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{"topics":[{"id":"5451e1c2636872482d4e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e1336368724138540200#post_5451e1336368724138540200\r\nDark Souls is not about kicking ass. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5451e27a63687262ad120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e1c2636872482d4e0200#post_5451e1c2636872482d4e0200\r\nThen what is it about?\r\nBecause in case you forgot in Bayo1 you literally [spoiler]PUNCH OUT GOD![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451e32263687261e5770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e27a63687262ad120100#post_5451e27a63687262ad120100\r\nIt is about survival and fighting for human agency in a callous world","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5451e41a6368726313770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e32263687261e5770100#post_5451e32263687261e5770100\r\nBut at the end of the day, it's a video game.\r\nAnd Dark Souls doesn't have this.\r\n[spoiler]!img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141024070717/bayonetta/images/4/4a/Chernobog_Transparent.png![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451e5846368720468e10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451df646368721849220100#post_5451df646368721849220100\r\ni might have to fight you","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5451e5d263687208a8670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e27a63687262ad120100#post_5451e27a63687262ad120100\r\nBig deal, you do that in Asura's Wrath as well. You do it to _several_ gods, in fact, and you don't hear me spending every waking moment gushing about it.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5451e5dd6368726313bd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e5846368720468e10200#post_5451e5846368720468e10200\r\nWhat? It's just one Squiggy's opinion.\r\nSorry if I stepped on your toes my man.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451e62963687250009c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e5d263687208a8670000#post_5451e5d263687208a8670000\r\nNo offense but Asura's Wrath was a bit lacking in the gameplay department.\r\nAnd Bayonetta does everything Asura does IN HEELS.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451e67d636872182da40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e5dd6368726313bd0100#post_5451e5dd6368726313bd0100\r\nnah, just pokin' fun. \r\n\r\nalthough I don't really know who I'd choose between platinum and fromsoft. I wuv dem both so much. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5451e6bd636872182dbe0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e67d636872182da40200#post_5451e67d636872182da40200\r\nI wonder what would happen if Platinum and Fromsoft hooked up and had a baby?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451e6c863687239fc3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e62963687250009c0200#post_5451e62963687250009c0200\r\nWell whatever. Like I said once before, I tried Bayonetta once, but my brain just can't move as fast as the game needs it to.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5451e6ea63687208a88c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e6c863687239fc3e0000#post_5451e6c863687239fc3e0000\r\nI feel ya man.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451e79963687239da5a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e6bd636872182dbe0200#post_5451e6bd636872182dbe0200\r\nit would kill everything\r\nthen it would go to whichever afterlife everything went to and kill it again\r\nand it would be _orgasmic_\r\n\r\nALSO: I am watching a movie where a woman's head gets caved in by a MASSIVE black dildo. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5451e7e76368726201630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e79963687239da5a0000#post_5451e79963687239da5a0000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\r\nALSO: I am watching a movie where a woman's head gets caved in by a MASSIVE black dildo. [/bq]\r\nWhat are you doing in my porn folder?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5451e7ea6368725e63780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e79963687239da5a0000#post_5451e79963687239da5a0000\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/b667e75b5cc950fe0324095f209f49f3/tumblr_inline_nbnxs2lnKL1s1uc72.gif!","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5451e7f163687272ef420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e79963687239da5a0000#post_5451e79963687239da5a0000\r\nFuck it. I want Fromsoft and Platinum to collab on a game!\r\n\r\nAnd what the fuck are you watching?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451e8b463687222581f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e7f163687272ef420100#post_5451e7f163687272ef420100\r\nmaybe get atlus in there and have a freaky threesome. \r\n\r\nAnd I'm watching cabin fever:patient zero\r\nit's not great. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5451e9866368722559490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e8b463687222581f0100#post_5451e8b463687222581f0100\r\nAtlus, Platinum, and Fromsoft join together into an unholy trinity of awesomeness. The resulting product will be so mind-shatteringly brilliant that the univers would implode on itslef and then re-expand.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451ea9b63687239da860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451e9866368722559490000#post_5451e9866368722559490000\r\nI'm thinkin' platinum combat and general craziness ,fromsoft level design and lore and atlus art style and \r\n!http://i.imgur.com/XnKkoz3.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5451eb2c63687261f5ec0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451ea9b63687239da860100#post_5451ea9b63687239da860100\r\nI wonder what the arcana for Lucatiel's Social Link what be.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451ec3e6368720f96c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451eb2c63687261f5ec0200#post_5451eb2c63687261f5ec0200\r\nstill don't know the arcanas by heart but the first thing that popped into my head is chariot. \r\nthat's probably not fitting at all. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5451f23563687211c1950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been listening to Matryoshka a lot lately...\r\nI wonder why that is...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451f5a86368725251750300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nothing like spending the break time as unproductively as possible.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5451f64d6368725251a00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5451f5a86368725251750300#post_5451f5a86368725251750300\r\nHaha! At least you're not at 4 in the morning.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5451f7926368720f5d0a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Thank you lack of motivation for not allowing me to go back to drawing stuff.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"}]}