#post_55add5c363687239520010cb\r\nGo with Chris Pratt.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add6026368722638001348","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c16368723284002c58#post_55add5c16368723284002c58\r\nFuck off\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c363687239520010cb#post_55add5c363687239520010cb\r\nOh that's hard\r\n\r\nI'm gonna go with Chris","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55add6146368723284002cec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c86368723284002c6d#post_55add5c86368723284002c6d\r\nWhat you wouldn't want Renner's sweet make-up tips?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55add62a6368722f6f004cc5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c16368723284002c58#post_55add5c16368723284002c58\r\nHot summer night, of course my windows were open. I heard my Russian neighbour swear as soon as we picked up the stench. Smell like rotten onion.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55add62e636872280f00232b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the ONLY one whi would rather do Renner?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55add6316368723952001145","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"zqawsxedcrfvtgbyhnumjik","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55add6336368723952001148","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add5c363687239520010cb#post_55add5c363687239520010cb\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"][spoiler]So if had the choice of having sex with either Chris Pratt or Jeremy Renner, who would ya do?[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nI think Blue would get angry at people.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55add641636872280f002359","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6146368723284002cec#post_55add6146368723284002cec\r\n\r\nI only wear makeup to cover zits and make my lips purty. So no.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55add6566368725ea6001837","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6146368723284002cec#post_55add6146368723284002cec\r\nMake up tips?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add62e636872280f00232b#post_55add62e636872280f00232b\r\nI said it was a hard choice","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55add6756368723284002d94","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So should I listen to ASMR videos and drift off sweetly into the night, or masturbate hard core and crap out halfway, crashing into sleep?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55add680636872280f0023d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6026368722638001348#post_55add6026368722638001348\r\nOh come on. What's wrong with using that song? Aside from being associated with Sonic '06. And now that I think about it, the lyrics have some sad context.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add69f636872280f0023fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6756368723284002d94#post_55add6756368723284002d94\r\nDo both.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55add6a26368723284002dd9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6566368725ea6001837#post_55add6566368725ea6001837\r\nBefore he was on screen Jeremy Renner was a make-up artist on sets.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55add6cb636872280f002457","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add62e636872280f00232b#post_55add62e636872280f00232b\r\nHe's kinda like a human pug","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55add6cb6368722fd100408e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add69f636872280f0023fd#post_55add69f636872280f0023fd\r\n\r\nI can't listen to \"this sweet women trying to help me find chocolate for my best friend\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZRQbZOHzQ and masturbate. It's just...wrong.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55add6cd63687205d30005df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6756368723284002d94#post_55add6756368723284002d94\r\nIf you ever have the choice between doing nothing and masturbating, ALWAYS CHOOSE MASTURBATION!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55add6d46368722f6f004e1c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6336368723952001148#post_55add6336368723952001148\r\nShe'll never know. [spoiler]She's the last raptor in the world, anyway.[/spoiler]","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add6ea63687205d30005f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6a26368723284002dd9#post_55add6a26368723284002dd9\r\nCool\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add680636872280f0023d1#post_55add680636872280f0023d1\r\nIt also seems weird to apply that song as our themesong\r\nWhat's the connection?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55add7016368725ea600193a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6cd63687205d30005df#post_55add6cd63687205d30005df\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6756368723284002d94#post_55add6756368723284002d94\r\nIf you ever have the choice between doing nothing and masturbating, ALWAYS CHOOSE MASTURBATION![/bq]\r\n","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55add730636872280f0024f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6ea63687205d30005f4#post_55add6ea63687205d30005f4\r\n*raises hand, thinks about it, then lowers hand and goes to Youtube*","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add7406368723284002eef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add7016368725ea600193a#post_55add7016368725ea600193a\r\nI have to agree.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add7446368725ea60019ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add6cb6368722fd100408e#post_55add6cb6368722fd100408e\r\nyeah, i'm able to get off to dead bodies and even her voice kills my cock","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55add76a6368722f6f004f50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add7446368725ea60019ad#post_55add7446368725ea60019ad\r\nThat's....kinda disturbing.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add7ae636872263800159b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add76a6368722f6f004f50#post_55add76a6368722f6f004f50\r\nyou're telling me","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}