time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2078.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54588b026368723c350d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588a836368727bb4860100#post_54588a836368727bb4860100\r\nI'm glad none of my family are like that. Well except my granddad kind of. My grandfather is so cheap he will re-use paper plates. For months at time! ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54588b186368722380730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588a0f63687278d69c0100#post_54588a0f63687278d69c0100\r\nPretty much; game magazines have no credibility, but my point is that with how many companies try to make copies of call of duty that's going to be a problem when it goes under.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54588b246368726ded1e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588b186368722380730100#post_54588b186368722380730100\r\nI see. Some might actually call that a good thing, though- I find FPSs to be okay, but their excessive focus on online multiplayer has always steered me away from them. \r\n\r\n...Not that I have much room to talk about video games, since the most recent one I got is a game where you do paperwork.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54588b3f6368724ac60c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588b246368726ded1e0300#post_54588b246368726ded1e0300\r\nPapers Please?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54588b966368724d6c2d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588b3f6368724ac60c0000#post_54588b3f6368724ac60c0000\r\nYeah, that one.\r\n\r\nI have to admit, I'd love to get a shirt with the Arstotzka insignia on it.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54588b9c6368726d73100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588b026368723c350d0100#post_54588b026368723c350d0100\r\nwe're just lazy. We've been meaning to start selling our excess shit for about two years now. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54588c426368726112bd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I know I use analogies a lot, but to use one imagine the generic fps crowd as a high school clique where everyone is trying to hang out with the star football quarterback and the only reason why anyone hangs in that clique is that they want to be with the cool kid.  If that cool kid no longer went to that high school or stopped playing football then chances are that clique would dispel.\r\n\r\n\r\nObviously the video game market will survive; it's just going to be a problem for generic fps games.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54588cb96368726112c50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588c426368726112bd0200#post_54588c426368726112bd0200\r\nI hung out with the football team a lot.\r\n[spoiler]Mostly because one of the Linemen was fucking me.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54588d2d6368725123820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/8031c631f1d23f4497c2d7ca17c6dc39/tumblr_neh8rclAKB1rqbp86o1_1280.jpg!\r\nI...don't know how I feel about this. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54588d6d63687242f58c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588cb96368726112c50200#post_54588cb96368726112c50200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588c426368726112bd0200#post_54588c426368726112bd0200\r\n[spoiler]Mostly because one of the Linemen was fucking me.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/734/901/b82.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54588d876368727bd7390200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588d2d6368725123820000#post_54588d2d6368725123820000\r\nShe's even got Jacques!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54588d9e6368724a87920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588cb96368726112c50200#post_54588cb96368726112c50200\r\n[spoiler]Yes, yes, you've had more sex than most of the people here. We get it. You don't have to rub it in.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588d2d6368725123820000#post_54588d2d6368725123820000\r\n...?\r\nI do apologize, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be seeing here.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54588dd16368727bb4eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588d876368727bd7390200#post_54588d876368727bd7390200\r\nOh shat! I didn't even notice the jacques","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54588e0d6368723b11180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588d9e6368724a87920000#post_54588d9e6368724a87920000\r\nI'll have you know that I lost my virginity to that Lineman.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54588f3b636872705d500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588e0d6368723b11180100#post_54588e0d6368723b11180100\r\nAnd I'm sure it was a wonderful experience for the both of you.\r\n[spoiler]I, on the other hand, struggle to imagine myself in a relationship that doesn't involve me giving the other person a large sum of money beforehand.[/spoiler]","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5458900863687242f5f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588e0d6368723b11180100#post_54588e0d6368723b11180100\r\nI guess you _scored_ a goal.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545890106368723b8cd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588f3b636872705d500000#post_54588f3b636872705d500000\r\nCome on man. You just gotta put yourself out there.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545890236368723b48640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5458900863687242f5f70000#post_5458900863687242f5f70000\r\nBoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545890386368723d405e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588f3b636872705d500000#post_54588f3b636872705d500000\r\nPshh. Hookers ain't got nothin' on my date for tonight!\r\n[spoiler]!http://www.topwrinklecream.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Herbal-Hand-Lotion.jpg!\r\n\r\n:c[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545891f46368725860d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545890106368723b8cd70000#post_545890106368723b8cd70000\r\nI know. Sorry about the downswing. But I just watched \"some Markiplier\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbEbwvzNIOc and now I feel better.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"545895d96368721af6040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everything about \"this music video\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco is fantastic. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545895f4636872390cf50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545891f46368725860d10000#post_545891f46368725860d10000\r\nSpeaking of Mark, I mentioned this elsewhere, but I would love to do an LP of a game. The main reason why I haven't is because I lack any sort of technical know-how in order to record it (though I'm sure I could probably just look it up somewhere). The other reason I haven't done it is because I don't know if my voice is one people would be willing to listen to for extended periods of time.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"545897076368724cfe6a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54588f3b636872705d500000#post_54588f3b636872705d500000\r\nTake it slow now. It ain't a race. \r\n\r\nWhen I was younger being a cyclops tends to turn most people away. But in the recent years it seems the opposite.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"545897996368721904610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545895f4636872390cf50100#post_545895f4636872390cf50100\r\nif people can stand shmorky's voice, I'm sure they can put up with yours. The biggest thing is sounding confident. Just imagine how much less entertaining markiplier would be if he just spent his videos mumbling to himself. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54589ce66368724a875a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545897996368721904610000#post_545897996368721904610000\r\nVolume I don't think is a problem (at least, I don't think it is- I'd have to do a bit of recording to be sure), though since I tend to be rather camera-shy, I don't think I could pull off the \"have myself up in a window in the corner\" thing like Mark has. So that just leaves the technical bits.\r\n\r\nAnd, there's the minor issue that I don't actually have the game I want to LP. I do own it, I just didn't bring it with me.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}