time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2125.json

{"topics":[{"id":"545d0e6b63687254359b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OMG, EVERYONE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS\r\n\r\n\"Infomercials - Too Many Cooks\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw#t=230","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d17016368727679670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cf3a86368723648f20000#post_545cf3a86368723648f20000\r\nHe's gay\r\nHence the constant puppet butts and dongs","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545d17b86368723a603f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God dammit. My new fuzzy chair is ripping apart at the bottom. This thing's not even a month old. I'm not _that_ fat godammit!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545d187e636872121a640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm so bored right now.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545d189c63687275e0db0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141028101947/payday/images/2/23/Brother%27s_Keeper.png!\r\n\r\nhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH\r\n\r\ni cant believe i just noticed it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d19196368724969e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d187e636872121a640000#post_545d187e636872121a640000\r\nWhat do you want to be doing right now?\r\n[spoiler]besides eevees [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545d1984636872739f380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d19196368724969e20000#post_545d19196368724969e20000\r\nI can't think of anything in particular.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545d1c8a636872349c650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, I like to go through the Hentai Quotes gallery on KYM, just to see how many of them I can recognize.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"545d21be6368722026010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d187e636872121a640000#post_545d187e636872121a640000\r\nHOW CAN YOU BE BORED!?!?!\r\n\r\nIT'S DA WEEEKEND!!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545d232b6368724922360200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ARE YOU KIDDING ME HUSSIE?\r\n\r\ni just started act 6 act 2 and we open up with yet another dead person?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d244363687262a4300200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d21be6368722026010100#post_545d21be6368722026010100\r\nYou mean the least eventful days of the week?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545d273c63687220a5ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"HAS SQUIGGY BEEN TOLD YET?!\":http://uk.ign.com/articles/2014/11/07/naruto-manga-sequel-coming-in-2015","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"545d29596368725d60700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d273c63687220a5ef0000#post_545d273c63687220a5ef0000\r\nAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d2a02636872631a720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HOW DO YOU EVEN RODIN\r\nHOW HAS ANYONE EVER BEATEN RODIN","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545d2c066368724823540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RAVIOLI RAVIOLI\r\n\r\nGIVE ME THE FORMUOLI","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545d2ce36368726aef9b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d2c066368724823540000#post_545d2c066368724823540000\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/605/832/991.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"545d2d7e6368724705fd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d232b6368724922360200#post_545d232b6368724922360200\r\nWelcome to Homestuck.\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d2a02636872631a720000#post_545d2a02636872631a720000\r\n\"This vid should give you hints.\":http://youtube.com/watch?v=8iVtSTkoMFE\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d2c066368724823540000#post_545d2c066368724823540000\r\nGREAT BARRIER REEF.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"545d2e536368722241c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"was it necessary mom and dad?\r\n\r\nwas it really fucking necessary to tear down my fucking door like fucking ISIS had the president inside my room and were threatening to blow up america at the same time?\r\n\r\nyou really had to destroy my privacy, thus my time to fap, thus my sanity?\r\n\r\nfucking hire a bomb squad next time, blow a hole into my room, maybe thats more effective.\r\n\r\nhow did you manage toi even lock it with nobody inside of it huh? and fuck using a knife, or a credit card or some less expensive shit, we fucking tearing it down like fuck my kid HAHAAHAHAH\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d315b63687224a90e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d2d7e6368724705fd0100#post_545d2d7e6368724705fd0100\r\nwrong game. besides, the general impression I'm getting is that the best strategy is to not suck. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545d32976368724ec05a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d273c63687220a5ef0000#post_545d273c63687220a5ef0000\r\nOh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545d32fe6368721f8bd80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d273c63687220a5ef0000#post_545d273c63687220a5ef0000\r\n*GOD DAMNIT!*\r\nWhy won't the naruto franchise just fucking die already?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545d33da6368721ce0230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d32fe6368721f8bd80100#post_545d32fe6368721f8bd80100\r\nBecause, profits.\r\nAt this point, they are milking whatever off of their brainwashed fanbase.\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545d34866368724c171c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d32fe6368721f8bd80100#post_545d32fe6368721f8bd80100\r\nIt's ended, man. Now we got future ninjas.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"545d34fd6368724e73850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d34866368724c171c0100#post_545d34866368724c171c0100\r\nNinjas are cool man!\r\n!http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/eb/9f/eb9ff0_4953220.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545d35366368725c364d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d273c63687220a5ef0000#post_545d273c63687220a5ef0000\r\nWelp.\r\n\r\n!http://www.geekworldordersite.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/243c550d891c58876f7eadc98eea5f23.image_.500x297.jpg!\r\nTime to destroy another world.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}